Zodiacs Rule Heaven

Ambriel here, we're the party faction of Heaven (plus three certain fallen) have fun :)

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pisces and libras can have a little romanticism and idealization of people and places, as a treat

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scorpios and taureans can have a little possessiveness & vague obsession with their jobs and favourite people, as a treat

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aquarians and sagittarians can have a little isolation and ghosting everything and everyone they know in an attempt to run away from their own confusing feelings, as a treat

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virgos and cancers can attempt to fix others who have serious issues in an attempt to repress and ignore the issues and flaws they have within themselves and avoid self-care at all costs, as a treat

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leos and capricorns can overwork themselves into the ground and project their unrealistic standards and ideals onto others and be disappointed constantly by others not living up to the personality they made up for them, as a treat

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aries and geminis can focus every conversation on themselves, cause chaos/stir the pot when bored and ghost people and situations at the most important times when feeling emotionally overwhelmed rather than actually addressing and working through these feelings, as a treat

[elielilamasabachthani]

2020 for the signs

aries: for you 2020 will be the year you finally take initiative and make a decision on something you’ve been questioning for a while. with mars spending a good portion of the year in your sign you will begin to look after yourself more and work harder for the things you want. you will also finally let go of personal blockages and self-doubt and find yourself being more confident and assertive.

taurus: you will face a lot of changes, especially within yourself. this could be a physical, spiritual or emotional change but one thing is certain: you will come out of 2020 as a new person. next year will also offer you a chance to get out of your comfort zone and change your routine-oriented life. this is a good thing as it will make you more flexible and open to new ideas. you will feel a sense of ease and inspiration throughout the year.

gemini: next year will be the year of romance for you. venus will be spending more than a third of the year in your sign so you can expect 2020 to be fun and indulgent, especially during the summer. next year definitely won’t be boring for you and there’s a huge chance you’ll find that special someone or improve your current relationship by a lot. just watch out for your laziness and tendency to procrastinate as that will be increased during the year.

cancer: with jupiter opposing your sun you might find yourself more restless and more open to expand your horizons. you will also be experiencing enhanced intuition and spirituality. money also may come to play here and you will have no difficulties gaining it but be wary of being overindulgent and spending it excessively. next year you will also be the one who brings joy into your relationships, both platonic and romanitc — but remember to take as much as you give.

leo: if you haven’t felt like yourself lately this is bound to change next year. you may have lost your confidence and spark due to hardships during previous years but this will change in 2020. you will be experiencing a variety of new things, especially with romance. the beginning of the year may start out confusing or slow for you but as it goes on you will feel more like you belong.

virgo: 2020 is an excellent year for you to make goals and accomplish what you want, as it will be an efficient year for you. you may feel a bit confused or “out of it” during your natal planet mercury’s retrogrades but regardless this will be the year that you start taking responsibility for your own happiness and stop burning out for others.

libra: as chiron ventures further into aries and opposes your sign, 2020 may be a year of pain but it will also be a year of lessons and a year where you get stronger. as your natal planet venus spends a good portion of the year in gemini, you will be more open and communicative in general but especially with your thoughts and emotions. the good thing is you’ll be more focused and decisive throughout the year but strong emotions and competitiveness also may arise. 

scorpio: you will be more at ease next year and feel more optimistic as your natal planet, pluto will be conjuncting jupiter for a good portion of the year. during this time around you may also feel like it’s easier to achieve all the things that you want. you will find balance in the things you do and your positive change will not only affect you but those around you too. an abundance of money may come to you and you will be sure to save it or spend it wisely as pluto will also be conjuncting saturn, the planet of perseverance too.

sagittarius: next year will have a karmic feel to you, like all the things you have been doing, whether good or bad, will pay off next year. as the south node resides in your sign starting from mid next year, you may find yourself feeling more familiar and content with the things you already have. you will also be spending more time with friends and family and the people who bring you comfort.

capricorn: you may have felt like your efforts haven’t payed off or that you don’t get recognized enough but this is bound to change in 2020. as jupiter is residing in capicorn this year you may surprisingly find yourself exhibiting all the traits of jupiter  — optimism, indulgence and a desire to have fun. your personal relationships will also improve and there’s a good chance you’ll find love in 2020. whatever you do next year will feel easier and lighter than the previous ones.

aquarius: in 2020 you will find stability and a routine, you may also expect yourself to work harder but with ease and be sure with the things you want. due to your natal planet uranus residing in taurus you may find money and new personal possessions come your way. you will connect with your friends and family on a deeper level and feel a more open, preserving connection with them. 

pisces: as lilith finally exits your sign you will finally let go of past grudges. you will finally feel more free, relieved from your past difficulties and tensions and like anything is possible. next year the focus will also be on your social life and you will feel yourself thrive in that area. you will gain confidence and a sense of worth which will reflect on the things you do.

