Zoe

nessian 4ever

[zoe-carolina]

I would like to start off my review by stating that I received an E-Arc through Netgalley in exchange for my honest review.

Artifacts of an Ex by Jennifer Chen is a cute, quirky romance based in L.A. The main female lead, Chloe, has been uprooted from New York City and finds herself in a completely new community full of vibrant characters, eye opening art, and amazing food ( yum! ).

I went into this book blind, the cover completely drew me in and I knew that I didn’t need to know anything else. The opening of the book is just as charming as the cover suggests, giving you a main character that’s easy to relate to and has a typically positive outlook on her situation. Until her ex breaks up with her THROUGH THE MAIL!!!!

Now the character is relatable in a completely different way, showing a bit more of their insecurity and how negative their thoughts can be even when they’re doing amazing things with the friends that they’re making along the way.

At first, when Daniel was introduced, I thought he was going to be one of those totally cringe film bros, but I was pleasantly surprised by their charismatic dialogue and caring attitude towards their friends. I related to Daniel a bit more than Chloe in terms of getting used before people get back together with their ex. I also liked how this slowed the pace a little bit more, making it a bit of a slow burn.

This is a cute, fluffy romance that will make you grit your teeth and swoon within the same chapter. Parts of this book are absolutely tragic, creating a depth to this novel that draws you in and makes you want to finish it as soon as possible so you can find out how everything works out between Chloe and Daniel! ( I literally could not sleep until I knew they were endgame )

I would 100% recommend this to friends and family with common interests. Thank you for the opportunity!

#artifactsofanex #jenniferchen #netgalley

#netgalleyreview

[cgadzfna]

Compilation of deleted scenes from tdr (from now-deleted tweets from rfk)

(full credit to @rinezhabot on twitter for the original tweet and gathering the screenshots!)

[macaulaytwins]

female character: *is rude or evil or commits heinous deeds*

me, with stars in my eyes:

[snufflescribbles]

i love you insane, unhinged female characters who fuck everything up. i love you female rage that ruins everything else. i love you evil women who don't give a shit.

[luzdgratidao]

[tolerateit]

tumblrinas after reblogging 89 gifsets, posting 13 memes and saving 1k parallels and analysis posts about a middle aged man in their drafts

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

💀 💀💀💀💀 making memes about TBONA is my coping mechanism at this point

[jacksmylove]

"Stop flashing your fangs. I'm the only one who gets to bite her."

-Jacks. The Prince of Hearts.

Literally my favorite line in OUABH.

AND THE WAY HE NIPS HER AFTER!!! AH!!!

🍎 🦊🏹

[jacksmylove]

Saw this on Goodreads

[fadedpagesandworldstages]

╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Random Dialogue Prompts a set of original, generic, random dialogue starter prompts !

❝ sorry, i didn’t realize you could hear me. ❞ ❝ you need to stop interrupting my monologues. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize you could hear my inner monologues. ❞ ❝ who invited them ? ❞ ❝ who invited you ? ❞ ❝ well, well, look what the cat dragged in. ❞ ❝ you look dreadful. ❞ ❝ this is probably a terrible idea. ❞ ❝ who came up with this idea ? i have some strong words for them. ❞ ❝ that sounds like a ‘ you ’ problem. ❞ ❝ you’ve got to be joking. ❞ ❝ complaints are to be sent to the complaints department. no, that’s not the trash can, what are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ if you ask me, i’m a very trustworthy person. ❞ ❝ have i ever steered you wrong ? ❞ ❝ what could possibly go wrong ? ❞ ❝ how does getting ice cream sound right now ? ❞ ❝ no, we’re not getting takeout on the way home. ❞ ❝ i don’t know how much ice cream it will take to drown my sorrows, but it will probably be a lot. ❞ ❝ do you hear yourself ? ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? ❞ ❝ if i wake up to find that every cabinet and door in the house is open, that probably means it’s haunted, right ? ❞ ❝ i told myself not to spend all my money in one place, yet here i am. ❞ ❝ i saw the plushie and i had to have it, i’m sorry. would you like to give them a hug ? ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i’d probably listen to it. ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i probably wouldn’t listen to it. ❞ ❝ daisy chain making is so much harder than the stories make it seem. ❞ ❝ do you believe in miracles ? ❞ ❝ i’ve been waiting for so long to hear you say that. ❞ ❝ i missed you, you know. ❞ ❝ were you always this ( handsome / beautiful ) ? i think you’ve been holding out on me. ❞ ❝ if you’re always looking for the darkness, you’ll never find the light. ❞ ❝ magic is all around us. it always has been. ❞ ❝ shh. do you hear that ? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to bother you. ❞ ❝ are you busy ? i need to talk to you. ❞ ❝ here, let me hold you. i’ll protect you. ❞ ❝ look, a shooting star ! did you make a wish ? ❞ ❝ i’m here, okay ? i’m here. it’s alright. you’re safe with me. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know that you could sing. ❞

