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I invaded that ass
GO THE FUCK AWF
His boys are loyal as hell
the real me
u r so qt
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the signs as bad blood supervillains
aries: arsyn, as played by selena gomez
taurus: homeslice, as played by martha hunt
gemini: slay-z, as played by gigi hadid
cancer: luna, as played by ellen pompeo
leo: knockout, as played by karlie kloss
virgo: cut-throat, as played by zendaya
libra: domino, as played by jessica alba
scorpio: mother chucker, as played by cara delevingne
sagittarius: catastrophe, as played by taylor swift
capricorn: the trinity, as played by hailee steinfeld
aquarius: headmistress, as played by cindy crawford
pisces: destructa x, as played by ellie goulding
the signs as iconic tweets
aries: @MarinasDiamonds: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked & upset.
taurus: @zaynmalik: Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!
gemini: @LanaDelRey: U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips
cancer: @zaynmalik: @Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?
leo: @kanyewest: kim doesn’t understand what a blessing I am to her
virgo: @rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no
libra: @justinbieber: If u didn’t get tickets to the believe tour find a way to sneak in lol
scorpio: @NICKIMINAJ: When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka
sagittarius: @KimKardashian: Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!
capricorn: @Real_Liam_Payne: I can promise I am not engaged this I can promise you. I’m only 17 I love green beans
aquarius: @ArianaGrande: @ItsGiovannaP Not for eating my own used tampon, that’s for damn sure.
pisces: @Louis_Tomlinson: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis
This makes me happy surprisingly
I like to think I’m an open-minded person and everyone’s opinions should be respected but then I remember that i have, on multiple occasions, deliberately avoided any form of contact with people once I discover they’re not a breakfast person. i don’t need that kind of negativity in my life
Fr evA speaks truth
the signs in one word
aries: crazy
taurus: stubborn
gemini: childish
cancer: bitchass
leo: arrogant
virgo: majestic
libra: why
scorpio: terrifying
sagittarius: f i n e
capricorn: sleepy
aquarius: heartless
pisces: no
Sam zoso jackson : new money
zoso
Today I fucked up...by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app
Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:
Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she’s a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they’re straight from Facebook. Because that’s how you convince somebody you’re real (not true).
Now normally I don’t accept propositions like this because I’m thinking “what’s the catch?” Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side…and since it’s right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it’s a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.
I show up. She shows up. She’s real. I’m surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I’m a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message “lol u get lost???”. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.
So I’m not saying it’s bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren’t attracted to them. It’s totally your decision. But I don’t think that’s the case…I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don’t think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I’m starting to think I’m not even mad…she didn’t steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.
And my heart.
you mcfreakin lost her