Zoe-diac

angsty Capricorn at ur service!! requests are open :)

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sagittarius season

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TIPS FOR HURRICANE IRMA. STAY SAFE MY FLORIDA FRIENDS! Gas prices are already up to $3 and water is hard to find until new deliveries come in. I have to drive much farther out for supplies.

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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Emo tumblr username squad

Aries, Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

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The signs at homecoming

Aries: only dances to the Cupid shuffle

Taurus: makes friends at the food table

Gemini: the one that with a big group of friends

Cancer: recording everyone dancing

Leo: in the center dancing their head off

Virgo: talking to the dj/chaperone

Libra: helping collect tickets at the door/ helping run the dance

Scorpio: starting a rave

Sagittarius: wearing sunglasses and slow dancing with friends

Capricorn: came with a friend as a date, spending time with all their friends

Aquarius: doesn't dance at first but by the end has to be dragged off the dance floor

Pisces: starts a cha cha line

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Wears too many bracelets squad

Taurus, Libra, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

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Cat vs dog people

Dog: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

Cat: Aries, Libra, Cancer, Pisces

Both: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

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Signs in my experience v 3

Aries: such a close friend, like a sibling. Super funny but v hardworking

Taurus: very creative and talented. Wants attention from close friends, not from strangers

Gemini: actual marshmallow. Literally a human puppy u just wanna squeeze their cheeks until they EXPLODE

Cancer: im rly sorry I still can't think of any that I know

Leo: very very passionate about their beliefs. Keeps secrets.

Virgo: smart but shy, good at sports. Awkward around people their age but good with little kids and adults

Libra: copies people to fit in, will literally change self in a matter of second. Really fun and cool besides that, casual fun friend

Scorpio: likes to fight people on facebook but doesn't like when people disagree with them. Kinda control freak, helpful tho

Sagittarius: such a fun friend, always there to rely on. The kinda friend u call after a breakup

Capricorn: so fun to be around. Literally can't think of a flaw. Very responsible but goofs around with friends. Stressed

Aquarius: interesting to talk to. They each have special things about them that pulls you in.

Pisces: life of the party, but not the party person. Good at giving advice. Has tons of friends but still finds a way to focus on each person.

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The signs as seasons

Winter: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

Spring: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Summer: Leo, Virgo, Pisces

Fall: Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio

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The signs as undertale characters

Aries: Asriel

Taurus: Burgerpants

Gemini: Gaster

Cancer: Chara

Leo: Papyrus

Virgo: Frisk

Libra: Asgore

Scorpio: Flowey

Sagittarius: Sans

Capricorn: Alphys

Aquarius: Undyne

Pisces: Toriel

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Houses for the signs

Ravenclaw: Taurus, Libra, Capricorn

Hufflepuff: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius

Gryffindor: Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

Slytherin: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

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the signs as conspiracy theories

harambe was an inside job: virgo, leo, scorpio, capricorn

bush did 9/11: aries, cancer, sagittarius, pisces

the moon landing was fake: taurus, gemini, libra, aquarius

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if the signs don't talk to you

they're busy: gemini, taurus, libra, capricorn

they don't like you: cancer, leo, scorpio, sagittarius

they're shy: aries, virgo, aquarius, pisces

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signs as youtubers

aries: crabstickz

taurus: paint

gemini: smosh

cancer: sprinkleofglitr

leo: miranda sings

virgo: amazingphil

libra: danisnotonfire

scorpio: noodlerella

sagittarius: kickthepj

capricorn: tyler oakley

aquarius: pewdiepie

pisces: troye

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signs in my experience (updated)

aries: lovable, content w current friends, seems like a sinnamon roll but actually a cinnamon roll

taurus: so smart, likes attention but also shy, Actual Marshmallow™

gemini: the friend that makes u feel better, literally brightens up ur day. everyone loves them

cancer: still don't know any?? sorry my dudes

leo: supportive but needs support in return. outgoing, problematic fave

virgo: I apologize my dudes. I don't think I know any, my bros

libra: tries too hard. would be hella if they would kinda chill

scorpio: I'm sorry my guy. don't think I know any, my bros

sagittarius: goofy, always, always fun to be around. such a good friend. Maximum Cinnamon Roll™. please protect them

capricorn(not me lol I'm a wreck): smart, fun, the kind of friend u joke around w and get nothing done until u go into Maximum Stress Induced Override

aquarius: social af. kinda problematic?? loyal tho

pisces: either super reserved but still a really hella friend or super outgoing and always there to have a good time. I know two of them who are like complete opposites?

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I'm back!!

sorry I was dead for a while, I got busy I guess?? idk but I'm here now to make more zodiac posts!! and I'm taking requests👉😎👉 so hmu!!

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Signs in my experience

Aries: either death metal or cinnamon roll there is no in between

Taurus: beautiful but doesn't know it

Gemini: friendly like literally so fun to be with

Cancer: (idk any sry fam)

Leo: sass master 8000

Virgo: quiet n hardworking but lazy also it's weird

Libra: yooo copycat (sorrynotsorry) but fun to be with if you ignore the copy cat thing I guess??

Scorpio: (idk any sry fam)

Sagittarius: gets along with everyone and so funny freaking marshmallows

Capricorn (me and a few other friends): STreSsED sO StRESseD Oh mY FReaKiNG RacCooN BuTThoLes sO stREsSed

Aquarius: (idk any sry fam)

Pisces: quiet but hella cool once you talk to them