friday night saturday morning

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they're falling like they're falling in love with the ground.” 1x1 // Multi-Muse

[zagreuss]

Close the curtains, you heathen.

[zagreuss]

Oh, so you’re my new roomie? Let me tell you now, this place is an absolute blast.

[grapfruits]

[SMS : FUCKTRUMPET ] She's gone. She's gone and I... ( from Ev)

text [unknown]: who the fuck????

text [unknown]: if this is who i think it is then wow. sucks, doesn’t it??

text [unknown]: idk man maybe it was just a little too much. vix doesn’t like ppl breathing down her neck and lbr ur guilty of that :)

[oh1x1]

SMS [UNKNOWN] : you don’t owe me shit, you’ve made that clear. it’s funny how you made me think i meant something to you, how i wasted my life trying to prove i was worth your friendship because it’s all just one massive mistake. forget the girls, i would have been okay with only you.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : you know she’s not a sympathy vote, or you would if you had stuck around at all to see me with her. i wasn’t you, that was what went wrong. you think it didn’t hurt seeing you happy with jess? because it fucking killed, but you two deserved it.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : if you want it, take it. you’ll do a far better job than i will. someone in this whole fuck up deserves to be happy.

[zagreuss]

text [unknown]: yes, because you 1000% mean absolutely nothing to me. our 'friendship' had no effect on me as a person and i didn't become a better person because of it. of course all your time was wasted in trying to become friends with me because tbh i couldn't remember your name half the time you spent clinging to my arm. do you read these texts before you send them???

text [unknown]: but that's the thing, right? you were never okay with just me and tbh i never expected you to be but fuck if you had just told me about your undying love for vic then maybe this wouldn't be so much of a clusterfuck. and don't even fucking bother telling me that it hurt to see me and jess together. we spent time together because it hurt both of us to see you and vic all lovebirds and shit. stop pushing the blame on other people.

text [unknown]: and again: stop with the gran stuff. we're not talking about this. we're just not.

text [unknown]: you think jessa and that goddamn baby are some tissue you can throw away when you've cried all your tears. they're living people you selfish fucker. you can't leave her after all that okay you've got responsibilities now that don't involve fucking people and drinking til you pass out. 

text [unknown]: prioritise and realise that maybe jessa and the baby are a little more important that your love life right now and that vic might need a little space and that you should stop thinking with your dick or your fucking heart for once in your life.

[zagreuss]

text [andy pandy]: why do you hate me so?

text [pearls]: i'm just a bit too amazing tbh...and well...I don't hate you but you're clingy

text [andy pandy]: i was too busy to cuddle you yesterday and you blanked me for six hours.....

[midnightbleum]

"Right, time difference. Just came from France if you couldn’t tell… there’s no time, I want to get there before the line goes around the block." 

[zagreuss]

"Just... slow down for a sec. You've just come back from France and you want to elope... and then return to France? I fail to see any logic that this plan of your might have, Vix."

[oh1x1]

"Le, it’s not like asking if you love me, it’s just a gathering down by the pier. You could crash here after?"

[zagreuss]

"Might. Dad wants to go to some war museum tomorrow, so I'd like to have my wits about me for that."

"Who else is going?"

[grapfruits]

[SMS : FUCKTRUMPET ] She's gone. She's gone and I... ( from Ev)

text [unknown]: who the fuck????

text [unknown]: if this is who i think it is then wow. sucks, doesn’t it??

text [unknown]: idk man maybe it was just a little too much. vix doesn’t like ppl breathing down her neck and lbr ur guilty of that :)

[oh1x1]

SMS [UNKNOWN] : Forget it.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT? DON’T FORGET IT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : I HAVE NEEDED YOU TWICE. TWICE IN MY LIFE I HAVE ASKED YOU TO BE THERE FOR ME. THE FIRST TIME YOU FUCKED OFF AND LEFT NOT ONLY ME, BUT JESSA AND HER DAUGHTER FOR A MISTAKE THAT NONE OF US ASKED FOR. AND NOW YOU DO…

SMS [UNKNOWN] : I STOOD THERE AND HELD YOU AT DROMEDA’S FUNERAL. I HELD YOU SO FUCKING TIGHT AND MADE SURE YOU KNEW YOU WEREN’T ALONE. I SPENT WEEKS WITH YOU IN THAT HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DIND’T THINK OF HER NOT BEING THERE. I WAS THERE AT THE END OF YOUR FIRST DATE WITH VICTOIRE, THE FIRST FIGHT, THE FIRST EVERYTHING. YOU WERE NEVER ALONE. I NEVER STOPPED FIGHTING TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEANT TO ME AND ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS LEAVE.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : We were brothers. You are my only family. You and her and now there’s just… silence.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : Don’t you dare try and say Jessa is my family. She’s cutting herself up over waiting for you to come back and regretting the most beautiful thing she has ever done because it meant loosing you. She cares for you more than she ever did for me because you made her whole.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : I never wanted any of it. I’m scared.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : I’m the fuck up who has had everyone he ever loved walk out on him.

