Im just waiting for the zombie apocalypse

[zombiehunter04]

Me: The Twinkies are gone.

Hubby: Really? I only had one.

Me: .......

Hubby: .......

Me: *walks away, wipping crumbs from my face*

[zombiehunter04]

My inner fat girl likes to stash goodies

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I had a dollar for every time a women found me unattractive, they’d find me attractive by now.

[tastefullyoffensive]

At least there’s cake. (via DerrikLue)

[ruinedchildhood]

[zombiehunter04]

I hate fish but I know my hubby loves fish. So when I'm looking for new recipes to try out, I always save recipes that have fish and surprise him with a new meal with his favorite food

[zombiehunter04]

I'm not for abortion but I'm not against it either. Watching "If These Walls Could Talk" really opened my eyes about this whole situation. With abortion becoming illegal, there's going to be alot of unwanted babies being born, babies born into abuse, neglect, babies are going to be abandoned, there will be babies born with drug dependencies. It breaks my heart knowing this is going to happen to helpless little humans who had no choice or say in anything. Women are already fighting for equality, they shouldn't be fighting for something that's there choice to make.

[zombiehunter04]

I once saw my mom grab the biggest piece of chocolate cake & sit down with her work out book.

[zombiehunter04]

So I have a question. There not allowed to teach religion in schools, so is it appropriate to be celebrating Christmas in the schools? 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

[zombiehunter04]

A millennial edition of Life where you work all the time but never have money for anything

[spyroflame0487]

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[zombiehunter04]

What's love?

When your both comfortable with popping each other's pimples. You even ask for them to pop the ones you can't reach or see

[zombiehunter04]

I don't think I can handle Jon Snow dying again. It was to much the first time

[zombiehunter04]

We would have some extra money but we had to pay the stupid power bill, stupid responsibilities

[sixpenceee]

Parents should understand that their children did not grow up in the same place that they did and therefore don’t necessarily have the same beliefs/values.

[d-rowning]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 

[lavidaesdecuadritos]

LOOOOOUDER

[recognizes-blog]

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.