Alfons Scholing

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Retired titan!

Retired titan!

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Retired! Yes! Really! Fucking brain dead fucking disease!

Retired! Yes! Really! Fucking brain dead fucking disease!

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RETIRED

RETIRED

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Oh ja, want jij kan natuurlijk pen en papier hacken, want ja, ja, jij logt in op een velletje A4 en kan dan zo op je scherm zien wat er gezegd wordt en horen en zien, want ja, dat velletje A4 heeft natuurlijk een microfoon en een camera, dus nou ja, je bent natuurlijk werelds allerbeste Hacker! Want bij mij thuis is alleen maar pen en papier aanwezig en de rest is stuk

Oh ja, want jij kan natuurlijk pen en papier hacken, want ja, ja, jij logt in op een velletje A4 en kan dan zo op je scherm zien wat er gezegd wordt en horen en zien, want ja, dat velletje A4 heeft natuurlijk een microfoon en een camera, dus nou ja, je bent natuurlijk werelds allerbeste Hacker! Want bij mij thuis is alleen maar pen en papier aanwezig en de rest is stuk

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RETIRED ASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE MODDERFOKKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

RETIRED ASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE MODDERFOKKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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STFU! I’m retired! Figure out your own shit! Okay! Bye!

STFU! I’m retired! Figure out your own shit! Okay! Bye!

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BUILD YOUR FRANCHISE™

The Modular Franchise Bible Generator Tagline:“From one idea to an entire universe.” 1. Core Philosophy The software is based on a principle: A franchise is not a story. A franchise is a system of connected creative modules. Every module contains: a purpose a description visual rules narrative rules production prompts expansion possibilities The user does not write a movie script…

BUILD YOUR FRANCHISE™

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RETIRED! Locking up! Leaving the key! Going home! Go fuck yourselves! Okay! I’m done! Finished! RE-fucking-TIRED

RETIRED! Locking up! Leaving the key! Going home! Go fuck yourselves! Okay! I’m done! Finished! RE-fucking-TIRED

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YOU CAN’T BUY NOTHING

Tagline:“You ignored him. You exploited him. You stole from him. But you can’t buy nothing.” Premise The protagonist is deliberately ordinary. Not handsome.Not ugly.Not rich.Not poor.Not charismatic.Not forgettable. He is statistically average in almost every visible way. A person the world instinctively overlooks. Because people assume he has no status, they project onto him whatever is…

YOU CAN’T BUY NOTHING

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NUMB IS THE WORD

Franchise Bible Genre Slow-burn social crime drama / philosophical mystery / urban human drama Format Long-form television saga7 seasons × 10 episodes60–90 minutes per episode Tone A European social epic about survival, dignity, invisible systems, and the forgotten agreements between people. A mixture of: community portrait detective story social manifesto philosophical drama economic…

NUMB IS THE WORD

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ROTTWEILER

Franchise Outline Bible A 3D Animated Adult Comedy Series Pitch for Comedy Central Title ROTTWEILER Tagline “Being angry at stupidity is easy. Remaining decent despite it is the real challenge.” Format Genre: Adult Animated Comedy / Satirical Late-Night Show / Social CommentaryFormat: Daily animated comedy programTarget Platform: Comedy CentralAudience: Adults 18–49, global comedy…

ROTTWEILER

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You are all dead to me!

PART I — THE WORLD, THE PHILOSOPHY, THE AESTHETIC (~1800 words) I. THE WORLD AS A NOTEBOOK OF CONCRETE AND NOISE The world of You’re All Dead to Me is not a setting.It is a structure — a living, breathing, collapsing system built from concrete slabs, network diagrams, graffiti‑coded warnings, and the scars of decades of intellectual shortcuts. This world is unmistakably Scholing: Brutalist…

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Bye!

Bye!

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Full body

Full body

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In 1337

In 1337

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You do understand English

You do understand English

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Fuck off! I’m retired!

Fuck off! I’m retired!