Deadpool 2 … sentence starters
“You kind of killed him.”
“That’s just lazy writing.”
“Why can’t I fucking die?“
“Walk away! Just walk away!“
“Did he just call himself God?“
“I’m gonna rip you in half now.“
“You stole that from RoboCop!“
“I was born into war, bred into it.“
“You’re a lot smarter than I look.“
“How do you know what I want?!“
“Welcome to the big leagues, kid.“
“I want to become a contract killer.”
“My body is an instrument of death.“
“Your souls are beyond redemption!“
“Family was always an F-word to me.“
“Come quietly or there will be trouble!“
“I’m gonna miss him. He seemed great.“
“Hey, look at me. You are not your father.“
“All right, well… this has been pretty scary.”
“What do you say we go fuck some shit up?“
“You’re just a kid. You don’t wanna hurt anyone.“
“I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.“
“I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.“
“’Let’s Fuck Some Shit Up’ is my legal middle name.”
“Besides… I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.“
“You’re so dark! You sure you’re not from the DC universe?“
“I’m not gonna abandon this kid. He’s never had anyone, ever.“
“I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds?“
“People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it.“
“I mean, it’s not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of.”
“We don’t have a lot of time. Your friend’s about to make his first kill.“
“It’s a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch!“
“Remember when I kidnapped (name) and threatened him with great violence?“
“That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you badly.”
“But if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse.”
“I realize that you’re new to this, but relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power.“
“No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We’ll let karma take care of him.“
“I’ll never not picture that. But I can’t wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.“
“You might wanna start talking, ‘cause I got a long history with firing at times like this!“
“I’m only yelling to impress the other guys. I’d never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear.“
“And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!”
“Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world ‘selfless’. I literally don’t know what that means.”
“Sometimes it’s so bad we feel like we’re dying… but we can’t really live until we die a little, can we?”
“The point is… there are people… There are people in this fucking world, besides him, who will treat you right.”
“You know, it has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent.”
“Oh, so you’re from the future? I have three questions then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: what Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point do audiences say ‘Enough with the robotic arms’?”
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