⟡ ݁ .⊹ ₊ ݁.im jimmy₊˚⊹ ࿔. ݁₊ @zesty-ahh-123 - Tumblr Blog

I need to lock in and have big ass muscles but that’s so much work, I’d much rather swim back to America and eat fast food

#Germany has fast food to ig but it’s just not the same #I swear #I can’t wait to go back to school the states and eat burger #And pay in American dollars #And drive in a big truck #And get killed in a school shooting #And not acknowledge climate change #And not be able to afford healthcare #And be racist #Ig #did I mention burger #Genuinely somebody must kill the president

andrewhigginsda3rd

I ATE AN EXPIRED CHOCOLATE AND IT TASTED LIKE ASS 😭

zesty-ahh-123

How do you know what ass tastes like…

#I’m on to you motherfucker #Or whatever Doakes would say #I know what you are #freak

I am going to dye my hair blue to match my pronouns

#Stereotypical ahh #Idk #I’m just kinda feeling the color blue rn #Idk I might fuck it up #But I’ll do it with my friends in my backyard

yo what’s up guys

#Boomshakalaka #that’s the word of the month #High school starts in two weeks #But since I’m a little googoo gaga baby #It’s really scary #So im boutta be back on tumblr #Cause I know for a fact imma need it #Anyways #how’s it going guys

I’m sorry that I lowkey don’t exist online now because I have like a social life and stuff and high school is next year so I might focus on that

#I’m gonna miss you guys #Sad to not talk to my moots anymore #I might still be around #A little bit #but I think this year will be my last lonely sad loser year #I’m gonna do my best to make as many friends as possible and get good grades in high school as well #It might not always work out the way I want but I need to be hopeful and I need to put in hard work #Thank you to the people who have listened to my dumb rants here when I was feeling sad #And make sure to take care of yourselves and cut yourselves some slack #Nighty night!

litttleprincess-deactivated2017

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

trappedinmyoldways

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jaydove-writes

Please reblog this. I don’t care what your blog’s theme or aesthetic is. This is important.

How many wishes will I get if I rub your head?

3

#you also get 100 if you fucking kill the president #and do my homework

pirating hilda furacão is a very good decision

if you are reading this

it is a sign.

#nighty night #i would draw some dumb shit to go with this #but i spen my whole night watching hilda furacão so now i have to lock in with homework #😔😔😔#sad #hilda furacão #piracy

where the ever loving fuck were you today

woah there brochacho, hold your horses, what happened?

#very intense homie #homiesexual #homeogeonus mixture #did something important happen that i missed #i was in texas #but i would really appreciate if you just told everyone that i died #in a car accident #and that theyll never see me again #it wold be funny as shit #im gonna be back on the day of the science sol #if you get kadie and eva into it it will be even more believable

can somebody please give me a cookie

#please #i want a cookie #i had a dream where i ate a cookie #it was yummy #but then i woke #now i wanr to dye my hair blue

what up dog

#whats good gang #whats happening bitches

iim actually a pervert and i need to die

#i spent the last hour of my english class staring at some guys boner (i was sitting at an angle where i could see it from under the table)#actually re-reading what i just wrote that doesn't really sound that bad #but thats not the pint #🍺#if somebody irish reads this ill be bery happy #i ❤️being fbi #federal boner inspector #this is kinda tmi i guess #but who gives a shit honestly #havent been on tumblr recently becsuse of big juicy end of year tests #hhhhhhhhhhhh

bruh if you bitches don't stop giving characters with no chin razor sharp jawlines ill kill you!!!!!!! im not even full joking cuz i just saw some bs fanart from some dumb show i wattch w my dad where they gave that one rat looking ass mf a fucking chin!!! HE HAS NO CHINN!!!!! THATS THE FUCKING POINT!!!!! all im saying is you might as well not draw him. please stop chinifying my favorite non chin having characters.

#for fanartists #this goes is just like ozempicafying bill cypher #leave them alone bruh #fanart #art #no chin or whateve #raaaahhhhhh #fanertists

my-shlong-long-like-a-bong

going back to school on monday. i really hope something lesbian happens to me 🥺🙏

zesty-ahh-123

@goblinzgooby

every now and then i randomly remember the best music iv ever heard in my entire life and i fucking cry

#connie converse #how sad #how lovely #not even gonna list all the songs in this beautiful album just wtf #like holy shit #im actually gooning its so good

aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

#aaaaagggggggdhfjdksla;rpltogkijnmfr #e.w/qtyhujki[;p']#|{'/pyjugtrwq

i am no longer super sad

but now i have a new issue

(sometimes if i get too sad i lowkey get erectile disfunction but in a pussy way instead of a dih way and now im no longer sad and im back to my uneccasary horny level)

#im gonna ziiiee #like die #but with a zzzz #so its worse #all im saying is i need to fuck that kid in my gym class with the glasses extra freak style #im still a little sad #but #my indomitable freakbob spirit conquers all #also im still a they them for some dumb reason #and im also ugly #so #i can't just walk up to some random personand say #“wanna fuh”#😜😜😜😜😜😜#oh well #sigh #back to where i was before ig #holy yap tho

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