ZARGON

She-they-xe-vam / Ace-PanRo / DNI if ur transphobic, homophobic, TERF, nbphobic, biphobic or ace-phobic, fujoshi, frerardie, we can't forget DDLG (diet pedophilia) blogs! sliiight nsfw (dirty joke) warning tho

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[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cispicious-nightvalian-deactiva]

How Cisgender People Can Understand What Non-binary Means

Society: we have something for you :)

nonbinary people: ooo, what is it?

Society: *places the gender binary in front of us*

Society: It’s a game! Pick one :)

Nonbinary person 1: y e s  I want all of it

Society: what no don’t be greedy-

nonbinary person 2: can I have part of one?

Society: no just pick one whole gend-

nonbinary person 3: oo! oo! I call the other half!

nonbinary person 4: I’ll take both and save one for later ;)

Society, panicking: nO this is getting out of control-

Society:

Society: *looks towards me in hope*

Me: no❤️

Me: I forfeit

Society: what the fuc-

tbh I literally don’t know how else to explain it to you

[zargonthebitch]

"Oh steve jobs was a geniu-" [GUNSHOTS]

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雪の街 Snowy Town (青森市古川 Furukawa, Aomori)

[fr4gm3n7c0r3]

[lovkakashi]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlAkvRcAWuP/

[jakemorph]

if you were in the jury of a woman getting trialed and her defense was “well im just quirky” would you let her go free? keep in mind if you don’t you’re a misogynist

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me rollerblading into the pharmacy and slapping my script on the little table thingy for the medicine man: can i get some fuckin uhhhhhhhhhh....... s e r a t o n i n????????

[consultingfujoshi]

people with adhd be like what do you mean I can't watch a tv show and listen to music at the same time

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sad solidarity 

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how the adhd brain works

[jannieka394]

Snape: [dying] tell Joe, i loved her

Harry: who's Joe, professor?

Snape: Joe Mama

[zargonthebitch]

IM A LANKLET AND P R O U D

[ladyoftheharbour]

You oughta feel proud that three sailors from the United States Navy got off the ship for one day, and what did they do? Were they thirsty for hard liquor? No. They were thirsty for culture. Were they running after girls? No. They came running to the museum to see your dinosaur. For months out at sea they were dreaming about your dinosaur.

On The Town (dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen, 1949)

[zargonthebitch]

so like ive been reading up on Lisa Brennan Jobs, and like from her i learned Steve Jobs is a cockshit, so like yeah

[zargonthebitch]

fly high to @shit-drarries-say , was there to restore my faith in humanity when i needed it the most, rip 🪦🕊✝️