Commission I did for @aialaau , of Decibel and their Chesnaught (Pokemon Reborn) in the Ramshackle uniform (TWST)! This was super fun to pose, and chesnaught is my fav starter so I had a great time with this-- thank you once again for commissioning me! :]
бро, на коленях, напиши хедканоны на совместные отношения Пьеро, Арлекино и читателя, как бы они делили отношения и были бы они в виде ”V” или в виде треугольника???🤩✨
— you belong to us.
pierrot x reader x harlequin
synopsis: you fell in love with harlequin and pierrot, and instead of choosing one of them, you took them both.
tags: polyamory, relationship development, kisses, threesomes, references to blood and violence, fluff, nsfw, marks, possessive behaviour.
wc: 1.7k.
neither harlequin nor pierrot considered the option of being together with you at the same time. it was obvious that pierrot wanted you to be his alone. and harlequin wanted to be loved too, at least once in a blue moon. they both tried for a long time to earn your love and attention. but when you told them that you couldn't choose? well, pierrot almost cried, and harlequin made a very sour face.
and then they fought, badly, it didn’t happen in front of you, after all, both didn’t want you to witness the violence, but it happened anyway. harlequin ended with seven wounds, pierrot wasn’t any better, and the main reason behind two hours violence was you. pierrot blamed harlequin for messing with your mind, and harlequin did exactly the same, but they ended in your flat, covered in blood, pierrot’s face is full of guilt (when you turned your head away, there was a hint of pure hatred as well), harlequin’s face showed none of his emotions.
they bickered and argued even in front of you, without knives that time, but they couldn’t stop themselves anyway. two monsters were too frustrated with the situation, your presence and the way you tried to treat their wounds did nothing to soothe their frustration, but they did cross a line, because you couldn’t stand the fact that they were ready to kill each other for you. and as soon as you started scolding them like puppies, they finally closed their mouth. you told them everything you thought. you told them the bad person here was you, and if they were so mad with the whole situation, they should be mad at you. and it worked.
the next moment words left your mouth, harlequin was right next to you, and pierrot knelt in front of you, grabbing your hands and begging you to take back your words, while harlequin told you not to be so dumb, because neither of them thought you were the main problem. they didn't want you to blame yourself for anything, and that night they didn't argue anymore. they spent their time trying to calm you down, each in their own way. pierrot kept whispering how much he loved you, and harlequin called you an idiot several times for coming to this conclusion. however, they understood. violence won't solve anything, there was no point in fighting, it will only hurt you. and they didn’t want you to suffer.
negotiations took three days. pierrot and harlequin disscused what they could do, and they came to one idea. they won’t force you to choose. you could have them both, even if pierrot and harlequin preferred to be your one and only. once again, they adored you too much to back down. they were willing to reconcile if it will make you happy. so, the decision was made between them two, and once everything was settled, they were ready to tell you about it. and, as expected, you agreed to belong to them both, even if it was risky as hell and could lead to violence... again.
but once they saw your upset face because of their attitude, they behaved... relatively normally around you. they tried to, for your sake. but each of them behaved differently anyway. for example, harlequin always was confident. and when you became his, his courage increased. he was the first to steal your kiss, right in front of pierrot. he kissed you slowly, sensually, he made sure you felt his love and desire for you, while pierrot, who sat next to you, almost burned him with his gaze. but he didn’t do anything, he let harlequin kiss you and caress your thighs, he didn’t interrupt your little make-out session, even if every fibre of his soul screamed to take what his. but you weren’t only his, he shared you with harlequin, and he didn’t want to cause your distress, so harlequin could enjoy your attention without being bothered.
as for pierrot, he couldn’t boast the same courage. he wanted you, badly, but he was afraid to show his love anyway, because his devotion was hot as flame, he didn’t want to burn you. so while harlequin was content with being yours, pierrot was a silent witness. he was always next to you, but his love was innocence. he cooked you breakfast, he hugged you when you coudln’t sleep, he bought you a lot of gifts and protected you from rude people, but he sucked when it came to affection. he wasn’t so confident as harlequin was, and it bothered him, but he couldn’t make the first move.
