𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪, 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔!

"You're my FAVORITE waste of BULLETS." ind / sel / priv Jinx from League of Legends may contain NSFW. penned by Goose.

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@umbane​ asked:  ❝ will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? ❞ -- modern media starters: not accepting

DISSONANCE REIGNS SUPREME IN HER GREEN eyes for a moment, just a moment that a look of actual seriousness flickers over her pale features. But Jinx is quick to reel it back in, to wrestle any feelings of actual fear or despair back under her belt and replace that look in her eyes with that same glimmer of slightly crazed mischief. She looks at Kayn with those big, big emerald eyes instead, and though Fishbones remains seated comfortably on her shoulder, the pilot steps forward with not at all menacing body language, and offers him a bat of her dark lashes. 

                 “ We don’t have to fight- ”

She doesn’t pout when she says it, but she does offer him a rather nefarious grin. Instead, a fingertip raises, gliding over the broad expanse of his (extremely) impressive chest before snatching her hand back. She may have been utterly enamored with the assassin before her... but she would like to keep all five fingers, thank you very much. 

        “ I mean unless you really want... Loser owes the winner a kiss though! ”

That was motivation enough for her to kick his ass into the next galaxy. 

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umbane‌:

Kayn could never use his phone like that. Every time he watches her type, he’s taken aback at the speed and (perhaps even more surprisingly) the accuracy with which she types. The only person he texts with any regularity is Zed, and their messages are never as long as … whatever Jinx is typing. Really, he isn’t trying to look at her screen, but it’s right there and there’s little else to look at. That’s how he sees a very familiar shirt with an even-more-familiar tattoo. It’s concerning enough that she has the picture at all, cautious as he is about being recorded, but having it as her wallpaper whee anyone else could see it, ask questions … 

                                                                                               But Kayn doesn’t have a whole lot of time to ponder what the consequences of that would be before the phone is in his face (what day was that? When did he last wear that shirt? What was he so distracted by?) and her hands are reaching for his pockets. “Woah, woah!” No way, no how is she getting a hold of his phone. Kayn’s hands go to the back pocket of his jeans — a dead giveaway to where he’s hiding the thing — and he starts backing away from her. “You can’t just — “ A pause as he slips out of her grasp, resisting the urge to just grab her wrists and shove her away, “ — grab my phone and change my wallpaper. You know I lose them all the time.” Or, perhaps more accurately, he breaks them all the time. Doing totally legal things, of course. 

SHE IS HARDLY INTENT ON ALLOWING HIM TO SLIP from her fingers so easily. Despite their distinct height and size different, the engineer is slippery... so slippery, in fact, that it’s next to impossible to keep her from sidling up to him, around him, and then effectively wrestling said phone from the back pocket of his jeans. Jinx spins away with grace not all suited for a woman with such gangling limbs, but this is a moment of victory for her and she’d hardly allow Kayn to spoil it with... well, brute strength. In fact, a nefarious grin splits her delicate features, and for a moment - she looks absolutely gleeful. 

“I absolutely ‘can just.’” How did she know his passcode? Actually, that was unsurprising, photographic memory often came in handy. The phone clicks open and her bubblegum eyes absorb a glancing of information at a rate that was nearly inhuman, all the while continuing to keep just out of Kayn’s grasp. When she deems it a safe moment, she opens the front-facing camera, raising it high as she threw up a peace sign, stuck out her tongue, and the moment was captured with a faint click. Naturally, she made sure to feature the blurry Kayn in the background. Another click of painted nails and the photo is indeed his background... but she doesn’t hand it back just yet. Instead, she backs towards the nearest wall, placing the phone behind her back and looking up at him with wide, innocent eyes... that were entirely too fake.

“Your phone is like a fifty year old man’s... all work, no play.” And she squirms a little, obviously still keeping it from his grasp. Jinx was well aware that there was obviously something more important on this device than just... contact information, but she was inclined to continue playing the vapid party girl on this occasion. “If I give it back-” Her words are a little sing song, punctuated with a few bits of laughter. “You have to promise not to change it... If you do I’ll put a virus on all your electronics that emails banana cat to everyone on your contacts every time you type no.” That was a very, very serious threat. 

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@umbane​ asked:  "Am I your lockscreen?” -- sentence starters: accepting

SHES CLICKING AWAY AT HER SCREEN, BLACK painted nails flying over the keys with such speed that only someone savvy with technology could master. Jinx is hardly paying attention to him (for once); instead, blue brows are furrowed in concentration and she’s doing that thing she does. The one where she mutters ridiculously complicated quadratic equations under her breath as if to calm herself, or to focus on a task far too critical for her mind to wander from. It takes Jinx a long moment to register that he’s speaking to her... and when she does, the poor girl nearly inhales the lollipop she’s been nursing for some time. 

