Zam's ham

Uchiha Sasuke

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BYF

do not follow if:

- basic DNF criteria

- you are racist

- trump supporter

- homophobic

 

ask to follow if: 

- u like that ugly bitch ass mf named Goku 🤮

okay to follow if: 

- none of the basic DNF applies to you 

- you simp for any of the akatsuki 👀

- you chill :)

Lmao I can’t tell if ppl actually read this soo lms once read ‼️

- goku sucks ass btw

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Can I get sfw and nsfw headcanons for Shigure Sohma??? thank you!!!

of course!! I love this dog man sm, you don't even understand.

Sfw: - Shigure loves to tease you. A lot.

- Most of it stems from his natural playful demeanor.

- It sometimes pisses you off, but you know he means no harm. He's just a little jerk.

- Shows his affection in odd ways

- Since he can't hug you due to.. Certain things

- Instead he butters you up with words

- Nicknames, praises, you name it

Nsfw: - That said, sex with Shigure is not exactly easy

- Because of his curse, sex wasn't really an option during the first portion of your relationship

- But after the curse was broken, it became a strong part of it

- I feel like he would be the vanilla type, with a slightly kinky side

- He would tie you up, but would instantly stop if you said you didn't like it

- He would definitely be the type to go slowly but deeply

- He honestly loves the face you make when you orgasm

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at this point im just stalking the person who made the video in my recent post (@thatonegirlzoeyy) its on tiktok not on here if u guys wanna stalk them LMAO

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IM SOBBING AT THIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD

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Deidara; My man, they say there's 8 planets, but I'm only seeing 7 after destroying Uranus..

Sasori; Excuse me

Kisame, across the room mumbling to himself; So that's what all that racket was last night..

Itachi; *covers Kisame's mouth*

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Sasori: How is the most magnificent creature in the universe feeling this morning?

Deidara, blushing: I’m fine, Danna. I’m —

Kisame, from across the room: Itachi’s feeling a little tired this morning, but otherwise okay.

Deidara:

Sasori:

Itachi:

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hoes

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Lil PSA:

I don't think I'm gonna be active very much.. The only time I'll be active is if I get asks or submissions.. So, if you wanna chat or whatever, just send me asks n stuff. Lms once read.

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⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️

i get: to talk to you

you get: annoyed

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u ever zone and and ur aware that u zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

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Freeze! You're under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! 💕

this is so wholesome 😔🙏🏽

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[fluffygif]

One of the cutest boops ever.

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ur gay

die rat

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teen dramas are always so unrealistic.. not a single one ever mentions naruto