Zazzle Theory

Only the best algorithmically generated products and fashions.

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Fuck STEM / Make Art

Perfect for the arts major in your life, in many styles, colors, and sizes.

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New Zazzles that represent the tough choices radicals have to make during the election. Show them how you popularly front with these bumper stickers!

Anticapitalists For Hillary bumper sticker

#ImWithHer (But for communist reasons) bumper sticker

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New gear to support this great Kickstarter! All Zazzle Theory proceeds will benefit No Platform. Make America Pay Reparations hat

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We all know that it is partisan politics that is holding America back. Announcing the campaign for a bipartisan initiative to revive our great country. It seems crazy, but if you look at what the issues, there is a large overlap and lots of room for collaboration. Join the movement: Hillary/Jeb 2016!

Shirt available here!

Hat available here!

Buttons available here!

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“When you go to your public library, when you call your Fire Department or the Police Department, what do you think you’re calling? These are socialist institutions.” - Bernie Sanders

Cops for Socialism shirt, available here!

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Make America Great Again (Communist): available here!

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Rainbow Stalin night light, available here!

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Some back to school supplies! There’s a 45%-off coupon code sale this week, so get them while they’re hot!

Adorno Notebook

Stalin Binder

Marx Notebook

Full Communism Binder

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Breaking Lenin shirt, available for purchase here.

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Deadhead communists striking fear into the wealthy! On a mug!

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The South shall fall again! John Brown - It Ain’t Over shirt available here.

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American by birth, Communist by the grace of God!

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Show them you travel with an infantile disorder with this Baby on Bordiga bumper sticker.

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Anarchy Dads unite (autonomously of course)!

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Win one against the Gipper with this Ronald Reagan dart board!

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Baby’s first recognition of the commodification of labor-power. A Zazzle Theory original, available for purchase here.

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Whoever you’re ready for, show them how you really feel with this bumper sticker.

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