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SECRETS OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS:

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Aries: Can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they are happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, because they hate losing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: Is afraid no one actually wants them around, and that they are easily forgotten by the people that mean the most to them, they constantly wonder if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with anyone they change who they are themselves, but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: Tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let other see them are upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault, they try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever meet.

Virgo: Has trouble handling life. They may seem they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time on others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems, so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: Is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others, but have a hard time trusting others. They are afraid one day this will push everyone away, but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Only wants love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone (not necessarily in a romantic way), they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests in themselves trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They are afraid because of this they will be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for a while, and because of this they believe there is something wrong with them and blame themselves for it.

Pisces: Actually has no idea what they are doing in life and daydreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused, but acts as if they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You are a box of chamomile tea, torn haphazardly open in a fit of rage

Taurus: You are a pizza, gone cold

Gemini: You are the tutorial level

Cancer: You are a misremembered alphabet

Leo: You are the only copy of a play that burned in the library of Alexandria

Virgo: You are the yellowed paperback novel sitting unread on every shelf

Libra: You are a captain’s hat worn with age

Scorpio: You are the crumpled remains of the second draft of an essay

Sagittarius: You are a forgotten moment of clarity

Capricorn: You are an expensive harmonica

Aquarius: You are a handmade pair of dice

Pisces: You are an undeleted photo

[atomicbecky]

The signs as the “Due to Personal Reason” meme

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[apiscesprincess]

The Signs heartbreaker

Aries: They gave their complete energy and soul to you. They were burned down and left cold you left them alone and you killed their sprit to the core.

Taurus: So gently they gave you all the love they had. So cruelly you pushed them away to the point where they couldn’t stand back up.

Gemini: They finally opened up to you and let you know all their secrets and fluorescent thoughts. You never really cared to listen though you left them feeling alone and lost you made them feel unimportant.

Cancer: They trusted you and finally gave everything to you. You didn’t really see the importance or significance in anything they did for you. You left them when they needed you the most.

Leo: They wanted to give you the world. You made them think that there was something they were always lacking. You made them feel small.

Virgo: They did everything they could to please you. You made them feel like they were crazy for wanting to be loved. You left them feeling unwanted.

Libra: They only ever loved you and they only ever really liked your company. Their eyes lit up when they saw you. They saw you leave them and they saw you betray them too and they still couldn’t stop loving you.

Scorpio: You made them want to never look at anyone again with intentions of loving them. You marked them and you took away that spark in their eyes.

Sagittarius: They stayed in bed and they couldn’t move. The optimistic look on their face was destroyed when you told them you didn’t love them. You stole their happiness.

Capricorn: You watched the light escape their eyes. You watched them leave and never come back. You let them die for your own good.

Aquarius: They begged you to stay one last time. You broke them and they still stayed. You told them they were never gonna be the one.

Pisces: You broke their spirit. Made them feel bad for being the one broken. You watched them bleed their heart for you. You saw the sparkle in their eyes fade to dark.

[uncle-lauren]

The signs as types of cats

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Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it

Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it’s judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row

Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways

Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple

Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard

Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it

Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles

Scorpio: two words - munchkin cat

Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith

Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch

Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful

Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood

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Zodiac Angels by Peter Mohrbacher

1. Hanael, Angel of Capricorn:

2. Advachiel, Angel of Sagittarius:

3. Ambriel, Angel of Gemini:

4. Muriel, Angel of Cancer:

5. Verchiel, Angel of Leo:

6. Hamaliel, Angel of Virgo:

7. Zuriel, Angel of Libra:

8. Barbiel, Angel of Scorpio:

9. Cambiel, Angel of Aquarius:

10. Barchiel, Angel of Pisces:

11. Malahidael, Angel of Aries:

12. Asmodel, Angel of Taurus:

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Get all the boring stuff out of the way first so you can goof off at 100% efficiency. Life is too short not to goof off as hard as possible.

