Zenyatta is here.
Zenyatta is there.
Zenyatta is everywhere.
The Iris embraces you.
The Iris consumes you.

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@zenthulhu-fhtagn
Zenyatta is here.
Zenyatta is there.
Zenyatta is everywhere.
The Iris embraces you.
The Iris consumes you.
Based on the savage burn Jeff gave on Blizzcon 2017: https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectInterestingBearTheTarFu
A few Starters - Ice Breakers
“Are you following me?”
“Hey, watch where you’re going.”
“You look vaguely familiar…”
“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
“Do you need help with that?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
“Hey handsome/beautiful.”
“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
“It’s you, isn’t it?”
“Happy to see me again?”
“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
“You looking to start a fight or something?”
“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
“Come with me, no time to explain!”
“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
“Are these guys bothering you?”
“Hey, leave him/her alone!”
“You look tired. Need a ride?”
“Shit shit, are you okay?!”
“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
“Well look what the cat dragged in.”
“Never thought I’d see your face again.”
“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
“You look like bad news….”
“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
“Nice to meet you.”
Well. Hello there, handsome. Let's gaze into the void together. ((@spread-the-plague))
You are not to do your medicine or science to me, but the chaos you bring via discomfort is rather entertaining.
I doubt there is any way I could affect you with my formulas and what-have-yous though I’d love to experiment.
Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
I prefer the endless muttering of those consumed by the void. It is very soothing as background noise.
Well. Hello there, handsome. Let's gaze into the void together. ((@spread-the-plague))
You are not to do your medicine or science to me, but the chaos you bring via discomfort is rather entertaining.
The light sees one truth and accepts it as the absolute. The void sees a thousand lies and knows them all to be true.
Sometimes the light can see the shades of grey, but overall I’m not going to disagree with you, anon.
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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
Cultist Zenyatta Aesthetic for @crankylesbian I hope you guys will like it <333
Happy Halloween from pachimari Cultist/Cthulhu Zenyatta!! 🎃
I believe that I have managed to set up a blog. Of course, time will tell.
Looks like a blog to me. Good job.
Ah, Reaper. I didn’t realize you had one of these. Finally find a place to scream nonsense into the void?
It’s good for keeping tabs on people. Tumblr is a popular place for venting all of one’s innermost secrets, too.
I heard screaming into the void...? Zenyatta is everywhere.
i feel like i’m desensitized to the point that if i saw an eldritch abomination i’d call it a good tentacle boy and try to pet it
@zenthulhu-fhtagn
I... am not opposed to this. Entirely. Would you like to pet a tentacle? Or an eyeball? They’re armored, you won’t hurt them.
Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Orisa. / Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Mei. / Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Zenyatta. / Looks like they could kill you, can kill you: Reaper.
….An interesting spread of choices, to be sure. But consider this small alteration:
Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Orisa. Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Mei.Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Winston. Looks like they could kill you, can kill you: Reaper.
SINNAMON ROLL: Zenyatta
I am a Sin, but not a Roll. I won’t kill you, but you probably won’t enjoy the ride until much later?
Infected Mushroom lança clipe do novo Single A dupla israelense Erez e Duvdev (Infected Mushroom) acabaram de lançar seu primeiro single, "Becoming Insane". ...
It’s my birthday on the 5th, what’s everyone getting me?
An acknowledging nod and a firm slap on the ass.
Sounds good. Very macho.
Figured you’d appreciate that.
A void blanket?
Date the being of pure darkness that hides among your friends. You can’t remember how or when they joined. There is just before and after. They seem human enough, even when they pet the shadows that reach out to them. Or they sing a tune that envelopes your being in a comforting darkness. They watch over you and keep you, a being of light, safe long after the sun rises and sets. Haven’t you ever felt like you were being watched? That’s them, hidden away, keeping the darkness at bay.
sea: what music, art and/or literature brings you peace?
There is no peace, only chaos.
I void-gaze while listening to non-vocal trance mixes or ambient music. Something that stays fairly even in tempo and doesn’t have strong variances in volume with minimal rising and falling action. As cliche as it is, sometimes Enya works. For art I prefer surrealism. Obviously Dali and Picasso, but also Kahlo, Tanning, Agar. I cannot eat, but find the chaos of Alton Brown to be a soothing gaze at the abyss.
zenthulhu-fhtagn:
Many minions for the offering. There is peace in nothingness, harmony in the echoing void.
Again, you are not wrong. All encompassing harmony is akin to nothingness, but….
Oh dear…
Embrace the harmony of nothingness. Be enveloped by the darkness, consumed by the shadows. Give in to madness.
I think I will simply go and lie down for an hour, if it is all the same to you.
In a dark room? Excellent.
….I am putting up fairy lights just to spite you.
Your spite just makes me stronger, darling. The whistling chaos of your frustration feeds me.
sea: what music, art and/or literature brings you peace?
There is no peace, only chaos.
I void-gaze while listening to non-vocal trance mixes or ambient music. Something that stays fairly even in tempo and doesn’t have strong variances in volume with minimal rising and falling action. As cliche as it is, sometimes Enya works. For art I prefer surrealism. Obviously Dali and Picasso, but also Kahlo, Tanning, Agar. I cannot eat, but find the chaos of Alton Brown to be a soothing gaze at the abyss.
zenthulhu-fhtagn:
Many minions for the offering. There is peace in nothingness, harmony in the echoing void.
Again, you are not wrong. All encompassing harmony is akin to nothingness, but….
Oh dear…
Embrace the harmony of nothingness. Be enveloped by the darkness, consumed by the shadows. Give in to madness.
I think I will simply go and lie down for an hour, if it is all the same to you.
In a dark room? Excellent.