Zany Memes

basically a page where I reblog memes I find amusing or interesting

[jewishevelinebaker]

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

[zany-memes]

I hate that I immediately know what this means

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[er-cryptid]

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

[meanpear-deactivated20241004]

Writers finding this post:

[a-casual-egg]

Thank you

[hessys-corner]

Europeans about half of this post:

[nanaccused]

Body Heat = 42 C

Cold Water = 4 C

Hot Air = 148 C

High Altitude = 4572m

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 390m

Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

[edwin-payne-enthusiast]

Europeans seeing this version of this post:

[cloverture]

honestly I know enough has been said about those posts that end with the entire bus applauding someone, but like it’s just SO unbelievable?? in my experience if anything of note at all happens on public transport we all just kind of quietly look around at each other with this expression

[transselkie]

I was riding a bus and it hit a car and none of us even said a word to one another. One guy sighed and started reading his book again. People on public transport desperately want to forget that they’re there and will do anything to ignore everyone around them.

[piratemadi]

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

[mens-rights-activia]

Me trying to understand my package overseas

[1minnim]

someone just understood you a package sir

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

[larval-tear]

prostate BLAST!!!

[midiport]

[hotvampireadjacent]

He’s fishing

[boyboobs]

i hope he never catches anything

[hotvampireadjacent]

What is your FUCKING PROBLEM

[sablestine]

new personality test: when you pee do you just sit there and let it happen like nature intended or do you take initiative and blast it out like a racehorse or perhaps a tapir

[lipstickluchador]

[zany-memes]

I recently reinstalled Tumblr, and I'm overjoyed that this page is still posting. 10/10, probably my favourite Tumblr page.

Real Businessmen

All business, all the time.

@realbusinessmen

[ddiospyross]

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

[britnxyspears]

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[thebootydiaries]

[puniper]

imagine fucking up this bad

[oh-noo]

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Flashbacks to the Windows pipe screensaver.

[typical-atheist-scumbag]

Windows Pipe screensaver? Which one is that?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

[typical-atheist-scumbag]

Oh thank you.

[filmnoirsbian]

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..

[filmnoirsbian]

there she is!!!!!!!

love……..tenderness…….

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[fullhalalalchemist]

So its that easy huh

[sushinfood]

Of course it is