yeet or be yeeted

zeke. 22. whatever.

[zekeofthejungle]

levi-st-james‌:

Levi nearly choked on his drink when Zeke asked his question. “I…yeah I think that’s a safe bet. I mean…I know we’re all thinking it, but you should definitely be the one to act on it.”

Zeke grinned, patting Levi on the back. “Dude, you’re always on board. Thanks for the support,” he said, eyeing their host up again. “Shit, he’s like... really hot. I want him to be my sugar daddy. I feel like he’d be into the concept if I stroked his ego... and other things.... the right way.”

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: honestly: same

LEVI: and i'm not even into choking.

LEVI: well then...start counting the minutes...

ZEKE: don't need to be. he's just that hot.

ZEKE: tick tock.

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: me too, man

miles: bros 4 lyfe

zeke: brotp!!!

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: confession: i've had a crush on flynn ryder for years and im not ashamed

LEVI: time & place, evans. time & place. ;)

ZEKE: do not be ashamed. i want him to come to life and choke me to death.

ZEKE: i literally said i'm waiting for you st. james.

ZEKE: the minute ur solo this is all yours.

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: crisis averted

zeke: glad we're still bros

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: wow there's so much in that sentence im still trying to discect.

LEVI: a tentacle dildo? really?

LEVI: I can't argue with you there

LEVI: well if its for science, how can i say no?

ZEKE: take your time.

ZEKE: yeah. bad-dragon.com is my home now.

ZEKE: thanks. it's like... they drew him hot i dont know what they expected.

ZEKE: atta boy. excellent.

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: i'll accept a ring pop

zeke: oh thank god

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: thank you. i'll accept my award anytime.

LEVI: ;)

LEVI: damn zeke i never pictured you as having a furry fetish. maybe keep that to yourself.

LEVI: Oh?

ZEKE: i don't! he did but he was so hot so i dealt with it. i was only on the forum bc i was trying to find out where to get a tentacle dildo. not a furry. will defend furries though. they're sweet little weirdos.

ZEKE: though adult kovu from the lion king 2 is hot and that's on disney not me.

ZEKE: yeah. gotta compare. for science.

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: hmmm maybe i can propose a guys-only skinny dip?

LEVI: i did but...i'm not sure if it'll last. perhaps if things fall through, maybe i can make that fantasy a reality.

LEVI: yeah, we're not really that kind of family. we tell each other everything; well, up until recently.

LEVI: fuck you i'd obviously be at the top.

ZEKE: brilliant. show-stopping. genius.

ZEKE: WELL. in that case. you know where to find me if it does.

ZEKE: yikes well... can't relate to that! i try to tell marci about ONE roleplay i did with this guy i met on a furry forum and she looked like i'd mortally wounded her or something

ZEKE: well. there's really only one way to confirm that.

[bcnoist]

[stil-lindigo]

so apparently some heathens are saying that the new venom movie sucks but I say that anything that sparks meaningful discussion can’t be all bad

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: Eh, it'd be worth it for the eye candy alone ;)

LEVI: All you have to do is name the time and the place, Evans & I'm yours.

LEVI: Uh...i guess? though...it'd definitely be weird to be eskimo siblings with my actual siblings.

LEVI: Zeke i don't think anyone believes you're not boning on a regular basis.

ZEKE: we need to get him into the pool more. otherwise that shirt stays firmly on. it sucks.

ZEKE: huh? interesting. i'm compelled, actually. but didn't you have a secret beau or something? i will do many things but being complicit in cheating is not one of them.

ZEKE: you don't need to talk about it. it'll just be one of those things that hangs in the air unspoken. i promise i won't rank you.

ZEKE: good. i have a reputation to uphold.

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS 📱 (ZANNAH)

HANNAH: How is it being back home? Have you rekindled any lost loves?

ZEKE: loves? generous

ZEKE: is my dick getting wet? absolutely

ZEKE: i have the worst beard burn on my thighs tho

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: yes

miles: i do think that

zeke: you are not Incorrect

zeke: but i picked this ring pop out super special for you

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: 😂

miles: pawn it?

miles: ask someone else?

zeke: what the fuck

zeke: you think i'm some harlot with a line of suitors outside the door?

[zekeofthejungle]

SMS [LEKE]

LEVI: yeah, he definitely seems like the type that'd be pretty straight-forward.

LEVI: FACTS.

LEVI: yeah, i don't really wanna think of my brother having sex so, i'll take your word for it.

LEVI: dude everyone knows this. i'm just mad you never threw me into the mix once cam said no. 🤷🏻‍♂️

LEVI: i think thats called blue balls, zeke

ZEKE: it's boooooooring.

ZEKE: thanks. i'm an archive of information.

ZEKE: oh. huh. that's a really good idea actually. dunno why i didn't consider it. wow i guess i also have one brain cell.

ZEKE: if i get you and then also get hannah, is that a bingo? also will you and cam murder me?

ZEKE: UH no that implies i'm not boning on the regular and that's blatantly untrue

[zekeofthejungle]

sms 💬 zekemiles

miles: 🙄

miles: alright tone it down

miles: i didn’t say i wanted to marry you or anything

zeke: wow that the fuck am i supposed to do with this ring now miles