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What the Signs Love Around the Holidays

Aries: christmas songs playing around their neighborhood Taurus: the scent of snow/the cold and pine cones Gemini: baking and cooking with family and friends Cancer: decorating their christmas tree/lights outside their house and in their room Leo: sitting by fire with a blanket/onsie Virgo: wrapping presents Libra: drinking hot cocoa with mini marshmallows Scorpio: walking around and seeing lights and decorations in stores and on houses Sagittarius: christmas movie marathons Capricorn: catching snowflakes on their tongue Aquarius: snow days off from school Pices: holiday break

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When the Signs Stub Their Toe

Aries: sHIIIIT fuckfuckfuck

Gemini: oWOWOWOWOWOWOoWowowO

Taurus: *grunts very loudly; gets yelled at by mom*

Cancer: *shrieks* wHywHyWyH

Libra: fuCKITY FUCK SHIT OW

Virgo: *gasps; stands still for like 2 hours; lets out breath* ouch

Leo: oH BALLS

Scorpio: *gasps; lets out little squeaks of pain; moves* oW FUCK

Saggitarius: *high-pitched voice* ouchouchouch FUUUCKK

Capricorn: what tHE FUUUCK

Aquarius: goDDAMNIT

Pices: *screams internally*

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The Signs At a Party

Aries: eating chips; slowly sipping at her beer while people watching

Taurus: creepily staring at crush from afar

Gemini: attempting to get the balloons from the ceiling; a lot of sloppy jumping while ppl watched

Cancer: drumming on pots and pans w chopsticks; thinks they're dave groul

Leo: being emo

Virgo: singing w Sagg

Libra: grindin to get some o dat gooooood shit yes sign her the fuuuck uppp

Scorpio: eating chips w aries and slurping from a bottle of wine

Sagittarius: singing terribly loud along to the music w Virgo

Aquarious: shakin dat booty

Capricorn: gettin high w Pices

Pices: high off their ass

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The Signs as Things I Have Heard the Signs I Know Say

Aries: *is fighting w brother on facetime bc he wants to use her brush; convinces him she has no idea where it is; he leaves* its literally right on my dresser i just dont feel like getting up

Taurus: *grunts extremly loudly for no apparent reason*

Gemini: what gender do you think instagram is

Cancer: what if a dog and a human breeded, would the offspring come out adorable or terrifying?

Leo: honestly i love this album more than i love my fucking self literally every sobg is fire af

Virgo: who the hell came up w the word "fuck" like ??

Libra: why isnt libras animal thinv a zebra i mean cmon it rhymes

Scorpio: *talking about american horror story* tates gonna fuck you bitch-aND YOUR MOM

Saggitarius: sometimes i attempt to chill down my fangirling but its like part of my soul

Aquarius: i swear to the motha fuckin lord jesus that i dont even beleive in, that i will smack you if you say that again

Capricorn: *runs into door* sorry

Pices: *dancing crazily* *hits arm on bedpost* oW THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAD NO GODDAMN RIGHT FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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The Signs as Youtubers

Aries: danisnotonfire

Taurus: Pewdiepie

Gemini: sWooZie

Cancer: iisuperwomanii

Leo: amazingphil

Virgo: jacksepticeye

Libra: Zoella

Scorpio: Grace Helbig

Saggitarius: Tyler Oakley

Capricorn: Troye Sivan

Aquarius: Connor Franta

Pices: markiplier

[aisorb]

but those arnt their real signs

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babe i know lol

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The Signs as Fucks

Aries: fuck off

Taurus: fuck this

Gemini: fuck me

Leo: fuck you

Virgo: fuck everybody

Libra: fuck the world

Scorpio: fuck it

Saggitarius: fuck everything

Capricorn: fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Aquarius: fuck them

Pices: fuuuUUUCK

[kitfriggincat]

wait. where’s cancers.

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hun i updated the zodiac you gotta go on my page to see the cancers xx💕

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The Signs as Youtubers

Aries: danisnotonfire

Taurus: Pewdiepie

Gemini: sWooZie

Cancer: iisuperwomanii

Leo: amazingphil

Virgo: jacksepticeye

Libra: Zoella

Scorpio: Grace Helbig

Saggitarius: Tyler Oakley

Capricorn: Troye Sivan

Aquarius: Connor Franta

Pices: markiplier

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What the Signs Do When Bored

Aries: sneak out and then nobody knows after that

Taurus: reads fanfiction for daaayyyss

Gemini: watches anime

Cancer: netflix for daaayyyss

Leo: food

Virgo: they go in their bedroom and who the fuck knows after that anything could happen

