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zoey dewilde. 17. slytherin. estp. – And all the people say, "You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being. With your face all made up, living on a screen– low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline."

[itsangmemories-blog]

Zoey DeWilde & Ryan Wells

“MERLIN’S BEARD ZOEY!”

Taken by Joshua Hastings

[nicole-kidman]

[brittany-snow]

[jennyspring]

[ryanwlls]

“You’re fun-sized? Is that munchkin talk for ‘small’?”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Call me a munchkin all you want-- but that won’t ever change the fact that I’m a munchkin that can kick your ass.”

[ryanwlls]

“I’m literally a foot taller than you.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"First you pick on me because I’m an alcoholic, now you pick on me because I’m fun-sized? Where are your manners, Ryry?”

[ryanwlls]

“Then why’d you ask? It’s such a hard question. Makes me question my whole existence.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"It was rhetorical my smol and precious son.”

[ryanwlls]

“… A man?”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"No shit, Sherlock.”

[ryanwlls]

Ryan gasped and put his hand to his chest. “How dare you make such a proposition? I am a respectable… gentleman.” He furrowed his brow. “Is it a bad thing I just had to think about saying I’m a man?”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Who are you sometimes?”

[ryanwlls]

“I’m just worried about you. Because I care.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"If you’re so worried, maybe you should be helping me finish this bottle.”

[ryanwlls]

“And you need help.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Are you shaming your best friend for being an alcoholic? How disgustingly rude of you.”

[mademoisellewxasley-blog]

“Well, I don’t drink— not anymore, but I’m sure we can have fun together even without me drinking.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Not anymore? Who hurt you, my gorgeous, blonde, mermaid-like friend?”

[jamesxpotterii-blog]

“Pretty please?” He asked with a pout.

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Well that was pretty polite, but do I really have to share my booze?”

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[mademoisellewxasley-blog]

Victoire chuckled shaking her head, “at least one of us is having fun right now.”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

"Nobody said you can’t have fun with me.”

[jamesxpotterii-blog]

“Yeah right, and the worst part is that you won’t share it right?”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

“Have you tried asking politely yet?”

[zoeydewilde-blog]

“Me? Drunk before midday? You’re ridiculous.”