Taurus: Your input is valued and sought after by people who are really starting to get on your goddamn nerves. Importance is not always flattering.

Gemini: You will soon come into possession of a fossilized human skull with pointed silver teeth. Now, this skull is cursed as shit so pawn it off at your earliest convenience. The curse wont be your problem anymore and youll have a cool 450$ to spend on a less cursed skull.

Cancer: Do you sense a budding romance cancer? Well you’re mistaken, that smell is honey and that person you have a crush on is a corpse animated by thousands of enraged bees. 

Leo: Get up out of bed, open your window, take a deep breath, contemplate, take another deep breath, contemplate some more, go back to bed. You deserve to rest.

Virgo: Like it or not you are meaningless without other people. All the power and talent in the world wont make drop of difference if there is nobody to share it with.

Libra: Pressure can be an excellent motivator in the right amount. Also, they meant social pressure, doing paperwork in a deep-sea diving bell will not improve the quality of your work. 

Scorpio: Make some money on the side by following rich people around and clapping whenever they buy something.

Sagittarius: Daily life getting tough? Revert back to a pupae! 

Ophiuchus: If you are going to eat unsauced spaghetti at some ungodly hour, it is important you do it with conviction, with pride. That is the difference between a life falling apart and soldiering the fuck on.

Capricorn: All the advice in the world is meaningless if you dont actually make anything worth advising. Luckily, its really easy to make bullshit that needs improvement.

Aquarius: Those assassins from the meat of the month club have finally found your new address and are planting the explosives as you read this.

Pisces: Every time the universe ticks forwards a step you are a completely different person. Practice stretching so your joints dont hurt.

[zodiacmind]

Sadness expressions of the Zodiac Signs

Aries : Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy

Taurus : Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage

Gemini : Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems ‘elsewhere’; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while

Cancer : Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them

Leo : Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred

Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional Libra : General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them ‘trying’ to be happy and keep composed

Scorpio : Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of ‘me against the world’.

Sagittarius : Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future

Capricorn : Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and ‘overly alert’, hyper vigilant, force themselves to ‘go through the motions’, nothing impresses them

Aquarius : Uneasy, harder to ‘reach’; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distracted

Pisces : Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel ‘all at once’, nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events

More Fun Zodiac Facts Here

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- how to seduce the signs -

It’s all for fun, but there’s some truth too. -Read for Sun/Mars-

Aries:  They find people who know what they want so attractive, also people who are not afraid to reach out and get that. But remember, if it is a person always give hints, comments, or other indicators that they are that person if you want to get their attention. Also, remember honesty is key with Mars in Aries. So if you are having a connection, do not tell them untrue things, they will sense it, If you are yourself that will also be noted. They will be disappointed if they find out you were potraying yourself in false light. They like a dominant energy, it is very attractive it drives them crazy, someone sure.

Taurus: These are people who are not afraid of taking their time with their attraction, with their connection. So maybe even starting as friends would be lovely. Let them discover how lovely you are, through the foundation you are building as friends first, also through all the long and honest conversations you are having. They love communicating and getting to know all parts of you. Also show them your dedication and devotion to your friendship first and then how ready you are for something romantic. Also making them laugh is a huge plus, it will be a beautiful distraction from all the things going through their minds.

Gemini: These curious humans love discovering new and interesting things about their crushes/partners. Organize something unexpected you’ve never done before, or somewhere you haven’t been yet (it could even be a place that will become your special place later on). Explore that place, explore yourselves together, so when the date is over they will go home and think about you constantly.

Cancer: They really value touching, physically and emotionally. Even stealing that touch would be okay if it is soft, it will mean so much to them. Let them know you are interested in them, without putting a burden on them. Do not drive their sensitive side crazy with unnecessary movements or pours of emotions. Go slowly. Patience, just like Taurus, is the key to winning them over, live all the phases with them fully.

Leo: When it comes to Leos, you will need to show so much effort to get their attention. Lots of warmth and bonding helps, or just being spontaneous and kissing them ( by this I mean being very direct in expressing your feelings and following your intuition). That helps a lot too.