Libra: eats food w leo

Scorpio: sittin on the tumbs for daaayyyss

Saggitarius: attempts to watch anime w gemini but gets slapped away bc attack on titan is gettin tense af

Capricorn: texts all their friends; usually gets ignored; gets emo

Aquarius: watches youtube for daaayyyss

Pices: chills w friends/is lonely forever there is no in between

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The Signs as Fucks

Aries: fuck off

Taurus: fuck this

Gemini: fuck me

Cancer: *on tune to the nikolodeon jingle* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Leo: fuck you

Virgo: fuck everybody

Libra: fuck the world

Scorpio: fuck it

Saggitarius: fuck everything

Capricorn: fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Aquarius: fuck them

Pices: fuuuUUUCK

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YOUTH - TROYE SIVAN

trippin' on skies: aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius, aquarius

sippin' waterfalls: taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, pisces

[whatanawesomeurl]

the signs as things my mum has told me to stop saying

Aries: Can you do something for me? Yeah, just murder me. Right now.

Taurus: *groans loudly* It’s fine, I’m fine.

Gemini: Time to die!!!

Cancer: Don’t worry, I’ve already cried like 3 times today.

Leo: If you don’t mind, I’ll just go shove an entire cactus up my ass, thanks.

Virgo: It’s not me, it’s the damn system.

Libra: I’m too white for this shit.

Scorpio: Well fuck me right up the ass.

Sagittarius: Seems like death is upon us, friends.

Capricorn: I feel like death hahaha

Aquarius: I’m too sober for this shit.

Pisces: I can literally feel my brain melting out my ears.

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The Signs as Some Music Genres

Alternative:

Aries,Scorpio,Capricorn,Virgo

Indie:

Pisces,Cancer,Aquarius,Libra,

Taurus

Pop:

Sagittarius,Leo,Gemini

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When the Signs Catch the Feels

Aries: i didnt sign up for this shit

Taurus: nOT AGAIN

Gemini: pshh i dont like them heh nahhhh

Cancer: FEELS ARE 29362% RN OKAY PLZ SEND HELP

Leo: well fuck

Virgo: well shit

Libra: well shit-dick-fuck balls

Scorpio: this hasnt happened in a while so okay im up for it

Saggitarius: nonononONONONO

Capricorn: *long, exasperated sigh*

Aquarius: well i mean at least i have chosen well they are fine as fuck

Pices: awwwweeeeee fuuuUUCK

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The Signs as Things I Have Said Aloud to Myself

Aries: moTHERFUCKER

Taurus: wait where the fuck am i going

Gemini: *looks over to bands poster on wall* DONT WATCH ME UNDRESS YOU PERV

Cancer: oww shit shit shit

Leo: what if little gnomes snuck in my room and took all my good clothes

Virgo: wtf is a blob fish

Libra: well fuck now it looks like im not wearing pants

Scorpio: what if i just hid under the bed you think anyone would find me

Saggitarius: wait am i really that bitchy

Capricorn: i am such a goddamn savage

Aquarius: all i have to do is-OW FUCK

Pices: what kinda fuckery is this

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The Signs Insecurities

Aries: Thighs

Taurus: Voice

Gemini: Academic Intelligence

Cancer: Being Too Loud/Quiet

Leo: Their Mistakes

Virgo: Hair

Libra: Nose/Other Facial Feature

Scorpio: Everything. They are literally insecure about everything but they are actually perfect.

Saggitarius: Body Structure

Capricorn: Tummy

Aqaurius: Weight

Pices: Acne/Blemishes

But all of you guys are perfect as fuck, don't ever, EVER, feel like you're less than you are. xx

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The Signs as TV Shows

Aries: American Horror Story

Taurus: X-Files

Gemini: Attack on Titan

Cancer: Teen Wolf

Leo: Pretty Little Liars

Virgo: Supernatural

Libra: Orange is the New Black

Scorpio: The Vampire Diaries

Saggitarius: Criminal Minds

Capricorn: Lost

Aquarius: The Originals

Pices: any reality show is your guilty pleasure

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The Signs as Texts I Received From My BFF

Aries: oh really cuz imma #savage4life

Taurus: idk noodles or something

Gemini: the zoom on calums nose is why i wake up in the morning

Cancer: wow do u rlly wanna fite me m8 cuz i got dem ching chong moves

Leo: lolz no shut the actual fuck up

Virgo: what if you turned into satan and ate me how would you feel

Libra: if i die can u die w me cuz i dont wanna be all alone in hell

Scorpio: im beggining to get so incredibly emo that i think its unhealthy

Saggitarius: i dont think you understand how socially awkward i am

Capricorn: wAIT DID YOU ACTUALLY BLOCK ME YOU BASTARD

Aqaurius: no

Pices: hush it you booty cake