This Road Trip Calls for a Joke-of-the-Day Book!

How many jokes will it take to drive Joel crazy? Through proven science, I will uncover this mystery!

[timerotten-deactivated20140925]

❝I take it you’ve made some successful findings?❝

[zombieprankster]

"I'm not exactly a fountain of fashion. Need clothes that can handle all the ick and zombie."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

          “So rather’n try and make it to the Fireflies before winter hits,                    you’d be much happier standin’ around here rattling off dumb jokes.”

[zombieprankster]

"If all else fails, we can find a dog and build a dog sled. We can sled all the way to the Fireflies!"

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

            “Sure don’t feel very fun right now.                   But I am sure you take pride in the work you’ve done,                          which includes wastin’ our time.”

[zombieprankster]

"Joel, there is nothing I am more proud of than wasting our time."

[timerotten-deactivated20140925]

❝Alright— you’re welcome call it what you will.    But I don’t suppose the means of how I got it matters now that it’s been done.❞

[zombieprankster]

"Well, I don't blame you for taking it. Hard to pass up some nice clothes if you see 'em."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

              “Did fine without you for the last twenty years.                       Certainly had less headaches.”

[zombieprankster]

"I'm sure those twenty years were lame. And an Ellie-headache is a good headache. A fun headache."

[zombieprankster]

Joke of the Day #2

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

[runxlittleone]

     “I don’t know—Why?”

[zombieprankster]

"Because he wanted a balanced diet."

[timerotten-deactivated20140925]

❝Hmm. 

I’ve got to say, you seemed to hit it right on the marker with that one. But I wouldn’t exactly claim it to be stolen. More like— borrowed, without the particular need of returning it.❞

[zombieprankster]

"That sounds like you stole it."

[zombieprankster]

runxlittleone started following you

"Ok, ok. Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?"

[zombieprankster]

fromprophecy started following you

"That's a nice dress. Who'd you steal it from?"

[zombieprankster]

firefly-girl-riley started following you

"Hey, Riley. Quick question: what did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?"

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

               “They also don’t have a smart-mouthed teenage girl                  runnin’ her mouth off every goddamn opportunity.”

[zombieprankster]

"Admit it, you'd be lost without me. Or just super bored."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

             “Must be nice not havin’ a care in the world.”

[zombieprankster]

"The infected must be pretty happy, then. Don't see them worrying all that much. And you definitely don't see them complaining about my jokes."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

A long suffering sigh.

         ”What’d I ever do to deserve this?”

[zombieprankster]

"Obviously something pretty great if you got stuck with me."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

              “Are you even capable of takin’ anything seriously?”

[zombieprankster]

"No, not even a little bit."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

             “It ain’t when there’s infected               and lord knows what else crawling around.               I swear I am going to throw that thing               into a ditch if I see it out again.”

[zombieprankster]

"The infected need some culture. Funny jokes will lighten things up."

[hisbrokenwatch-blog]

                  “Ellie—put that thing away before I throw it away.                                      Now’s not the time for that.”

[zombieprankster]

"It's always time for joke time."