ZEF

Be true to you. Die Antwoord.

[deathtripz]

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[zefrat666-blog]

Lately my body has been questioning my decisions in the form of really bad gas.

[justjensenanddean]

Demon!Dean | 10x02 Reichenbach 

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[sleg]

[zefrat666-blog]

Shows and movies made me believe meatloaf was some disgusting creature, when it is really fuckin delicious.

[inuteero]

Ninja 💀

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[zefrat666-blog]

My pee is like a rose gold.

[ink-metal-art]

[thecutestofthecute]

[daily-rage-comics]

these dogs are just big enough

[street-bleach]

[zefrat666-blog]

People from my high school are having babies and I'm worrying about why my pizza isn't here on time.

[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[agetwellcard]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

I’m not as think as you drunk i am

[zefrat666-blog]

I one time had a school field trip in elementary to the college that's in my town and we got to tour one of the dorms. One of the dorm rooms had a white board outside of it that said "meet at the quad for butt sex" and I remember thinking that what you did in college was have butt sex in public.