unbelievable

Sideblog to @mortydaycare. Ask/Rp blog.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

@riq-iv I heard something happened with the daycare.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

But walking s-suuuuucks w-w-why the fuck do you think I made a portal g-gun when I w-was like 10 it was b-because I was fucking to l-lazy to walk anywhere, s-still am.

Wow.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

C-come on I was joking bout t-the mac and cheese thing I-I was just trying to be funny. L-listen I-I jsut want t-to come by and i-introduce myself, I'm a y-younger R-Rick and I get the feeling I'll be d-dealing with you all for a w-while so I m-might as well make "nice"

If you've been in the citadel, you know how to get here. Just WALK.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

S-so uh, what are the c-coordinates for the council chambers? I uh, I've been t-thinking about s-seeing what this c-citadel business i-is all about and I thought I'd come p-pay my respects and m-meet you guys and shit.

Listen here, you little bitch. No.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

D-do you think it's get s-stuck in your guys' hair c-cause that would be fucking hilarious. Y-our chambers would s-smell like mac and c-cheese for weeks. (Same secrety secret rick)

I like mac n' cheese as much as the next Rick, but this just seems absolutely preposterous.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

Y-yo, if somebody were t-to say, manage to open a portal in the ceiling of the c-council chambers and dumped about 500 g-gallons of mac-and-cheese on y-you asshats, what would the r-reaction be. (I ain't telling you who I am what do you think I'm an idiot?)

You're a sick bastard, Rick.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

“You can’t keep me here forever.”

“You’re right on that. I cannot. But– but I would like to discuss something with you, so if you could just settle down, the faster this will go.”

[greasemorty-deactivated20160618]

He rolled his eyes, arms crossing.

“I–I’m listening.”

[zeta-alpha-rick]

"If I remember correctly, you wanted to be in a higher position within the Council, right?"

[zeta-alpha-rick]

"...Oh, come on, you don't mean it! We're, like, BFFs!" (gem-rick)

"How fucking DENSE are you?!"

[zeta-alpha-rick]

"Are you sure you there isn't another Rick available...?" (OOC: she's talking about herself, the lonely motherfucker who has less social skills than doofus Rick) (gem-rick)

"If you're talking about yourself, you seem to keep forgetting the fact that I absolutely despise your existence."

[zeta-alpha-rick]

“You can’t keep me here forever.”

"You're right on that. I cannot. But-- but I would like to discuss something with you, so if you could just settle down, the faster this will go."

[zeta-alpha-rick]

"And now Riq won't hang out with you anymore because sexual partners beat friends. How tragic." *snickers* (gem-rick)

That's fine. @irlrickprime and I are buds.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

"Don't be jealous, you still have me..." *eyebrow wiggling* (gem-rick)

You are such an insignificant part of my life that I couldn't even care less.

[zeta-alpha-rick]

@riq-iv

So, you went on a date, hmmm?

[high-council-leader-deactivated]

I had a business dinner. 

[zeta-alpha-rick]

That’s not what I’ve been hearing, Riq.

[high-council-leader-deactivated]

and just what have you been hearing Zeta, c-come on, spit it out. 

[zeta-alpha-rick]

I've heard from several Ricks around the citadel that you went on a date. Disguised yourself and everything.

[exseraphim-moved]

send me a ♥ if you have a romantic crush on me

send me a 👌 if you have a platonic crush on me

send me a 🌿 if you have an aesthetic crush on me

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

Send me a 👊 if you want to fight

[zeta-alpha-rick]

@thekindestrick Zeta had seen the other around the citadel quite a bit, but more and more regularly, he'd been seeing him inside the main halls, usually dressed up and never straying too far from Riq. Even if his only superior claimed that he was only a 'personal assistant', it still raised Zeta's brow. Platform boots clicking against the polished floor of the Council floor at a steady pace, he approached 'Doofus' Rick, hands folded behind his back. "Well, hello, 'PA'," he said, one eyebrow raised as mascara-lined eyes stared at Rick in false disinterest. The only thing that Zeta would admit to being wrong about from prior conversations with IV is the fact that 'Doofus' in fact, didn't smell bad.

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

[0penheart0penmind-deactivated20]

Please

[zeta-alpha-rick]

@riq-iv

So, you went on a date, hmmm?

[high-council-leader-deactivated]

I had a business dinner. 

[zeta-alpha-rick]

That's not what I've been hearing, Riq.