YOU ARE THE REASON
Janaina Medeiros
@theartofmadeline
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@zakkelle
its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate
upset at the accuracy of these tags
My favorite “humans are space orcs” idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:
“You mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!
“Well of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?”
The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.
Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers.
Like they’re totally unable to figure out what’s happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, they’ve moved facilities twice and it’s still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
And then a weary humanologist is all ‘… your humans are getting out’.
“That is impossible.”
“They’re getting out.”
“That enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.”
“And yet somehow they’re getting out.”
“THE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.”
“Oh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks they’re getting out. Stay after closing time with me and I’ll show you.”
*next day*
“… the humans were getting out.”
“… why did they keep going back in, then?!”
(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) “They said they weren’t going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.”
if you’re ever at a vet hospital and can hear dogs/cats howling and screeching and making terrible noises from the back, please be aware that 99% of the time it is NOT because:
they are dying
they are in terrible pain
they are being tortured
It almost always IS because:
someone is taking their temperature
someone is placing an IV catheter
they’re mad about being in a kennel
other likely reasons why animals are screaming in vet clinics!
they saw another animal
no one is looking at them right now
they are happy to see this particular staff member
they’re a pug getting a nail trim
they’re a shiba inu getting literally anything done
they’re a husky
The Shiba inu may not even be getting anything done
I get overstimulated so easily but at the same time if I’m not doing something I will
"We are just so perfect, aren't we?"
no idea how relatable this is gonna be to the general public but stim toys arent enough anymore i gotta stick to the walls
yall ever see a fictional character n be like "this is my rotten little man and i encourage his rotten little shenanigans"
"Insert some smart quote about burning and fire and yadi yadi" - Me.
New more mature way of dealing with being bad at things I thought i would be good at
Sitting whispering to my self " being bad at stuff is normal part of on the way to being good at it" over and over (still angry)
As some of you know I am a full-time veterinary technology student, and I was getting super frustrated at the lack of basic radiographic positioning aids that I made them myself. These all correspond to images I need for one of my classes this semester. not the standard dog/fanart but thought I’d share!! ** please do not take without asking! :)
current thoughts while trying to be social
drop flat rats
flat rats
The mood:
Nezu and Mic in the gay baby jail
Low quality mass effect memes that I put too much effort into
(dragon age ver.)
my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!!
me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore
Hahaha these are the screenshots from the Spyro YOTD prototypes, this is too funny 😹