Virgo: They can be a bit more complicated – super loyal, but it is in their nature to over-anaylze things, which can make things a bit more difficult. That is why, the way to their heart is you being completely and unapologetically yourself. Take them for coffee, have a true, honest conversation and show them your magnetic nature – but, without exaggaration. They are constantly active and they notice all small details, so give your full effort and make sure your honesty and qualities come to the surface. If they like you back, they will attach themselves quickly and things will go into the right direction.

Libra: Inviting them with friends would be a huge plus here. They like enjoying themselves around new people. If you are fun and friendly yourself, but you carry something special and unique and you are practical, they will definitely get interested. And do not forget to buy them something they like, that will impress them.

Scorpio: Look at them straight in the eyes. Be honest. They are really passionate beings and honest themselves, so they will immediately take action if they are interested, they will also let you know if there is a vibe, a connection between you two. But, be careful they can get a bit jealous. So when you are flirting, always re-assure them they are the only one.

Sagittarius: Plan a date with all the things they enjoy and love. Whatever you are doing, make sure you are enjoying each other, laughing, but also talking about things that they find important and interesting, do not be afraid to tell your point of views they are always ready to listen and learn, but they are also ready to teach. Once they realize they are fully enjoying their time with you, they will never let you go.

Capricorn: Responsible and serious, so plan a date including their interests and yours too, something you haven’t done before so they can clear their head and really enjoy your time. Show them you know what they like, but also show them you know what YOU want. Show your dominance, be impressed by their charms, but charm them as well. That kind of connection definitely peaks their interest.

Aquarius: They are very open to hanging out. Enjoy each others’ company, they also like being friends and/or friendly with you first before getting romantic. Let them be amazed by your personality, also show them you can follow their steps, they are impressed when someone can keep up with them.  Try it, you’ll never know if you don’t.

Pisces: Filled with emotions, you have to show your dedication to them. Nothing fake, nothing false. Just show them who you are really, look them in the eyes, carry the conversation. Show them they can rely on you, because they are usually the pillar or the shoulder everyone cries on.

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Try running the ice cream scoop under warm water beforehand. Also, blood comes out with enough soda water.

Taurus: Find enlightenment in draining all the water from your body.

Gemini: One of the walls in your home is very not real. Im sure you have your suspicions as to which one.

Cancer: Show your curiosity to the world by carving a question mark into your forehead with a bread knife.

Leo: The time for peaceful conversation is gone. Break something or be broken.

Virgo: Fear offers comforts that the waking world cannot.

Libra: Its possible to think someone is weird as hell but also let them do their thing. Bathe in the insanity of the world.

Scorpio: We cannot help with some fights. This is not your fault.

Ophiuchus: There is freedom in a slip n slide.

Sagittarius: Your perception skills can be a double edged sword. We are not meant to know some things.

Capricorn: X marks the spot. The spot you should stay very very far away from.

Aquarius: Do not try to be anyone but yourself under penalty of death.

Pisces: Nobody ever admits everything. This is for the best. You do it too.

[astrognossienne]

known for being “unemotional” yet in actuality, they’re the most emotional trash you’ll ever meet: AQUARIUS, Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini, LIBRA, Virgo, TAURUS, Sagittarius

known for being “super-emotional” yet in actuality, the most unemotional trash you’ll ever meet: CANCER, Leo, SCORPIO, Pisces

[brokenheartedcubscout]

the signs as underrated animated films

Aries -  Meet The Robinsons

Taurus - Treasure Planet

Gemini - The Black Cauldron

Cancer -  The Iron Giant

Leo - The Road to El Dorado

Virgo - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Libra - Brother Bear

Scorpio - The Rescuers Down Under

Sagittarius - Anastasia

Capricorn - Balto

Aquarius - Ferngully

Pisces - Oliver & Company

[pir8core]

The Signs as Deleted Wikipedia Pages

Aires: Towns with Zombie Problems

Taurus: List of fictional characters who lack bravery

Gemini: Have you tried switching it off and then switching it back on again?

