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qui-gg

Sir Meta Knight’s cooking is beyond compare

phantomruby

Sonic gets menaced the series

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hell yeah Yuri wants it can we have it insomniac pleaseee

thefuzzyaya

Clothes switching

yesand87

Wade out of context is randomly dirty.

But let's think about it in the context of the Itsy Bitsy arc.

Wade stops killing because of Peter, and the change is so powerful that it's mirrored in his appearance. His wife leaves him because of it, but that's okay because he still has Peter.

But when Peter decides to kill Itsy Bitsy, and THREATENS ELLIE (to drive Wade away), Wade responds by taking the burden for himself.

His self-image takes a major dive, and his scars return. When Peter sees this, he's pitiful and apologetic, so Wade comforts him. Peter responds with a bid for vulnerability, but Wade has been burnt by Peter and pushes him away with a dirty joke.

So, Wade in context is a compassionate, self-sacrificing (sexy), kicked puppy.

Please Wade, fill up his hole figuratively and literally. With LOVE, preferably. They're are a number of problems with the booze method.

rami-rue

My love for this man runs so so deep. I'm literally in love with the love he has for other people and that's how I know I'm on the ground

Can we collectively agree that he's the best human being?

#andrew garfield #emma stone #when love won #spiderman #gwen stacy

lokihiddleston

SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME BLOOPERS & GAG REEL

thefuzzyaya

Everyone loves Andrew 💞

lnkedmyheart

Listen I get it, you ship teen Tom Holland/teen Spidey with Wade but at least tag the fic as underage??? Is it so hard to correctly tag your damn fic? You don't even have to type it because it's RIGHT THERE! Are people supposed to read every single tag in your 70+ additional tags to avoid reading adult/minor stories???

I don't care what you ship or how you do it, just bloody use the correct tags please! Warning exist for a damn reason. It's common fucking decency.

You don't tag it as "spiderman (Tom Holland)" you don't add Tom Holland in the general tags and now you're not even marking it as underage when the pairing is specifically between an underage version of tom's character and a fully grown 30 something Wade. Please.

spideypooloser-deactivated20220

I wonder where I’ve seen this before

cyberdelph

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sigulary

travelling at exactly 1 miles per hour

[Image description: Pixel illustration of an urban scene made in warm red colors and muted greens. Spiderman Miles Morales swings between buildings using his web, going in the opposite direction to the vehicles that leave light trails on the street. End description]

lnkedmyheart

"The reason Garfield isn't believable as Peter Parker is because he's hot."

Peter Parker in the comics-

I call fucking BULLSHIT. Y'all just can't see a non stereotypically attractive man as hot and that says more about your skewed perception about attractiveness than anything else. Tobey and Tom are incredibly attractive guys but you just count them as less attractive because they have a different face shape and build.

organicmatter

A team of researchers from China, the U.K. and the U.S. has found that a species of darkling beetles engage in oral sex prior to copulating.

breaking fucking news female darkling beetles receive head before mating. If they don’t like the head they just leave. i’m laughing my ass off

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aqueerkettleofish

#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”