so you did. you saw his shy glances which burnt with passion and lust, you felt his grip on you tightened when halrequin appeared, and you didn’t want him to feel less loved because of the strange nature of your relationship. so, when harlequin wasn’t around, you pounced on him. and… pierrot seemed to me much wilder than harlequin, because his kisses made you breathless, because you were soaked after he pulled back to catch your breath, and you thought he would take you right now, but he only smiled shyly and asked you if you were ready to continue. he asked if it was okay, and, god, it made things to your heart, so harlequin found you two half-naked in your bed, and as much as he didn’t want to share actually, he joined.
and when that barrier disappeared, things became much easier for you. you accepted affection from both guys. now, while watching movies or in the evening, they would kiss you together. you hold their hands when you were wandering around the city, and even if tension didn’t melt completely, it was much easire to handle them both. of course, they still didn't like or accept each other. but they learned to work together to make you happier. this was especially noticeable in the little things. for example, pierrot always cooked when you came home from work, while harlequin cleaned the house. harlequin, of course, constantly rolled his eyes, but that was just for show. he was glad that you had the opportunity to relax after job and rely on them.
and as for intimacy... well, that was much more complicated. you could have had sex with them separately to make it easier for yourself, and harlequin hinted at this more than once, and you understood his impatience. even pierrot, whose behavior showed that he could no longer wait, wanted you. but none of them pressured you. of course there were some interesting and spicy moments. there was a moment when harlequin almost lost control, when his kisses had descended to your breasts, but he stopped, not wanting to force you. and once, while kissing pierrot, he had already sat you on his lap and moved his hips, grinding pathetically against you, but he stopped too.
but your first time happened suddenly, neither of you planned it. and everything went well. pierrot was especially gentle with you, as was, surprisingly, harlequin. and then threesomes became something common and usual. and a competition. because if you think they were willing to calm down? no. sex became an excuse to bicker again. and they took advantage of that. for example, harlequin loved to mark you and glance at pierrot to see his reaction, and pierrot took the bait, he marked you as well then, and they wanted to decide who can possibly make you moan louder. as a result, you passed out at the end of your intimacy session, and then harlequin and pierrot argued, blaming each other for this. but, of course, they took care of you... even if you weren’t conscious.
their relationship didn’t change. but they did learn how to deal with each other. they finally learnt how to ignore some minor details, even if sometimes it led to the disagreement between you. arguments were the normal part of any relationship, and you couldn’t avoid it as well. for example, sometimes those sidelong glances annoyed you. once you were so angry that you kicked them both out because they couldn't agree on something again and pierrot was ready to use knives. of course, they came back a couple of hours later with flowers and apologies (pierrot apologized, of course, harlequin was too prideful, but he muttered quiet “sorry” in the end), and you forgave them. and once you paid too much attention to harlequin, so pierrot sat in the corner of the sofa and pouted like a little kitten. and once, on the contrary, you spent too much time with pierrot, forgetting about harlequin, and he also scolded you dramatically. you knew even if his words sounded almost playful, he was wounded, and you apologised to him as well.
they were hard to deal with, but you didn't complaim. because these little details became part of your life. you liked to wake up between them. you liked to get a kiss on the forehead from pierrot and a kiss on the neck from harlequin at the same time. you liked to buy them new human clothes once a month so you can go for a walk without any worries. you liked getting gifts from pierrot for no reason and flowers from harlequin.
they hated each other, still, but they loved you, and they belonged to you as much as you belonged to them. and as long as they were willing to make concessions, it was fine. after all, there was nothing better than to be loved by two monsters who were ready to tear apart anyone who dared to be rude with you. and after all, with you they were nothing but two lovesick idiots.
I’ve yet to see a bloodymary fic where Simon hears that Grace was in a coma and then immediately goes.
“Oh no this poor researcher has no idea about the Quiet Rapture because it happened while he was asleep.” Then Rocky mentions how he’s been gone from his planet for decades and internally Simons inner monologue is…
Oh No these incredibly kind people have no idea that there isn’t a planet to get back too. We are stuck in a research vessel with dwindling resources, no allies, and I have no idea how these two will react to realizing how fucked we are but I’ve already pack bonded and now I need to keep all of us alive.”
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