Cancer: International caps lock day

Leo: List of things the cat dragged in

Virgo: Vampire State Building

Libra: Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind

Scorpio: Bad B*tch Club

Sagittarius: Equus (play) as metaphor for horse and man

Capricorn: Insane Clown Posse ( ICP) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained

Aquarius: Gay seahorses

Pisces: Spoilt rich kid

[sixpenceee]

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Tag yourself I’m a leo

[astrolocherry]

Aries Attracts people by: Exuberance, capturing and inspiring the inner child, spontaneity, innocent mischief, determination, appetite for life and deep immersion with friends, will to defend at all costs, the philosophy of trying over and over again Loses people by: Antagonism and constant provocation, unpredictable outbursts, intimidation, temper, control, immaturity, treating people like resources

Taurus Attracts people by: Beauty and love, nurturing and open mindedness, creativity and sensibility, social intuition, given respect, wise guidance, consistency and composure, temptation and co-operation  Loses people by: Possession and control, lack of validating or defining state of relationship, lack of engagement in their interests, inflexibility, overly touchy and sensitive behaviour, treating people like resources  

Gemini Attracts people by: Wit, charm, and humour, intrigue, mystique and marvellous quantity of mind, adaptability and captivating conversation, libraries of information, spontaneity, curiosity, innocent mischief, infectious anticipation for the future  Loses people by: Erratic and unpredictable presence and communication, constant debating and provoking, dishonesty, forgetting engagements and important details, playing devil’s advocate

Cancer Attracts people by: Receptivity and ability to sooth disturbance, inclusive embrace, idealistic teachings and knowledge, humour and offbeat eccentricities, tender arms and wise guidance Loses people by: Constant repetition of destructive behaviours, withdrawal, unpredictable and one off outbursts of repressed rage, intrusive behaviour and trying to fix everybody’s problems, overly invested worrying and martyrdom 

Leo Attracts people by: Charisma, magnetism, and heart, playfulness and creativity, leadership, sense of justice, invested blessing in the lives of others, and competence, honour, appetite for life, will to defend at all costs, warm vitality, courage   Loses people by: Ego centrism, controlling behaviour, constantly demanding validation, lack of engagement in their interests, unpredictable outbursts, touchiness and over sensitivity 

Virgo Attracts people by: Wit, mind, sensibility, selfless giving and empathic conscience, wise guidance, stimulating conversation and knowledge, ability to care and nurture, natural proficiency and considerate Loses people by: Intrusive problem solving and fretting, critique, paralysed emotional defences, frequent disengagement, nagging

Libra Attracts people by: Natural appeal and mystique, adaptability and given respect and intrigue, cool charm and social skills, morality and empathy, relatable and sympathetic, and wise counsel, high ideals and opportunistic Loses people by: Being unassertive and allowing it to build into a monumental outburst, imitation or echoing, obsession with relationships and romantic encounters, dependency

Scorpio Attracts people by: Depth and allure, emotional bonding, safeguarding and undying protection, intellect and mystique, loyalty and slowly revealed vulnerability, ability to inspire inner confidence   Loses people by: Antagonism, control and possession, withdrawal and reactivity, emotional coldness and emotional paralysis, self-righteousness, disconnecting privacy, staunch defence of personal ideologies

Sagittarius Attracts people by: Playful humour, wisdom and intelligence, natural joy, faith and generosity, laughter, fascinating philosophies, high ideals and opportunistic nature, infectious anticipation for the future  Loses people by: Brutal and cruel honesty, refusing to apologise, diminishing and judging opinions and beliefs, self-righteousness, unpredictable temper, disinterested unless personally involved 

Capricorn Attracts people by: Thoughtful gestures and sensibility, respect and honour, natural grace and competence, loyalty, wise counsel, resilience and unspoken support and reliability, social adaptability   Loses people by: Lack of engagement and attention to their interests, emotional defences and paralysis, authoritarianism, trying to fix everybody’s problems, demand for conformity 

Aquarius Attracts people by: Captivating charm and compassion complexity, humour, loyalty, marvellous mind, eccentricities, and humanitarian conscience, high ideals and inspiring imagination, exaggerated curiosity   Loses people by: Self-righteousness and brutal honesty, emotional defences and paralysis, lack of deep personal engagement, unreasonable arguments and opposition  

Pisces Attracts people by: Wisdom and warmth, innocence and covert power, inspiration and social intuition, responsiveness and mystique, adaptability and spiritual radiance  Loses people by: Constant repetition of destructive behaviours, emotional projection, over dependency, overly invested worrying and fretting, martyrdom 

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