SMS [UNKNOWN] : I’m done. I’m out. I quit.

[zagreuss]

text [unknown]: you know, not all of us express our emotions by writing angsty as fuck songs about ppl and feeling sorry for ourselves.

text [unknown]: and don't you fucking get it? i tried to be there for you, about your brother and oscar and all you've ever done is shut me out.

text [unknown]: you don't get to do that. you don't get to drop her name as some sympathy vote, alright? that wasn't about you and bringing her up as if i owe you one because of it?? that's so fucked up. she isn't anotehr damn fucking line in one of your shit-arsed songs about how much your heart hurts

text [unknown]: and did it ever occur to you that idk maybe victoire is sick of being chased?? that she needs a little time to herself because as far as i can see we all do. pollux is gone because he needed it and i don't see you shiting on at him. like maybe between all of these mixed up feelings you're having that other people have some of their own?? that maybe it's more than a little fucked up that the only two girls i've ever loved have ended up with you??? that when all i've ever wanted was a family when it turns out that my so called best friend is the father instead??

text [unknown]: and saying that you never wanted any of it kinda contradicts the whole thing becase if i was the father of that kid i wouldn't regret a single minute. stop crying when you don't get your own way, evar, and for fuck's sake stop forcing your emotions on other people when they aren't ready to deal with them yet

[zagreuss]

text [andy pandy]: we go out, we get drunk, we watch Love Actually, we pass out. what’s so wrong about this tradition?

text [percikle]: you're involved in it

text [andy pandy]: why do you hate me so?

[zagreuss]

text [andy pandy]: we go out, we get drunk, we watch Love Actually, we pass out. what’s so wrong about this tradition?

[midnightbleum]

camillamacaulae

And she doesn’t talk to Teddy either, really. She dates this super douchebag for a while then one day out of the blue, she shows up at Teddy’s flat.

"Let’s get married."

[zagreuss]

"Come in, sit down, and start from the top. You don't hit a guy with something like that at ten in the morning."

[zagreuss]

SMS [ARSEWIPE] : I should, it would get em away from you idiots.

SMS [ARSEWIPE] : It's not weird, it's handsome,

SMS [ARSEWIPE] : Seriously she won't let it go, how do you put up with women?

SMS [WANKPOT ❤]: don't fucking lie, you can't function without me buttering the corners of your toast every morning

SMS [WANKPOT ❤]: i'm gagging at the thoughts of it. neck beards shouldn't be a thing. look what mumford & sons have done to today's youth :/

SMS [WANKPOT ❤]: i can't dignify that with a response my gran wouldn't whollop me for...

[zagreuss]

Thalia's bare feet tiptoed rapidly across the linoleum floor, her blanket and pillow gathered between both arms and tangling her legs. She knocked softly on the door, an apology on the tip of her tongue before it had even opened. "Sorry... I just- I really didn't know that the phrase 'breaking the bed' was a literal one."

[zagreuss]

Eli made his way down the aisle, avoiding carry-on bags and confused old women, in search of his seat. "56, 56, 56... ah..." A smile found its way to his face at the sight of the book in his travelling companion's hands. "Lucky me."

[zagreuss]

"Well, maybe I can't answer that."

[chelshawthorne]

Chelsea merely smirked in response, her eyes rolling playfully as she walked to her closet and pulled out her white, yellow, and green uniform. “I happen to think that I look great in this while you look like you’re about to go trick or treating. Your school colours are literally Halloween colours, babe. And anyways it’s green and gold. ” The blonde took in her appearance in the mirror hanging from her closet door: glittering gold eye shadow, her uniform pristine and crisp, green and yellow french tipped acrylic nails, and white trainers. “What time do you have to be there? I can probably drive you and just kid of stop a block off so no one sees us together.”

[zagreuss]

"Well that's the point, no? To scare our enemies away. And excuse me - I had no idea you guys were so touchy about the... yellow." Marnie grinned, positioning herself behind the taller girl and raising herself up onto her tippy toes to rest her chin on the blonde's shoulder. "Sounds like a plan to me! But, um... just gimme a second?" She pressed a kiss into the fabric of Chelsea's shoulder and turned to look for something. Once she found it, they could go; though the obvious problem was that she had no idea where it was. "Maybe two seconds."

[zagreuss]

SMS [ARSEWIPE] : Jessa said you had one of these shitpieces too.

SMS [ARSEWIPE] : Please save me she is trying to get me to plait my hair.

SMS [WANKPOT ❤]: everyone does... do you live in a cave now??????

SMS [WANKPOT ❤]: sure does explain the weird neckbeard thing ~ maybe she can plait that too

[afrodieteea-deactivated20141212]

I’m not sure he knows how to work voicemail, why does he even own a  phone? Whatever he’ll get back to us. Guess it’s just me and you boys. 

[zagreuss]

Because he's a snapchat whore and letter writing is impractical what with how he leaves things on such short notice. And don't sound so disappointed - you're better off with us, really. Alph makes the best cheese toasties in the world and Pollux already loves you, so all that's left to do is get me on your side. Then we can all have a great time.