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I'm Madi and this is my TES-oriented sideblog, with the occassional Fallout thrown in. I have lots of stupid elf ocs and I make art about it. Enjoy your stay, and bless this mess.

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Agnete the Pickled with melons

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this is one of the most 2012 things i have seen in gaming memes and im still fucking laughing

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Unpopular opinion

More lies have come from here

than here

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Great treasure waits for the worthy adventurer. Unbroken Road by Jeremy Soule

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it’s saturday night guys 

(original)

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important addition

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redesign mannimarco?

new. ultimate. 4k. ultra. 

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OwO what's this? A new handy wandy has touched the Bweacon o///w///o Lwisten. Hwear mwe and obey ÒwÓ a foul dwarknwess has seeped intwo mwy twemple T_T A dwarknwess that you will destwoy! Rawr >w<

i literally can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes

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I love summoning Lucien’s spirit in Skyrim cos every 2 minutes hes like “hey listener did I ever tell you about the time I got m u r d e r e d?”

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Skyrim VR

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Something I don’t get

Why you have to become a Nightingale in order to “stand a chance against Mercer Frey” in Skyrim.

Like, he had no access to his special abilities due to his theft of the Skeleton Key from the Twilight Sepulcher. He closed the portal to the Ebonmere, cutting access to any special luck from the previous Nightingales. Plus you’re the fucking Dragonborn. An Avatar of the Aedric god of time, Akatosh/Auriel. You’re literally powerful enough to PUNCH the dragon god of death (Alduin) to death. You are more than a match for a disgraced and depowered thief with an unbreakable lockpick. He was a mortal thief with poor stealth skills (he set off all the fucking traps in Snow Veil Sanctum while BERATING ME about being sneaky. Dude you’re the one walking into everything. Asshole) and a shitty attitude. He even can be pickpocketed of ALL HIS SHIT. EVEN HIS SIGNATURE DWARVEN BLADE OF DEVOURING.

I don’t like him, and he was nowhere near as powerful as Karliah claimed. EVEN ON LEGENDARY I BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF HIM. he’s weak and you didn’t need to sell your soul to Nocturnal to “stand a chance” against him. You could beat the shit out of him in the Cistern and still he wouldn’t be strong enough to harm you.

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I think it’s because Karliah is a dramatic little shit just like Mercer and probably Gallup’s

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It’s because nocturnal is pissed with Karliah and Karliah is using the DB and Brynjolf as a gift in exchange for nocturnals forgiveness. Look at the dialogue when you take the oath:

Karliah: “I call upon you Lady Nocturnal, Queen of Murk and Empress of Shadow… hear my voice!”

Nocturnal: “Ah, Karliah. I was wondering when I’d hear from you again. Lose something did we?”

Karliah: “My Lady, I’ve come before you to throw myself upon your mercy and to accept responsibility for my failure.”

Nocturnal: “You’re already mine, Karliah. Your terms were struck long ago. What could you possibly offer me now?”

Karliah: “I have two others that wish to transact the Oath; to serve you both in life and in death.”

And then a little later:

Nocturnal: “Very well. I name your initiates Nightingale and I restore your status to the same, Karliah. And in the future, I’d suggest you refrain from disappointing me again.”

Nocturnal even points out how the offer is weighted in her (Nocturnals) favour. Karliah isn’t making you join the nightingales to get the power to defeat Mercer, she’s making you join because she’s pissed off a daedric prince and she’s trying to fix it by using you as a gift in exchange for forgiveness.

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I posted this on my snap earlier and I thought this would be relevant here as well

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My excuse is that I thought of this at 4 in the morning and literally couldn’t stop thinking about it

[boethiah]

why does serana following you drastically reduce how much damage you can do as a vampire lord i’m crying. like is she shaming the LDB into impotency for reminding her of her shitty father. 

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DB: okay i’m going to change into a vampire lord to take care of these bandits now serana:  DB: what serana: it’s nothing DB: what is it serana serana: it’s just… that form. it reminds me of… you know DB:  serana: my father. DB: it’s. it’s okay then, i won’t– serana: no, it’s fine. don’t worry about it. DB: it’s no big deal, we can just sneak in like normal serana: no, go ahead. it’s okay. i’ll be fine.  DB:  serana: DB: