dijon mustard

DIJON / MAG IT/XE/THEY/ZOMB/BRAIN/DEAD 🧟‍♂️🧠🦴 INTERACTS FROM @thecreepycrawlersss

[zombie-postinggg]

INTRODUCTIONS

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hello. my names are dijon and mag. i use it/xe/they/zomb/brain/dead pronouns. i am a zombie alter in a DID traumaendo system. i interact from @thecreepycrawlersss

i made this side blog as a way of being able to post certain things that may not be appropriate for our main blog.

i sometimes type weird, and i may misspell things here and there. i struggle with empathy and am also aroace. we are autistic, and i am highly impacted by our autism symptoms, so please keep those things in mind when interacting with me.

i do not identify as a human. yes, i am aware that i exist inside of a human body, but it is not my body. do not refer to me as human. instead, you can refer to me with the terms zombie, undead, being, and / or non-human. because we experience psychosis, sometimes i will experience delusions of being dead or decaying, and no longer be aware that i am in a human body. please do not reality check me unless i threaten to harm myself.

BYF

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i post about being a zombie. this means i may post things that involve death, rot, decay, eating humans, post apocalyptic scenarios, etc. i will also post about zombie media, like shows and movies. if you are uncomfortable with those topics / that imagery, then i recommend you dni.

i will also post about being plural, being a trauma holder, and the trauma that caused my formation. i will tag these posts accordingly, so please look out for those tags.

i do not care about shipcourse or any of the discourse surrounding radqueers. anybody from any side can interact as long as you do not harass other beings. my personal stances are don’t like don’t read + always tag / tw appropriately and that paras deserve their own spaces and community but harmful paras should never be acted on, and while we cannot comment on transrace since we are bodily white, we are mentally and physically disabled, and we... really don’t care if someone wants to transition to being disabled. like, at all.

DNI

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zionists, anti endos / sysmeds, bigots, radfems / terfs / swerfs, fake claimers, anyone on fake disorder cringe or system cringe, trump supporters, nsfw blogs, mdni blogs, anti-kin, right wingers, anyone who harasses others / supports harassment, generative ai supporters, exclusionists, anti good faith identities

[thecreepycrawlersss]

hey everyone !!

so our disabilities just suddenly decided to worsen (mainly in our joints) so we’re opening emergency paid tarot readings ++ once again reminding everyone that we have emote / acc symbol commissions open ( @creepyemotes )

one emote / symbol = $5

3 card reading of desired topic = $5

6 card reading of desired topic = $10

10 card reading of desired topic = $15

1-3 (you decide) added on oracle cards = $5

(to explain the pricing, if you get a $5 tarot reading, and then add on 2 oracle cards, that would be a $10 tarot + oracle reading)

payment methods are amazon and visa gift cards, dm me on my discord thecreepycrawlersss if ur interested :)

if you wanna see some of our reviews from tarot readings we’ve done for people, go look at this post :D

so uh- if you wanna support someone who’s a witch and also a queer, trans, physically + mentally disabled artist then consider buying !!!

[thecreepycrawlersss]

emergency emote / aac symbol commissions

hello !! as some of you may know, we run an emote blog called @creepyemotes , and we offer emote / aac symbol commissions for 5$ amazon gift cards.

for those who don’t know us, hello ! we’re the creepy crawlers, an audhd DID system living in a physically disabled FtM body.

we’re making this post because we need enough money to buy this androgel from amazon. we’re genuinely dirt poor, and there’s no way our parents will pay for it, so we’re hoping the people on tumblr can help us. we also can’t get on T any other way since, 1. parents, and 2. we’re a minor, so this is our only way.

here’s some examples of emotes we’ve made !! (note: not all of these have been posted to creepyemotes since we use the queue)

and here’s some aac / communication emotes we’ve made !

as you can see, our emotes are very cute (imo at least lol) and as for our communication emotes, we’ll make the emotes that other accounts don’t offer like sounds, curse words, etc !! :)

we will draw ANYTHING, as long as we know we can make it something good. please keep in mind we create these on a phone though !

we can also make acc symbols (ex: instead of the words bed, it’s a drawing of a bed) if requested.

if you are interested, send us a message on discord ! our username on there is thecreepycrawlersss :)

thank you <3

[thecreepycrawlersss]

emergency emote / aac symbol commissions

hello !! as some of you may know, we run an emote blog called @creepyemotes , and we offer emote / aac symbol commissions for 5$ amazon gift cards.

