[zoidiac]

the signs as middle schoolers

Aries: that one loud kid who shoves kids into lockers but tells good jokes sometimes

Taurus: that girl who's still WAY too into horses

Gemini: the kid who probably got teased for being short, talking fast, and telling jokes nobody gets

Cancer: the sweet kid who cries a lot and is nice to teachers

Leo: the sixth grader that wears too much AXE and hits on high schoolers

Virgo: the kid who takes note-taking VERY seriously and is friends with the librarian

Libra: the two-faced mean girl that always starts drama

Scorpio: the "goth" kid who has just discovered My Chemical Romance and thinks this makes them better than all the "preps"

Sagittarius: tells all the innocent kids what a blowjob is

Capricorn: the timid, quiet kid nobody pays attention to

Aquarius: thinks they are deep and intelligent because they drink their coffee black and wrote a poem about death once

Pisces: the kid who reads romance novels too much and wants to find their soul mate in middle school

[zoidiac]

ideeek if you do like squad asks but how would a leo, sag, libra and pieces be

pisces might feel a little left out at times but generally they all get along great!!!

[myastrologyblog]

Signs that probably have more in common than you think

Sagittarius- Capricorn

Both are competitive, brutally honest, adventurous people who keep their emotions on the inside.

Pisces- Leo

Both are romantic, proud and easy going people who can’t live without their friends and love to show off their romantic partners.

Taurus- Aquarius

Both are stubborn, grounded people with strong morals who love their alone time.

Virgo- Gemini

Both are inquisitive, intellectual learners who love to explore the world and other people.

Aries- Scorpio

Both are bold, protective and strong people who have more insecurities than they’ll let anyone know.

Libra- Cancer

Both seek romantic harmony, balance and appreciate good things people do for them and seek appreciation in return.

[zoidiac]

Horoscopes by MSI Song & Lyric ♪♫

Aries: My World - Everybody wants a piece of my world, everybody wants a piece of my... ass.

Taurus: Bite Your Rhymes - All my life, under the knife, kiss my ass, kissin' my wife, I said all my life under the knife makin' me so... metal. Don't forget I'm the shit 'cause I reign supreme in my own backyard.

Gemini: Molly - Molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why so when she went back in the bathroom she would never come outside. She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar.

Cancer: Played - I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did. So happy. I have lost my edge.

Leo: Frying Pan - Out of the frying pan and into the fire, no one knows me 'cept me and my mother. Out of the frying pan into my Mercedes, this is the dope shit for me n' my lady.

Virgo: Mark David Chapman - We all want to swindle kids out of their money, if you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it, you are so fucking lame.

Libra: What Do They Know? - For what it's worth, I'd do it again. With no consequence I will do it again. Hard up, so hunt me down (down, down), jump the gun, bust a cap, hit the ground.

Scorpio: Bomb This Track - I wanna take a chance deep in your underpants, all my little girls, everybody, kiss my ass. Bomb this track, disrespect, no regrets.

Sagittarius: Cocaine and Toupees - I've been frank enough and in the way I have returned it to yo yo yo you. My got me right where I want, my got me very very hot because it's ON.

Capricorn: This Isn't Good - All along I knew better and that was my first mistake. This isn't good and neither is this. Multi A, Multi B, Vitamins. Please save me a fucking spine 'cause I gave mine away.

Aquarius: Wack! - I wonder when I'll stop being good at this, was I ever good at this? I know it's shit but it is something I will not admit, too fucking bad for you. Me likes watching it go down in flames.

Pisces: Brooklyn Hype - No way in hell I can compete with this, I know I hit the bottom because all my friends are in it. Yo does it make y'nervous?

[astrologymarina]

[zoidiac]

what do you think of a cancer/scorpio or cancer/sagittarius pairing?

“pairing anon again but if it makes any difference, the cancer is female, scorpios are male and female, and sagittarius is female ?? thanks in advance”

cancer/scorpio - very great!!!!!!!!!! but cancer/sag - cancer should run lmao

and no, gender and sexuailty does not matter at all. 

[trashstrology]

The signs as hoes

art hoe: virgo, gemini, capricorn, leo

music hoe: aries, scorpio, pisces, aquarius

film hoe: libra, sagittarius, cancer, taurus

[zoidiac]

signs that think they know everything: aries, aquarius, pisces, gemini

signs that know they don't know shit: libra, sagittarius, cancer, capricorn

signs that actually know everything: virgo, scorpio, leo, taurus

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE A DADDY KINK

Leo

Cancer

Pisces

Scorpio

Taurus

Virgo

Libra

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Gemini

Capricorn

Aries

[zoidiac]

What your moon sign means

Your moon sign is what describes your inner monologue and thoughts.

Aries: grumpy.

Taurus: constantly complaining and making everything seem twice as bad as it is.

Gemini: can't ever make up your own mind.

Cancer: tries to find reason in everything.

Leo: "I'm still better than them"

Virgo: still complaining about everything.

Libra: "no one loves me. my life sucks."

Scorpio: super angry and always horny.

Sagittarius: low key is a complete mess.

Capricorn: miserable old man.

Aquarius: sexual.

Pisces: optimist.

To find out your moon sign visit Alabe.com/freechart

[zoidiac]

are an agender scorpio and an agender libra compatible at all?? i never see any posts that say they would work :(

not typically but that doesn’t mean it can’t work! 

[zoidiac]

how compatible would a female leo and male virgo be?

omg not good at all

[zoidiac]

How compatible is a Scorpio female and a Taurus Male ?

very! like 6/10

[zoidiac]

stereotypes for the signs

Aries: big tough bully who can crush your skull in two

Taurus: eats everything and does nothing

Gemini: two faced bitch with 100 friends

Cancer: over-sensitive confused little flower

Leo: egotistical attention whore

Virgo: anxiety ridden clean freak

Libra: flirts with literally everyone

Scorpio: dark mysterious sexual being

Sagittarius: little giggly person that's a mess inside

Capricorn: literally never smiles and is secretly satan

Aquarius: art school geek who's really kinky

Pisces: kawaii hippie person who watches anime all day and carries a knife with them

[zoidiac]

signs at a sleepover

aries: /at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"

taurus: hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.

gemini: "so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"

cancer: wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.

leo: "we should watch insidious"

virgo: /thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/

libra: the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.

scorpio: the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop

sagittarius: the one that won't stop laughing because apparently everything is funny past midnight

capricorn: is actually nocturnal and is on their phone the entire time

aquarius: /once everyone is finally quiet/ "do you think our entire universe is just a computer simulation and we are just a figment of some higher being's imagination"

pisces: /something makes a noise, no matter what it is/ "did you hear that holy shit"

[voguegrown-blog]

the “i dont want to ask for help even though i desperately need it” squad

aries, taurus, gemini, leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius

[zoidiac]

Problems in a long-distance aquarius/cancer realtionship??

aqua might accidentally ignore cancer too much