Zmerztopher

23 years old, Washingstonian

[jordanmarvelley]

[puckyes1-deactivated20180221]

[monstersongs]

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

new idea: the hyper bowl

it’s like the super bowl but 

you have two football fields placed in a cross formation

four teams play at once 

whatever happens in the middle happens

[harryrubbish]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

[bajn]

ok but think about how many more college tuitions could be paid off with the amount of money spent by Coca Cola, Apple, Geico, Sony, Toyota, Disney, Verizon, L'Oreal, AT&T, Dove etc on advertisement, and realise that singling out minion advertisement simply because it is an Internet trend to hate minions is pretty silly. I love her but if you’re going to address the exorbitant amounts of money put into marketing today, address all of it. Don’t just call out the parts that are trendy to call out.

[afk]

minion loving fuck

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[reuters]

With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.

A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.

Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.

READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed

[nadiacreek]

[useless-englandfacts]

LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK

[ercuillium-blog]

[iheartloons]

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb  (via nitrogen)

[baconnnnnnn]

why wasnt captain underpants in the avengers

[natgeofound]

A bright orange river of sparks from a campfire cascades from a high cliff in Yosemite National Park, May 1958. Photograph by J. Baylor Roberts, National Geographic

[tetra-hydro-crafts]

[theinturnetexplorer]

The “Magic Mirror”

[wdbrkbrmghm]

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

[did-you-reboot]

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

[solitics]

HOLY SHIT

[sobeitjayt]

wtf

[bliztedminds]

His some future shit

[professionalfacesitter]

I gotta get this in my mancave

[zmerztopher]

[rubyetc]

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

[apriljanee5]

These are so accurate

[psych2go]

Interesting! Just thought I’d share! 

[samisoffthewall]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]