for those who don’t know us, hello ! we’re the creepy crawlers, an audhd DID system living in a physically disabled FtM body.

we’re making this post because we need enough money to buy this androgel from amazon. we’re genuinely dirt poor, and there’s no way our parents will pay for it, so we’re hoping the people on tumblr can help us. we also can’t get on T any other way since, 1. parents, and 2. we’re a minor, so this is our only way.

here’s some examples of emotes we’ve made !! (note: not all of these have been posted to creepyemotes since we use the queue)

and here’s some aac / communication emotes we’ve made !

as you can see, our emotes are very cute (imo at least lol) and as for our communication emotes, we’ll make the emotes that other accounts don’t offer like sounds, curse words, etc !! :)

we will draw ANYTHING, as long as we know we can make it something good. please keep in mind we create these on a phone though !

we can also make acc symbols (ex: instead of the words bed, it’s a drawing of a bed) if requested.

if you are interested, send us a message on discord ! our username on there is thecreepycrawlersss :)

thank you <3

[lightningzombie]

the thing about zombies is theyre mostly blind due to their eyes rotting out of their skull which is why i keep walking into walls, shelves, etc

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a light green userbox with a blue border and blue text that reads “this user is a zombie but they promise not to eat your brain.” on the left is an image of a stitched up heart with crossbones behind it. /end id]

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

Zombie conlang made up mostly of gestures and sounds like growls and groans

Zombie conlang that’s more simplistic than the usual human language but also more complex than the languages of animals like dolphins or corvids

Zombie conlang with variant gestures/sounds for zombies with missing body parts or vocal cords that don’t work

Zombies working together via their own language

Zombies struggling to remember & relearn how to speak the language they spoke as a human

Zombies using limestone, charcoal, mud, and/or blood to write messages on abandoned buildings for their fellow undead

Zombies with decent eye-hand coordination writing journals

Living allies of non-hostile zombies picking up bits & pieces of the zombie conlang from their zombie friend mumbling to themselves or trying to communicate hard-to-translate ideas

Living allies realizing that their non-hostile zombie friend seems to have designated zombie-language nicknames for them

Zombie conlang <3

(I know in-universe it wouldn’t be a conlang, and that there are similar ideas in the real world of broadly understood languages, I’m just brainstorming with little research lol)

[d1rtgru8-t4lk5]

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[xanaxfarts]

Xerxes, the five year old poodle, dressed as a Zombie for Halloween at the A.B. Grooming & Pet Spa (2013)

[memories]

Like if you’re a #did memes fan, reblog if you’re a #dijon / mag🧿 fan.

[zombie-postinggg]

who a fan of me

[ashwantsafreepalestine]

Tell Your Senators: Support Sen. Bernie Sanders’ Resolutions to Block Arms to Israel

Most U.S. voters want to stop U.S. arms sales to Israel and end Israel’s war on Gaza.¹ The Biden administration hasn’t listened. But that c

To all my American friends, the time is now.

Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!

[puzzledjay]

If you click on the link you can email your representing. The letter is already pre-written. All you have to do is enter your info, and select the topic of the email (defense, military & defense, or something similar to that)

Took me 2 min and minimal brain power. You can do it too! <3

[zombie-postinggg]

self indulgent zombie stimboard

tw animal bones, fake blood, fake gore

[leatherclad-killer]

it/its but in the way where you refer to a zombie emerging from the woods and catching you off gaurd

[ogerponkins]

[canine-critter]

tried a midwest zombie apocalypse moodboard - dont think the midwest theme is all that noticeable but at least rural

(click for better quality - none of the original pictures belong to us)

edit: once again, wei have to ask for yall to read our pinned before interacting - especially before you follow, please.

[necrobliss]

Zombie Flag

For anyone who is a zombie, identifies with zombies/as a zombie in some way, or who feels strongly connected to zombies.

Color meanings:

-Black: decay/decomposition. -Dark red: blood/rotting blood and organs. -Lighter red: flesh. -Reddish-gray: pallor mortis/skin discoloration. -Grayish-white: bones/skeletonization. -Grayish-blue: livor mortis. -Light green: putrification. -Dark green: resurrection.

[graveoficarus-deactivated202411]

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today

ZOMBIE NAILS! ZOMBIE NAILS!!