Booby

I reblog anything that makes me giggle

[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[marinasdaily]

[svvply]

I literally want this framed

[metaleaterz]

some of the best headlines ive ever seen

[sexemulators]

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.

Jonathan Safran Foer (via quotethatword)

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[plants4]

[paranermal]

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[dashausofjack]

[passion]

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

[lordnintendoom64-deactivated202]

[zedsbedbaby]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

[strange-archangel-deactivated20]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

why are people so afraid to google things? why come to someone’s inbox and ask a researchable question where you may have to wait hours, days, even weeks for a response when you can google it in less than 3 seconds? what are you afraid of? results?

[humoristics]

Put into perspective 

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

first rule of fight club

no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa