ZLATAN ZEBRAHIMOVIC

The Roo led us from Sweden. We stopped in Holland, Italy, Spain, and France. Now, we are here. We are Zlatan Zebrahimovic.

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Your Player of the Season - Lotta Schelin!

For weeks you have been voting on your Player of the Season, and with the cup final over, the poll has been closed. Votes were cast in 37 countries all over the world, and the clear winner was none other than this year’s top goalscorer in France, Lotta Schelin! In second place is Louisa Necib, who together with Schelin took home more than 60% of the total votes. The spot for third place turned out to be a last minute thriller, however, with Lara Dickenmann catching up to Amandine Henry in the last hour of voting, putting them both at the exact same number of votes!

1. Lotta Schelin, 36% 2. Louisa Necib, 27% 3. Amandine Henry, 12% 3. Lara Dickenmann, 12% 5. Camille Abily, 6% 6. Sonia Bompastor, 4% 7. Sarah Bouhaddi, 2% 8. Laëtitia Tonazzi, 1%

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Henry one spot too low :)

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Bonus awesome photo: Brad Evans scores the winner against Jamaica.

Brother: FUUUUUUUUUCK YES!

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From jenniffer104's site:

There was no credit, watermark, or request for attribution on jenniffer104's site, and this picture has been around for a while now.

From somebody who reblogged me, somebody who displays the photosets inline:

It would be kind of difficult to compare the two pictures (the point of the post) without using the first.

But even if I did merely take a picture from another site and reblog it ... it's Tumblr. Chill.

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ENOUGH! WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, I'D LIKE TO SEE ALI KRIEGER AND NOT YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER! GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GET LAID. IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE TO FUCK YOU THEN I WILL, JUST TO STOP THIS SHIT YOU ARE DOING. I'LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS IF YOU WANT. JFC, STOP THIS DAMN TAG ALREADY. MY PUSSY IS NICE AND PINK AND I'M SURE YOU'LL LICK IT REAL GOOD, BUT PLEASE JUST STOP.

So you’re saying if I keep doing this, I will get laid? I’m already getting laid occasionally (though admittedly, not as often as I’d like), so I’m not sure having sex would dissuade me from blogging. Regardless, it seems you’re providing me with a positive incentive to continue what I’m doing.

Then again, you seem to be of the vaginal persuasion. I’m not sure I’m ready to openly commit to that.I do, have some solutions to your problem:

You can just not wake up. It seems that’s where your dilemma starts.

If you only want to look at Ali Krieger and not  deal with the other options a platform like Tumblr has to offer, you can do a Google Images search for her.

You could also stop sending me anons that are relevant to Krieger. I could go and tag this with her name. Although that’s a trolly thing to do, I’ve never hid the fact that rocking your ships is part of my reason for being here.

In that vein, sending me these anons only makes me want to throw up a huge Mission Accomplished banner across my Mom’s basement.

Also, sorry about your keyboard. 

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Epic.

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Mon010 with Mohara07's Vans

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Corgi stuck in tent. [video]

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Your preference in Stephanies might be all I need to know about you.

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I understand that any injury as a professional athlete has the capability to be career ending and that the severity can be that they cannot return, but in most cases the commitment and drive that got them to the elite level in their chosen sport is the same commitment and drive that they turn to in rehabilitation; Krieger is an example of that, but we need to get past that. I feel her injury and rehabilitation overshadows everything she does, as if she is the only player its ever happened to.

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Brad Evans scores the winner v Jamaica in stoppage time.

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We're just starting to get a grasp on Tobin Heath's celebration technique. Different teams, different countries, but nearly identical smiles and hand positions: left hand flat, aimed for the lower back; right hand in an upward movement, ready to pat between the shoulder blades.

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ALL THE BRAD EVANS!