"Oh, I leave quite an impression."
"You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'? My body's where they're at."
"Now I'm gone but you're still layin' next to me."
"I heard you're back together."
"You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you."
"If you want forever... and I bet you do."
"He's funny now? All his jokes hit different? Guess who he learned them from."
"Every time you close your eyes and feel his lips, you're feelin' mine."
"Every time you breathe his air, just know I was already there."
"You can have him if you like; I've been there, done that once or twice."
"I know I've been known to share."
"I know I have good judgment."
"I know I have good taste."
"It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way."
"I promised 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes."
"I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy."
"Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight."
"I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes."
"Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right."
"Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice."
"Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another."
"I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker."
"Well, I have a fun idea, babe, maybe just stay inside?"
"I know you're cravin' some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice."
"We could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me."
"Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. I beg you, don't embarrass me."
"If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me."
"Don't make me hate you prolifically."
"When I love you, I'm sweet like an angel."
"I'm drawin' hearts 'round our names, and dreamin' of writing vows, rockin' cradles."
"Don't mistake my nice for naive"
"I don't waste a second, I know lots of guys."
"You do somethin' suspect, this cute ass bye-bye."
"Baby, you say you really like it; being mine?"
"Let me give you some advice."
"It's not that complicated."
"You should stay in my good graces."
"It's not that complicated. You should stay in my good graces."
"No one's more amazin' at turnin' lovin' into hatred."
"I'll tell the world you finish your... chores... prematurely."
"Break my heart and I swear I'm movin' on with your favorite athlete."
"I want you every second, don't need other guys."
"You do somethin' sus, kiss my cute ass bye."
"I won't give a fuck about you."
"I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"We had sex, I met your best friends!"
"A bird flies by and you forget."
"I don't hear a word til your guilt creeps in."
"You left me with a lot of shit to second-guess."
"Guess I'll waste another year on wonderin' if."
"If that was casual, then I'm an idiot."
"I'm lookin' for an answer in-between the lines."
"You're lyin' to yourself if you think we're fine."
"You're confused and I'm upset, but we never talk about it."
"All the silence just makes it worse."
"We never talk about how you found God at your ex's house."
"You always made sure that the phone was face-down."
"Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now."
"You guilt-tripped me to open up to you!"
"We don't talk about it."
"The second I put my head on your chest, she knew."
"She's got a real sixth sense."
"Without her even being here, she's back in your life."
"Now she's in the same damn city on the same damn night, and you've lost all your common sense."
"Last week, you didn't have any doubts. This week, you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth."
She's sending you some pictures, wearing less and less, trying to turn the past into the present tense."
"You told me the truth... minus seven percent."
"What a surprise, your phone just died."
"Your car drove itself from L.A. to her thighs?"
"... but who's by your side?"
"Damn it, she looks kinda like the girl you outgrew."
"At least that's what you said."
"I was in a sheer dress the day that we met."
"We were both in a rush."
"Your friend hit me up so we could connect."
"And now the next thing I know..."
"I manifest that you're oversized... I digress."
"Who's the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent?"
"Maybe it's all in my head."
"But I bet we'd have really good bed chem."
"How you pick me up, pull 'em down, turn me 'round, oh, it just makes sense."
"How you talk so sweet when you're doing bad things, that's bed chem."
"How you're looking at me, yeah, I know what that means, and I'm obsessed."
"Are you free next week?"
"Come right on me... I mean camaraderie!"
"Said you're not in my time zone, but you wanna be."
"Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?"
"I see it in my mind, let's fulfill the prophecy."
"Who's the cute guy with the wide, blue eyes and the big, bad mmm?"
"I know I sound a bit redundant."
"You talk so sweet when you're doing bad things."
"You're looking at me, yeah, I know what that means."
"And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time."
"And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine."
"And I bet it's even better than in my head."
"He's thinkin' 'bout me every night."
"Say you can't sleep, baby, I know."
"I can't relate to desperation."
