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@zomaeliet
can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
thank you wikipedia for this really good image
a helpful mnemonic for everyone
too good for tags
This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.
Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"
🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀
Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜
this came to me at 1 am, no apologies
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)
Transgender people are human too. Nothing changes that. Let people identify as what they want, mind your own business. They aren’t hurting anyone. You do not have the right to take away someone’s rights just because of what they identify as.
shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡
closet encounters part 2 electric boogaloo....
Could be Gayer
The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.
"hi my love, i'm on stream, so-"
"good."
your hiss is short, blunt, and it makes kenma's eyes bulge out of his skull in fear. he had his phone on speaker, assuming you would want to say hi to his viewers- apparently, he was wrong- and he looks at the scrolling chat in shock, as if trying to make sure that the way you're speaking to him really just happened. he pauses before clearing his throat, "uh... i think this might be something we should discuss off stream-"
"no," you snap. "i want the whole fanbase to hear this. everyone deserves an answer."
kenma feels his heartrate spike, blinking and gnawing his lip anxiously. his knee starts to bounce, your scold making him pout slightly because he didn't do anything wrong for once.
"what's going on?" he asks, helplessly.
you take a deep breath in. kenma watches his chat flow with comments, some comments comforting and others joining his confusion- there's another part of his comments that tell him how hot you sound angry, but his moderators will take care of them.
he hears you sigh in annoyance, "so i just wanna know, husband-" your word is laced with venom, and he shudders at the sound of it slipping from your mouth.
"-why the fuck your mii 'happy' to be married to my mii, and my mii thinks your mii is her soulmate?"
kenma can't help but snort, hand flying to his face to hide his amusement from you. immediately, the chat changes from discourse to laughter, emoji's and "LMAOOO"'s scrolling through in hoards.
he hears you huff a laugh, but you try to contain yourself to continue the bit, "like what is up with that? if we can't have stability in tomodachi life, how am i supposed to trust you in real life? i literally made you to perfection and you still don't want me, so..."
kenma's mouth opens and closes, trying to formulate words as his mind swirls with so much relief and endearment for you. he shrugs, "well clearly my mii lost his mind, so-"
"no, because why are you just 'happy' to be with me?" you ask, boredom and disinterest in his tone. "like what could she not be giving you?"
kenma pokes his tongue in his cheek, blushing at the fact that you, his wife, are so in love with him, you berate him on live internet about a counterpart he didn't even know existed. he swings back and forth in his chair as you scold him further.
"if your mii doesn't straighten out, i'm making shoyo fall in love with me," you threaten.
his face grows serious, "no... wait, no, i'll talk to him, do not go marry shoyo, i cannot compete with him-"
"then fix it," you growl. then, you huff, "i love you, dick head."
"i love you too, goddess," he assures.
you hang up the phone, and kenma slowly turns back to his stream. "no one saw anything," he commands. "that didn't just happen..."
his stream reminds him of all the clips they just took, teasing him for being in love with his wife so disgustingly. "whatever, you guys are just jealous, let's just get back in it-"
it didn't take long for kenma to be interrupted once again, this time by hinata shoyo making a post that made him thunk his head on the mic, little laughs breaking up the pause menu music.
hinata_msby21 @/gamerkdzkn heard your missus isn't jazzed with your mii right now.... @/gamerkdzknswife my mii's got flowers with your name on them 😉
"SHOYO STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!"
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
One year ago, trans women held an iconic topless protest outside the Scottish Parliament. I love it when trans women hold topless demonstrations. If they're arrested, the state must admit they're women. If they aren't, it exposes the obvious contradictions of defining trans women as legally male.
Now, a year later, Parliament has its first two transgender members, one of whom represents JK Rowling in Edinburgh. We can't attribute this momentum solely to the protest, but the direct action seems to have galvanized a new political movement of trans people across Scotland.
i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible
Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature
i don't think i'll ever forget when the boys' PE teacher so casually prompted me to join the other lads. there were no bells and whistles or some big grand gesture making a massive deal. he tret me like he would any other young lad. school was rough for me (like with most queer kids), so moments like these really shine. cheers, sir 🫡
i just ‘came out’ to my 10yo niece and i was trying to do it with kids terms, as one does with a child
after listening to me thoughtfully and carefully, this kid fucking turns around, looks me straight in the eyes and just says “Aunt Ness, what you’re telling me is that you’re a lesbian”
