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[zephyr-heart]

Commissions: Open 💛

Hello potential valued customer! I'm looking to pay rent as well as practice my art this year, so let's feed two birds with one scone as they say.

💚 Base Prices

Full Body, Flat Color: 30$

Additional Characters: 20$

Pay half up front, and the other half after the final drawing is complete.

I will be assuming I have permission to share and post the art I made, unless requested otherwise for whatever reason.

You will be provided with a solid color background version and a transparent background version.

🩵 Discounts

Mutuals and Friends Discount: 5$ off

Provide a Pose Reference: 5$ off

🩷 Anti-Discounts

No Outfit* or Character References Provided: add 10$ to the cost

*Unless of course I'm drawing them nude

💛 Additional Information

Will Draw

Humans/Humanoids

Furries and other Anthro Animals

Fanart and Headcanons

NSFW and Suggestive (commissioner and character must be 18+)

Will ATTEMPT to Draw (these are out of my wheelhouse and the inexperience will likely show in the finished product, so as long as you understand that, feel free to proceed with caution)

Weapons, Machinery, Heavy Armor (references required)

Mecha, Robots (references required)

Gore

Will NOT Draw

Real people or personal sonas in art that they might be uncomfortable with. Expressed consent is required from the person in question when it comes to suggestive or potentially disturbing content.

Anything hateful or bigoted (sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, just don't be a dick, y'know?

Certain kinks and themes I would like to avoid. It's an ever changing list and I won't judge you for asking, so don't be scared to check.

Anything else I just don't feel like drawing. I have the right to refuse service and all that

💛 Art Examples

[zephyr-heart]

If I think about Monika too long I'll lose my mind

[tokomaruchan]

I just

[tokomaruchan]

Mmm lebanese ........ Sweet lebanese

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[not-mrs-cake]

He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.

[worm-on-a-blog]

holy shit

[localcoffeeshop]

[astrobullet]

Spoilery stuff. :P I was telling my friend that I’ve been wondering if MTT knew about the amalgamates or at least had a slight suspicion something was off concerning Alphys’ lab.

-Lie   [or]   -confess Alphys? ;~;

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4]

[thesoldiersminute]

The Lost Boys 1987 | Joel Schumacher

[damazcuz]

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

[variousqueerthings]

do think when people say "we know marriage is a social construct, but it's a legal way to be able to take care of someone else and vice versa" as if those of us making a point about marriage (i would say, a lot of us being aromantic people especially) don't know this fact, are missing a bit of the point about why this is stressed and potentially not giving enough grace to (again especially aromantic) people who say this.

when it's framed as a "so just get married for legality reasons" and im like. you mean like how gay people married/marry people of the opposite gender for legality reasons? and that's considered to be a symptom of a problem, not the solution? you want people to "just" get married against their will because it's the only solution this system has available?

if people cannot or will not get married for whatever reason -- not just for being aromantic, but, say, due to inefficient disability support measures within marriage, because of having had bad experiences with marriage in the past, because of being polyamorous, because some element of marriage is ineffective, unwanted, limited, discriminatory, or hell, because you can't find somebody to marry or nobody wants to marry you, or maybe because you just plain don't want to without there being a distinct Reason -- then it's a problem that this is the only framework in place for people to be afforded certain legal and social protections.

i am glad for others that more people can get married, but it's a flawed institution with gaping holes that isn't for everyone and builds social structures that leave so many people behind and unsupported. this is abundantly obvious in the way that we saw why people pushed for the need for equal marriage in the first place.

that's what's said when making a point that it's a social construct. and also what's meant (partially) when pushing against the idea that "love" as concept isn't at the core of queer (amongst others hinted at in this post) activism, because it's about building better structures. if the only people we care about are those we "love" within a family unit, or those who successfully manage to pretend that unit without actually really wanting it, and if not being in that unit for whatever reason means that care isn't going to be/is no longer afforded, then are we really doing any better than heteronormativity?

more people need to read up on "amatonormativity" from the original source (this is a summary from the same person written in 2012 and so doesn't include aromantic, but it's all in there) before they start pushing marriage as the ultimate goal of queer liberation, or indeed any liberation.

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[zephyr-heart]

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a coworker a bit ago where I half jokingly said I didn't get why cigarette breaks were still a thing. A lot of people my age are addicted to their phones but we're not expecting phone breaks.

He took it really seriously and said he hated that cigarette breaks were a thing at all. He said it was like rewarding an addiction. He also said he thought it was really ironic that older people complain about kids being on their phones when they're allowed to step outside for however long at a time to indulge their addiction

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct

[zephyr-heart]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[madeanaccoutbecuaseihadto]

On Seseme street, listening to Elmo: So Elmo has a hard time getting his thoughts across sometimes because people say Elmo talk funny. Elmo hopes Mr. Kermit doesn't have a hard time listening to Elmo.

Kermit, who has to manage The Sweedish Chef and Lew Zealand, gets talked circles around by Joe the Legal Weasle, and works with several animals that cannot speak such as Camilla, and Ms. Piggy, who will randomly start speaking in french. The poor frog never knows fully what's going on or what people are saying at any point in time: Don't worry elmo, I think I have trouble with my words too sometimes. I know that I can understand you, and even if I don't, I will if I try

[brightgoat]

This is what I get for seeking perfection

[yamuluv]

Happy pride to these icons

[dittobooty]

Redraw of an old tv guide cover as Mettaton that I thought would be so cute. Original image below

[zephyr-heart]

"Why aren't people TALKING about this???" And it's a concept that only exists in my head