"My 'give a fucks' are on vacation."
"I got this one boy and he won't stop calling."
"When they act this way I know I got em'."
"Too bad your ex don't do it for ya."
"Walked in and dream came trued it for ya."
"Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya."
"I know I Mountain Dew it for ya."
"That morning coffee brewed it for ya."
"One touch and I brand newed it for ya."
"He looks so cute wrapped around my finger."
"My twisted humor makes him laugh so often."
"My honey bee, come and get this pollen."
"You're so dumb and poetic."
"It's just what I fall for, I like the aesthetic."
"Every self-help book, you've already read it."
"You cherry-pick lines like they're words you invented."
"You get a gold star for hi-brow manipulation."
"You try to come off like you're soft and well-spoken."
"You jack off to lyrics by Leonard Cohen."
"I don't think you understand."
"Just 'cause you talk like one, it doesn't make you a man."
"You're so sad there's no communication, but baby, you put us in this situation."
"You're running so fast from the hearts that you're breakin'."
"You're so empathetic, you'd make a great wife."
"I promise the mushrooms aren't changing your life."
"You crashed the car and abandoned the wreckage."
"You fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish."
"Just 'cause you leave like one, it doesn't make you a man."
"Guess I'll end this life alone."
"I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me."
"All the douchebags in my phone... if they're winning, I'm just losing."
"A boy who's jacked and kind. Can't find his ass to save my life."
"If I can't have the one I love, I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'."
"Since the good ones are deceased or taken, I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'."
"Jesus, what's a girl to do?"
"This boy doesn't even know the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"."
"God knows that he isn't livin' large."
"A boy who's nice, that breathes? I swear, he's nowhere to be seen."
"Since the good ones call their exes wasted, and since the Lord forgot my gay awakening, then I'll just be here in the kitchen."
"I don't have to tell your hot ass a thing, you just get it."
"Whole package, babe, I like the way you fit."
"God bless your dad's genetics."
"You make me wanna make you fall in love."
"Late at night, I'm thinking 'bout you."
"Wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs?"
"Oh, I hear you knockin', baby. Come on up."
"I know you want my touch for life
"If you love me right, then who knows? I might let you make me Juno."
"You know I just might let you lock me down tonight."
"One of me is cute, but two, though?"
"I showed my friends, then we high-fived. Sorry if you feel objectified."
"I can't help myself, hormones are high."
"You give me more than just some butterflies."
"Wanna try out some freaky positions?"
"Have you ever tried this one?"
"If you love me right, then who knows?"
"I might let you make me Juno."
"Hold me and explore me."
"Tell me I'm the only one."
"Adore me, hold me and explore me."
"Don't swear on your mom that it's the first drink that you've had in like a month."
"Don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once."
"There's no need to pretend."
"I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend to something that looks better."
"I'm stupid, but I'm clever."
"I can make a shitshow look a whole lot like forever and ever."
"You don't have to lie to girls."
"If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves."
"You don't have to lie to girls. If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves."
"Don't I know it better than anyone else?"
"All of your best excuses don't stand a chance."
"It isn't ideal, but damn."
"You don't even have to try."
"You don't have to lift a finger."
"It's lucky for you I'm just like my mother."
"We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they're incorrect."
"We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest."
"You don't have to lie to girls. If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves. Don't I know it better than anyone else?"
"Girls will cry and girls will lie and girls will do it 'til they die for you."
"Girls will lose their goddamn minds for you."
"Don't smile because it happened, baby, cry because it's over."
"You're supposed to think about me every time you hold her."
"My heart is heavy now, it's like a hundred pounds."
"It's falling faster than the way you love to shut me down."
"I think I need a shower."
"My friends are taking shots."
"You think it's happy hour, for me it's not."
"Don't smile because it happened."
"I stay in, and when the girls come home I want one of them to take my phone and lose your number."
"I don't wanna be tempted."
"You can fake it, but you know I know."
