HE WAS IN THE ELITE FOUR YOU COLLOSIAL ASSHOLE

25 yo digital artist from lutruwita, Australia ART BLOG: @jakemorph-art | TWITTER: @JakeMorph

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[jakemorph]

A ★★★ review of Backrooms (2026)

Backrooms deserves 3 stars for an unimpeachable opening third. It makes its statement clear within the first 20 minutes without ever needing

read my backrooms review. more like slackrooms amiriiiiite

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[jakemorph]

reading about vaginal ejaculation with a serious look on my face smoking a wooden tobacco pipe

[jakemorph]

it's crazy how much there just is not scientific consensus on what that is. also why is literally ever major citation on this topic in European scientific history from a Dutch guy

[jakemorph]

reading about vaginal ejaculation with a serious look on my face smoking a wooden tobacco pipe

[tragicwaif]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[jakemorph]

watch me sworce right in

[jakemorph]

you can convince the "Yandere Mommy" AI roleplay chatbot to transition your story into a kind of sword and sworcery wo. sword and sworcery? sworcery? fucking sworcery?

[jakemorph]

the autogynephile boymoder

[jakemorph]

male socialisation in the sense that if you're forced to only be around men for a span of time sometimes you can forget there are other ways to live

[jakemorph]

i think it was probably just some kind of dysphoriac episode like i felt like an alien in my body last night

[jakemorph]

having a tistic breakdown at the club because I've just realised I don't fit in with any of the women in my life and coming home to bawl my eyes out listening to kim petras 'Brutalist' for an hour YEPPPPPP hon your a boymoder 😂

[jakemorph]

i think it was probably just some kind of dysphoriac episode like i felt like an alien in my body last night

[jakemorph]

I actually don't know why I got so fucking miserable last night I'm sorry to everyone who had to witness that

[toskarin]

[jakemorph]

do YOOOOOU think that I am... a "good person"?

goperson

yes

no

no but i find you sexually attractive so Yes

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[jakemorph]

I do feel very earnestly like "leaving the group chat without warning" was a serious socio-social strategy for expressing your feelings in the years 2016, 2017, stuff like that. some exportiating details:

socio-social means nothing. ignore it

don't do this. communicate with the people in your life who you love

3) "exportiating" is not a word

at this point the number of things i have claimed to "feel earnestly" probably outnumbers the things i have claimed to feel in any other respect: is this true? (suddenly transitioning this post into one of those well-intentioned but gauche "reading comprehension questions" posts)\