guess who's back fuckers

you can never escape [BFFG memer]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

lies on the floor

opens mouth very wide

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ

[ze-batteur-blog]

NO SCREAMING

[kamemena-blog]

wanna see somethin cool kids

[ze-batteur-blog]

no

[kamemena-blog]

greaT touches ur face

[ze-batteur-blog]

[kamemena-blog]

wanna see somethin cool kids

[ze-batteur-blog]

no

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

yow! someones suddenly snappy! i mean, im not a parent or anything, probably ha ha ha! but still like. maybe youd get points in the ‘my dad can beat up your dad!’ category since you look like you mighta killed a man or ten but id be a bit worried about those bring your parent to school days. kids get embarrassed easily these days!

[ze-batteur-blog]

well, i can say with confidence that I have never “killed” a “man”. no sirree, no adult man has died by these hands my friend.

[spaceycaptain-blog]

that… definitely sounds like a lie, but w/e. no judgement here man. i mean there might be a little but

[ze-batteur-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

#nice mug

thanks i bought it for myself

[spaceycaptain-blog]

ah, that makes sense! i was thinking to myself, ‘hey, he doesnt really look like a dad type, not to mention a #1 dad! with that scary demeanor and kinda-dead smell’ but now i know! funny how things work that way haha!

[ze-batteur-blog]

well. i don’t really think you’re qualified to say what great parenting looks like

personally i think im a PERFECTLY GOOD dad

[spaceycaptain-blog]

yow! someones suddenly snappy! i mean, im not a parent or anything, probably ha ha ha! but still like. maybe youd get points in the ‘my dad can beat up your dad!’ category since you look like you mighta killed a man or ten but id be a bit worried about those bring your parent to school days. kids get embarrassed easily these days!

[ze-batteur-blog]

well, i can say with confidence that I have never “killed” a “man”. no sirree, no adult man has died by these hands my friend.

[ze-batteur-blog]

#nice mug

thanks i bought it for myself

[spaceycaptain-blog]

ah, that makes sense! i was thinking to myself, ‘hey, he doesnt really look like a dad type, not to mention a #1 dad! with that scary demeanor and kinda-dead smell’ but now i know! funny how things work that way haha!

[ze-batteur-blog]

well. i don’t really think you’re qualified to say what great parenting looks like

personally i think im a PERFECTLY GOOD dad

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looks at the batter

[ze-batteur-blog]

[akdjdnnskahhdhx-deactivated2016]

…

???

<8)???

[ze-batteur-blog]

[akdjdnnskahhdhx-deactivated2016]

looks at the batter

[ze-batteur-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

#nice mug

thanks i bought it for myself

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

Log Date; 2/5/16 .2

I met a tall humanoid dressed in strange attire. I proceeded to give them what Amethyst would call a “prank”. I believe I have stunned the humanoid.

[ze-batteur-blog]

you uh you know i can still hear you right

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

YELPS Stay back tall human. I will break y our stilts

[ze-batteur-blog]

what are you going on about now

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

BITES HIS LEGGIE

[ze-batteur-blog]

HEY WAHT THE FUCK MAN GET OFF

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

Log Date; 2/5/16 .2

I met a tall humanoid dressed in strange attire. I proceeded to give them what Amethyst would call a “prank”. I believe I have stunned the humanoid.

[ze-batteur-blog]

you uh you know i can still hear you right

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

YELPS Stay back tall human. I will break y our stilts

[ze-batteur-blog]

what are you going on about now

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

Log Date; 2/5/16 .2

I met a tall humanoid dressed in strange attire. I proceeded to give them what Amethyst would call a “prank”. I believe I have stunned the humanoid.

[ze-batteur-blog]

you uh you know i can still hear you right

[ze-batteur-blog]

[spaceycaptain-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]

[howaboutuperidont-blog]

>:3

[ze-batteur-blog]

[ze-batteur-blog]