[wearelondonhq-deactivated202507]

Happy Meme Day!!! If you want to take part all you have to do is reblog this post. Remember if you reblog to send them out to EVERYONE who also does. Meme lasts from today until the next Monday (the 27th of February).

[filmchrist]

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[astraldemise]

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

[briileaf]

I have been thinking. about the creature

[urfriendlywriter]

short scenes/drabble starters:

( how did i write adorable ones in between murderous ones, lmao! feel free to use!! tag me when yall write!!)

we didn't mean to kiss. it was never supposed to happen.

"it's so dark i can't see you, here--hold my arm."

I'm being hunted down by a serial killer :)

"be brave for me, love"

"I'll kill you if you touch me."

^ "feisty, i like that :)"

"it was always meant to be you."

"..you were supposed to be dead."

"did you hear that?"

"sign it, and walk away from my life."

I broke his heart cause he was nice.

"i know you still love me.."

"you amuse me, [name]"

"it's hard to not want you, love."

"you can't see me. but i can see youu :)"

"where's the smile? they're going to think I'm holding you hostage, honey."

I woke up tied against a stranger's bed frame..

"you're awfully pretty Ms/Mr [name]."

"Careful, slow down, love. You're gonna burn your tongue."

"can i cross your boundaries just for the night?" (IM SENSING NASTY KSKSKS)

"you really think i won't choose you in a heartbeat?"

"if I'm causing you so much trouble, why won't you kill me?" "hahaha, honey, honey, i don't play games in the easy mode."

"you saved my life." "not a big d-" "no. you saved it."

"god, you're such a nuisance. come here.. i love you."

when i opened the door, i immediately wished i hadn't.

"i swear i didn't see you naked! i didnt even peek!!"

"i need your love, and your affection :)"

"would you acknowledge my feelings for you if i kissed you right now? you can't seem to take a damn hint, [name]"

"don't play dumb, you know what i want." "spell it out for me, baby."

"appreciate the view, honey." (whatever context yall want this in ;))

[bb-8]

@ oak

[urfriendlywriter]

gestures that makes me feel love:

(feel free to use the<33 2, 5,6, and 17 are lengg, do tag me when yall writee :) )

when they feed you the first bite

when they hug you from the back and wants to stay like that for a bit, it's just so comforting and healing!!!

staying away past their bed time, waiting for you to finish your work

slow dancing in the living room. with pjs.

knuckle kisses. SHOULDER KISSES. OKAY?? UGH♡

when they have a habit of bumping noses with you, that makes you giggle a little

always smiling in your presence :')

^ "how are you so smiling so hard right now?" "i find myself a little bit more happy when I'm with you. :)"

when they tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear while you talk

when they defend you in your absence

reaching out to hold your hands, always

keenly listens to you rant and vice versa

always so good with kids, and kids absolutely love them!!

sends you pictures and videos often and tells you how much they wish you were there with them

makes time for you. absolutely loves spending time with you!

lying in silence while cuddling snd realising how much their touch comforts you

shamelessly gets back rubs from you (if ure at that level, yall prolly should get married)

teases you on every occasion possible!

"If multi-verse exists, I hope to god, you're my soulmate in every one of them."

when they press kisses at the corners your lips. always.