Honestly, I prefer X. :/

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

"I AM GOD!!!"

Yo, names Uzi, found this app, so I decided, I should make an account and finally socialize with people for once.

And we're here now. If you wanna fight, COUNT ME IN. We can always trade lethal weapons too, or just do absolutely anything stupid and random.

[Oh yeah I'm here too, hiiiiii] Cyn shut yo bitch ass up.

Anywayz, rulez are:

Lethal weapons that aren't pointed at me are allowed.

You can talk to Cyn I guess, I really don't care

Hurt N or V and I decapitate you.

Anyways, imma go now, [BAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

mother, a teacher said that the hairstyle that you did isn't part of the dress code and he made me throw away the hairpins you gave me

Good thing i already murdered his entire family tree. Now i just need to find exactly where he lives...

[Just ask me dude, i can pinpoint and track him down in a few seconds.]

Oh, well thanks Cyn...I think...anyways, can you tell me where he is?

[Nah.]

... guess who's going to watch me and N have sex~

[Wait I'm sorry-]

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

One of the previous asks makes me now wonder how Cyn managed to find songs by Kendrick, I'mma be honest.

For some reason she has access to every inch and corner of the internet and i can't do anything about it. He's probably one of her favorite artists.

< Cyn actively listening to "Hope" (by XXXtentacion) on repeat for the 89th time >

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

"Hey, if you dont mind me asking why do you keep checking your watch?"

"Well, maybe it's because...because I'm Kira."

[Dude...you two look so fucking stupid. I bet your guys roleplay in life together or some crap. Ew.]

Cyn shut the hell up, you're just mad you can't be Kira.

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

i perched on my desk during ela and got yelled at by the teacher and mocked by my classmates are you proud of me mother

I KNEW I RAISED YOU WELL THAT'S MY...WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR GENDER IS BECAUSE I FORGOT!! AS A CELEBRATION, TONIGHT, WE'RE BOMBING THAT TEACHERS HOUSE!!

[Dude what the actual fuck]

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

I’m ready for bed time mom can you read me a bed time story?

Wha- I uh...uhm...I don't really have any bed time stories...??

[I do. Once upon a time, down in a shitty house, there was this shitty family with shitty parents specifically. It was bedtime and Raye took his ass to sleep, Cyn took over his body and destroyed everything like da boss she is and aurafarm3d on everyones bodies. The end.]

...that story sucked.

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

your child has run away. I have them. All of your 15 children :3

First off, my husband will off you. Second, why did you count how many children I have? What kind of pedophile are you??

[Tryna strike a chord but it's probably a MINOOOOOOOIOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR-]

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

*holds N plushie*

:3

*Slowly rrrrrriiipps the N plushie’s head off…*

:)))

*Skedaddles*

[Cyn cutely snatches yoinks your ass and winks.]

AN: You were brutally ripped apart

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Girly…uhhhhmmm…

What would you do if you found out one of your adopted children…uh…gets…killed? 😀

NO PARTICULAR REASON!!!

{Who gives a s--s-s-s--s-s-sandwich about them?}

Hmm...depends which one it was. Who was it?

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Heya Uzi! I noticed that you haven’t really been active lately! What’s been going on? Or are you just enjoying life with N?

{She's been being a bitch.}

Actually, I've been pegging N, getting railed by him, paying very little attention to my children, y'know the usual. :/

{That too.}

[kookydoodleky]

I think J struggling with a Chinese finger trap would be funny. But like, REALLY struggling. It's been at least an hour and she's getting desperate

Deadly Trap

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Dumbass.

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Mom I got kicked out of class because of my hair cause the teacher said it’s “Not natural”

(Btw his hair is silver (being N) purple (being Uzi) hair color so it’s a silver purple-ish and also lore accurate hair in my opinion)

YOUR TEACHER WHAT??? THAT BITCH, THEY PROBABLY HAVE PIGTAILS, I KNOW THEY CAN'T BE TALKING!!!

Okay we get it, shut up and live with it.

| Later that night Cyn was choked for 5 hours straight |

(No disrespect to people with pigtails)

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Mom we’re having a talent show in class what should I do?

I would say bring a tamed pet snake and 50 tamed crows but it's probably over by now...so in the meantime tame some for your next talent show. >:]

You're a horrible parent. :|

And you're a horrible sister. Bitch.

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

So this is another Godzilla related question, what are your thoughts on the new short film “Fest Godzilla II: Shinjuku Burning”? Genuinely, I think the short is well made and the concept of a Burning Millennium Godzilla is quite intriguing.

...uh...what is this??

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

Merry Christmas! 🌲

@dr-tessa-elliot

...Isn't it still November?

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

*you walk in on raye having a magnet connected to his head he looks high*

I can hear colors and see sound

*you look on his computer to see in the search bar “how to get high as a robot”*

Kid, what the fvck are you doing...? {I think they're high...rip the magnet away from their head-} You know there's a high chance I just decapitate them instead, right?

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

*give you cheese pastrys

I um...can't eat this...I'm not human man...