Oh My Messy Mind

29/Canada/Virgo

[les-bee]

Not my art

[les-bee]

Not my art

[mondlichty]

[ifholygirls]

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

how friendly are you?

so friendly that you’ll end up thinking i have feelings for you

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[yazeedkm10]

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[itsthelittlestthings]

What if we just.......listen to each other masturbate.....haha, jk.....unless.....

[vaporwavesimulator]

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

[softcore-revolutionary]

[houdinigenie]

uncontrollable laughter is honestly just the best feeling

[neutralfleur]

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

[mjalti]

when people are like “not to be dramatic” girl why not. life is to short to be regular matic 

[aletheyass]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

[thecommonchick]

I hate when ppl ask what I’m doing tomorrow like no offense but I don’t know what I’m doing right now