RocksAndDandelions

I'd be evil and fucked up (in a hot way) if I wasn't so sleepy tired, hard kink blog is @cuntrol_alt_delete (She/her, 23) nsfw, minors dni

[cugzarui]

the fact that this isnt yet a meme that escaped containment is criminal

[narfoonthenet]

Get you a girl who'll look at you like this when you ain't looking

[zeloznog]

They are so gay and need to develop a way to psychically cuddle

[hemipenal-system]

chronically depressed pokemon trainer and the absol that she didn't pick but she just has because it showed up one time

[hemipenal-system]

she keeps it around because she recognizes it’s probably good for her long-term, and her therapist agrees, but it is very annoying to have a fluffy creature in your house that constantly inconveniences you by messing up plans you haven’t even made yet. she comes home from work and she can’t cook dinner because all the kitchen knives are gone. she wakes up in the morning and all the non-essential pills are missing from the medicine cabinet. her car’s gas is siphoned sometimes. how the fuck does a pokemon even learn to siphon a car’s gas tank? but she’s still here and she’s slowly making it day by day and things, verrrrrry slowly, are getting better

[yoursecretdungeon-deactivated20]

y'all ever masturbate so hard you start begging like “fuck.. pls pls pls” even though you’re the one fucking yourself

[enthusispastic]

I think the best part of Tobias/Rachel is that the whole is like a billion times shittier than the sum of its parts.

Tobias is the central tragic figure of the animorphs, even if he doesn't get as many books. He's literally so chosen one coded. He's a suicidal trans bird. He's full of hope for humanity. He is deeply alienated from his own humanity. He survived abuse and neglect. His dad's a fucking alien prince. He saved a different alien species from extinction, and became the namesake of their first free leader in like, three generations. God talks to him personally and doesn't do anything that he wants. He's the most character of all time. He's just like me for real. No one is doing it like him.

And Rachel!!!! Girl has the best character arc of the entire book series (outside the Hork Bajir Chronicles but I digress). She's a princess. She's a monster. She's the pretty one. She beat a man to death with her own severed arm. She sacrificed herself for humanity. She self-destructively followed orders to her own demise. She almost gave up her human life and became a cat forever just to comfort a crying friend. She's Satan's most specialist favorite teenager. And she was a Packard Award winning student to boot!

But together, they form the messiest, most dysfunctional situationship that any middle schooler ever read about. They love each other. They flirt with other people (or birds). Rachel cared about Tobias when everyone else thought he was some weirdo who would never amount to anything. She also wants him to stop living as his authentic self because it's inconvenient to her. Tobias thinks that Rachel is the most beautiful creature ever to grace the earth. He also enables her most self-destructive tendencies and romanticizes her for being the monster she doesn't want to become. He knows that she loves him no matter what. He was mortified that she saw him eating roadkill, and fears her judgement like death itself. She celebrates his birthday with him, even though he forgot when his birthday even was. She also, and I cannot stress this enough, thinks that he should leave the fight that gives him his only living purpose and stop living in the body that he's chosen for himself because she doesn't know how to be a bird's girlfriend (and like, fair. Not a normal situation tbh). They are doomed by the narrative. Together ❤️

Literally nobody is doing it like K A Applegate. Look at these two. What a goddamn mess.

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[zeloznog]

Come on little baby news agency, you know you want to tell mommy that Mitch McConnell is dead. Be a good little fourth estate and tell mommy aaaalllll about how he died, ok?

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I keep having sex dreams about the barista at the cafe and now I can’t even look her in the eyes lmfaoooo

[tomhoppusdelonge]

an angel grew its wings

[tomhoppusdelonge]

an angel grew its wings

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[gamesception]

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[hornyandsoft]

My fate is sealed. May the month of July rewire my brain into being more casually perverted 🥴

[zeloznog]

Here's hoping you're slutty and perverted enough by the end of the month to do it again!

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[xenasaur]

let's make this girl a pornstar together 🥰 for the low low cost of one like, one reblog, and perhaps one reply, you could take away all of this sweet thing's off-camera orgasms for a whole month!

[kittenadventurous]

yayyy! see, @hornyandsoft, i'm helping! 🥰🥰🥰

[zeloznog]

You always do ❤️

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[xenasaur]

let's make this girl a pornstar together 🥰 for the low low cost of one like, one reblog, and perhaps one reply, you could take away all of this sweet thing's off-camera orgasms for a whole month!

[zeloznog]

@a-teacup-of-golden-cracks I love how I drafted you to help just by reblogging this lmao

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[xenasaur]

let's make this girl a pornstar together 🥰 for the low low cost of one like, one reblog, and perhaps one reply, you could take away all of this sweet thing's off-camera orgasms for a whole month!

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[xenasaur]

let's make this girl a pornstar together 🥰 for the low low cost of one like, one reblog, and perhaps one reply, you could take away all of this sweet thing's off-camera orgasms for a whole month!

[five-pebbles-big-naturals]

A trans plural person who uses it/its pronouns

call that a TransIt System