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✮Ahaha! [Crack blog for Sakamoto Tatsuma from Gintama. Affiliated with BFFG] [This blog has search turned off bc i really dont want people looking this guy up finding my shitty RP posts LOL sorry if u cant @ me my dudes] [the follow button on this theme is broken somehow follow me via HERE instead LOL]

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:V

tap dances in the store

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[other event pics.... he literally looks the same as always except his coats a jacket and hes not wearing sandals lol ummm

hes a neutral shop keeper dude. who keeps a shop... of something. IDK. probably hardware supplies. exciting stuff.]

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WELL.

Life is FULL of surprises ; )

A…..Amanto?

I can’t say I really know what that is, but no. I’m not an Tomato.

[/poses, lifts leg onto his shoulder] I’m a robot! It would have been more OBVIOUS if I was in my other form, but frankly I love this one soooo much more.

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haha, its true!

hmmm.. well, amanto are from space aaaand... look like anything really! i think i dealt with some metalic lookin guys once or twice.

[stares at the leggy] but a robot huh? i dont really know much about em. mot the ones ive seen dont exactly have much of a personality hahaha. ooh ooh, can you do anything cool? besides sing and raise your leg(very flexible, btw) i mean

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EYES EMOJI

hello there you’re awfully pretty, do you want to sing for me? you must have a nice voice to match right? 

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; ) sweatie…..

i have the voice of an ANGEL.

SINGS SCREAMO

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...wow thats way off from what i was expecting, ahahaha! [claps loudly] great, great! surprises are great! 

youre a real performer my shiny friend! what are you anyway? an amanto? humans dont usually look at you. more like never, really

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HELLO DARLINGS. IM HERE TO ENTERTAIN.

Who is ready for some nice singing winks

poses like one of those french girls

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EYES EMOJI

hello there you’re awfully pretty, do you want to sing for me? you must have a nice voice to match right? 

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looks thru pockets

WOW!!! 

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lies on the floor

opens mouth very wide

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ

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NO SCREAMING

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SITS UP

looks directly at you 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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lies on the floor

opens mouth very wide

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ あ

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im like 5 where the fresh heck am i

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Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Whoa!!

casually tries to walk around in this massive coat and falls down a hill or smth

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here’s a magic anon list in progress!!! feel free to send these out if you want

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anyone wanna direct me to a place to get a drink

or maybe somewhere to sleep. ive been living behind a trashcan for weeks lol

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example (model: myself)

only 3 dollar! what a steal! a price so low, my second in command might literally kill me for even offering it! hahaha! im not kidding folks! shes really scary! 

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does a flip but lands on head and bleeds out instead

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picks him up turns him right side up sets on feet

you ok ?

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[very loud obnoxious laughing that lasts way too long]

yeah, yeah im fine! nothing wrong here. things like that just happen its fine

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does a flip but lands on head and bleeds out instead

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that… definitely sounds like a lie, but w/e. no judgement here man. i mean there might be a little but

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