“ I... Uh. Oh, yeah! ” Bright, aware orbs trail down to said phone screen, and she would have audibly winced if the girl wasn’t so damn shameless. Indeed, he was her lock screen - a very lovely candid shot, in fact, of Kayn in a tank top that showed off so many of those wonderful tattoos. She had to admit. She’d really outdone herself with this one. Instead of feeding into her embarrassment, she stands on her tiptoes and holds the phone to his face as if proving to him that... yes, he is the background of her phone and, no, she’s not changing it. Instead, Jinx offers the poor man a wild grin, fingers already grappling towards his pockets for his phone. 

            “ Gimme yours and we can match! ”

She was half joking. Well, more like 40% joking. 

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@zerctime​ asked:  " have you seen my hoodie ? " -- sentence starters: accepting

SHE’S A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT, doubled over the plate of food before her and shoveling it in her mouth at a rate that should be considered inhuman for someone of her size and stature. His question gives her pause tho, and bubblegum eyes drift upwards, wide and full of faux innocence as they meet her companions. At his question, she curls even further in on herself, as if trying to conceal the very distinct piece of clothing that was obviously not hers currently covering her upper body. Is he blind? It’s possible, but Ekko could wrestle this hoodie off her corpse if he wanted it back. Finder’s keepers, and she was cold anyway.

She just swallows then, still refusing to allow him full view of the hoodie she was very much indeed bundled in. “ Hoodie? What... That ratty old thing? Tch- No. Haven’t seen it for days. ” As if to punctuate her statement she glances downwards, fingering the edge of a worn cuff. Nope. Hers now. 

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@essence-flux-primed​ asked: “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST! STOP HITTING ME!” -- sentence starters: accepting

“ Honest? Honest?! ” Rare for her to be incensed like this... rarer still for her to even act on it. Though her fists were small in comparison and packed none of the punch that all those precarious inventions she had did, Jinx was putting enough force behind them to at least be felt . At some point, she had stopped smacking him entirely, instead wrestling that fluffy blond head under one of her arms and rather relentlessly digging her knuckles into his skull. When she deemed his punishment worthy enough, she detangled slim limbs from the explorer’s own and admired her handiwork... that is, the absolute wreck that was now his hair, the rumple of his shirt, and then the jacket that she dangled between her own two fingers.... His jacket, of course. Though in Jinx’s world, things like these were finders keepers. 

Painted pink lips bare her teeth in a wicked grin, the irritation replaced by that intense look of mischief that so often haunted her face. “ My turn to be honest-- ” She dips her head down, sniffing the collar of the worn leather and then making a face of displeasure. “ Your jacket stinks like three day old gym shorts. Also, your taste in shoes in suspect. Oh, and I’m smarter than you. ”

[honeyboychangbin]

Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

[therpmemeshop]

more lines from modern media that are raw as hell

warning: some may be nsfw

insp: x / x

❝ we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. ❞

❝  we are good people and we’ve suffered enough. ❞

❝ violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ❞

❝ when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn. ❞

❝ will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i will face god and walk backwards into hell. ❞

❝ you mean the chaos emeralds? ❞

❝ i see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. ❞

❝ it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. ❞

❝ it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. ❞

❝ pick a hell and rot there. ❞

❝ we are the timeline that god has abandoned. ❞

❝ do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? ❞

❝ every day we stray further from god’s light. ❞

❝ you’re about to experience the wrath of a god. ❞

❝ alone on a friday night? god, you’re pathetic. ❞

❝ you sit on a throne of lies. ❞

❝ they don’t decide who you are. you are who you choose to be. ❞

❝ thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary… feelings. ❞

❝ i survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ❞

❝ bold of you to assume i can die. ❞

❝ if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? ❞

❝ it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming…on days like these, kids like you… should be burning in hell. ❞

❝ despite everything, it’s still you. ❞

❝ in this world, it’s kill or be killed. ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. ❞

❝ i should have killed you when i had the chance. ❞

❝ god won’t let me die. ❞

❝ god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ it seems you were the one offended, my good bitch. ❞

❝ you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ the risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math. ❞

❝ this jackassery will NOT stand! ❞

❝ god can’t help you now. ❞

❝ i am a monument to all your sins. ❞

❝ if the world chooses to become my enemy, i will fight like i always have. ❞

[anntan-desu]

Odyssey Jinx ! ☄️✨

[zapisms]

“ Hey Fishbones, think we can wreak havoc forever? ”

IND. PRIV. SELE. JINX OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

‘ No, you should buy a home and save for retirement. ' 

PENNED BY GOOSE; WILL CONTAIN NSFW

“ You know I can replace you, right? ”

© 

[summonersofruneterra]

Jinx -HZ

[aurelinsol]

“And finally, me, Jinx. Your trusty pilot.”