pretty much your common white girl

hi im emily i track the tag "butts" not because people tag me in stuff there just because who doesn't like a good butt now and then. used to be gameofchrons.tumblr.com

[mrbulian]

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[datassium]

finally

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[busy-d0ing-nothing]

[pleatedjeans]

[alva-alice]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[sinusoidalgyroid]

[krabby-kronicle]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[sidechica]

[captain-jimkirk]

[birdschoolforbirds]

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

[birdschoolforbirds]

[ob2komario-blog]

Fact:

They actually did that.

[the-emef]

cannot. stop. laughing.

[the-grand-elusa]

Lizzy.