not a single one

reblogs? I hardly know her! want my opinions? observe tags!

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somehow this url was not taken

i will only ever reblog posts from the deepest depths of obscurity. my opinions on said posts will be in the tags, if i have an opinion

[lyriclight]

tagging "posts that have 10k to me" on all my posts because all of my posts are amazing

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[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

:3

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Congratulations

[pond-fairy]

“we must believe that we can escape our evil soup overlord”

the things i say at work

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[yourlocalxiaosimp]

me: y’know it’s cool if no one interacts it’s not like it’s the most popularity-worthy thing

also me: *constantly checking notifications on every account I have*

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Congratulations

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

yoooo

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

me: y’know it’s cool if no one interacts it’s not like it’s the most popularity-worthy thing

also me: *constantly checking notifications on every account I have*

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Congratulations

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

Hey. What's the worst case of second-hand embarrassment that you've gotten? If that question is too personal, sorry, and what do you think of makeup?

oh I have a good one

a good personal frend of mine just happened to be hanging out with another friend at a corner coffee shop I was passing. we said hi, chatted for a bit, and she mentioned she thought the guy sitting two tables over was kinda cute.

her other friend (who I still do not know the name of :P) immediately responded, and I quote, "then go seduce him, dumbass"

she kinda goes pale, walks over, and hits this man, who was absolutely just minding his own business drinking coffee and staring into the sunset, with this killer of an opening line:

"uh, hey handsome, so you got.... uh. you have eyes. yeah. you have coffee, also. do you want.... another?"

smooth. lmao. flawless seduction.

then he hit her with the ASL sign for deaf

and then held out his phone with notepad or something open so she could type to him

she promptly melted in place and slid back over to her seat, leaving this poor man very confused, I'm sure

oh uhhhh makeup? I like eyeliner sometimes. don't really care for it otherwise :)

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Hello

[pfannkuchen07]

Spend more time thinking about all the soups you can try than about your problems.

true dat soup bro

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One Soup, No Notes

[phosphenemoth-deactivated202508]

Commenting, "posts that have 10,000 notes to me" on a 20,000 note post.

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Hi Hello Congrats

[someoneslightlygay]

The cats keep knocking over my cane when I’m not using it. Do these beasts have no respect for the disabled?

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Congrats!

[babyteethbrianjones]

me: “this soup is so good!”

the other people on the airplane:

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[virtualepitaph]

pacman has no philosophy, he cannot possibly conceive of one

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Congrats! You've Received No Notes

[mintbecrazy]

Huh

[mintbecrazy]

This post doesn’t contain notes

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Congratulations!

[strawberrypuppypricess]

Remember kids iron and salt keep the huja at bay

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[disclaimeriamaloser]

LA LA LA GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT I HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF LA LA LA LA LA WHO EVEN AM I WHAT IS GOING ON IS THIS EVEN REAL LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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Congrats! One Day, No Notes!

[donkuri]

chocobo would eat a rat. for sure.

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[the-official-goose-god]

*tosses interdimensional bread at you*

*eats it*

*nom nom*

YUMMY :D

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No Notes Here!