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Piercey aka pbears

[c-r-u-d-d-y]

I invaded that ass

[cocaineteas]

[holdmypurse]

GO THE FUCK AWF

[muertagirl-blog]

His boys are loyal as hell

[mysuckcess]

[averageslug]

the real me

[0ptimal-density]

u r so  qt

[drownedvictim]

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[zoinksomi]

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[matteastrology]

the signs as bad blood supervillains

aries:  arsyn, as played by selena gomez

taurus: homeslice, as played by martha hunt

gemini:  slay-z, as played by gigi hadid

cancer: luna, as played by ellen pompeo

leo: knockout, as played by karlie kloss

virgo: cut-throat, as played by zendaya

libra:  domino, as played by jessica alba

scorpio: mother chucker, as played by cara delevingne 

sagittarius: catastrophe, as played by taylor swift

capricorn: the trinity, as played by hailee steinfeld

aquarius:  headmistress, as played by cindy crawford

pisces: destructa x, as played by ellie goulding

[sickofmessy]

the signs as iconic tweets

aries: @MarinasDiamonds: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked & upset.

taurus: @zaynmalik: Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!

gemini: @LanaDelRey: U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips

cancer: @zaynmalik: @Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

leo: @kanyewest: kim doesn’t understand what a blessing I am to her

virgo: @rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no

libra: @justinbieber: If u didn’t get tickets to the believe tour find a way to sneak in lol

scorpio: @NICKIMINAJ: When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka

sagittarius: @KimKardashian: Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!

capricorn: @Real_Liam_Payne: I can promise I am not engaged this I can promise you. I’m only 17 I love green beans

aquarius: @ArianaGrande: @ItsGiovannaP Not for eating my own used tampon, that’s for damn sure.

pisces: @Louis_Tomlinson: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis

[teazier]

This makes me happy surprisingly

[protectionprotection]

I like to think I’m an open-minded person and everyone’s opinions should be respected but then I remember that i have, on multiple occasions, deliberately avoided any form of contact with people once I discover they’re not a breakfast person. i don’t need that kind of negativity in my life

[zoinksomi]

Fr evA speaks truth

[zoinksomi]

the signs in one word

aries: crazy

taurus: stubborn

gemini: childish

cancer: bitchass

leo: arrogant

virgo: majestic

libra: why

scorpio: terrifying

sagittarius: f i n e

capricorn: sleepy

aquarius: heartless

pisces: no

[skypestripper]

[nekomadudes-deactivated20150928]

[8wp8-blog]

Sam zoso jackson : new money

[endthefeds]

[lonelyidk]

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[8wp8-blog]

zoso

[cocaineteas]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today I fucked up...by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app

Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she’s a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they’re straight from Facebook. Because that’s how you convince somebody you’re real (not true).

Now normally I don’t accept propositions like this because I’m thinking “what’s the catch?” Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side…and since it’s right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it’s a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She’s real. I’m surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I’m a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message “lol u get lost???”. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.

So I’m not saying it’s bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren’t attracted to them. It’s totally your decision. But I don’t think that’s the case…I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don’t think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I’m starting to think I’m not even mad…she didn’t steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

[tinyrobins-remade-deactivated20]

you mcfreakin lost her