straight from the grave!

omfg what am i doing -mod

[zombiescout-lmao]

Eyy yello! Aint this bit weird to ya, ey? Talkin' with the dead and whatnot? Dont worry youll certainly get used to it!

Oh? Ya got questions? Well whatcha waiting for?! Ask right away!

Mod here ( @lampinspectingmoth )

Please end me

[zombiescout-lmao]

*shoots a harpoon through your eye*

AH! DA HELL MAN?? WHATS YA PROBLEM?!

[zombiescout-lmao]

How was it like being dead?

Strange thas for sure, there aint exactly many words ta describe being dead. But it was dark for a while

[thenumberonerascal]

I hope you know there are two zombies in your area and they are dating each other

@zombiescout-lmao and @zombiesniper-lol

what the frick is a zombie

[zombiescout-lmao]

A dead yet living person

[thenumberonerascal]

get a load of this guy

[zombiescout-lmao]

Why should they get a load of me anyways? Im jus an undead guy

Who even allowed ya to be on the team anyways? Youre a freakin child

[thenumberonerascal]

I hope you know there are two zombies in your area and they are dating each other

@zombiescout-lmao and @zombiesniper-lol

what the frick is a zombie

[zombiescout-lmao]

A dead yet living person

[zombiescout-lmao]

Mods way too scared to interact with people help

[doctors-doves]

The birds would like some new people to interact with

Please reblog if you are within the tf2 community and are comfortable with Medic’s doves visiting your blog

[the-lime-scunt]

Dude the zombie scout admitted he was gay and got a boyfriend

Admit your gay youll start to get bitches

woah woah woah

is dat a trick...

DIS HAS GOTTA BE A TRICK

[zombiescout-lmao]

Ehhh.. thas like half true

I sorta admitted i was gay? It was really by confessin to the zombie snipes and getting together with em

[the-lime-scunt]

damn...

I AINT GAY. dese DUM DUMS keep thinkin I AM

[zombiescout-lmao]

Even i doubt that

Ya sound just like me when i was denying liking boys

[the-lime-scunt]

well-

SCREW YEW AND.. AND YER DUMB AND A NERD

[zombiescout-lmao]

Whateva ya say, man

I wish ya luck with the allegations because ya aint gatta beat em

[the-lime-scunt]

Dude the zombie scout admitted he was gay and got a boyfriend

Admit your gay youll start to get bitches

woah woah woah

is dat a trick...

DIS HAS GOTTA BE A TRICK

[zombiescout-lmao]

Ehhh.. thas like half true

I sorta admitted i was gay? It was really by confessin to the zombie snipes and getting together with em

[the-lime-scunt]

damn...

I AINT GAY. dese DUM DUMS keep thinkin I AM

[zombiescout-lmao]

Even i doubt that

Ya sound just like me when i was denying liking boys

[the-lime-scunt]

Dude the zombie scout admitted he was gay and got a boyfriend

Admit your gay youll start to get bitches

woah woah woah

is dat a trick...

DIS HAS GOTTA BE A TRICK

[zombiescout-lmao]

Ehhh.. thas like half true

I sorta admitted i was gay? It was really by confessin to the zombie snipes and getting together with em

[zombiescout-lmao]

er..hey pal! ya wanna join da actual scoutlings blog? Me n Blu are makin it, so dm for the login to ya know join it

- @the-green-scout

Eh, ill pass on that

[Mod here, im not sure when you sent this but i mustve been on another account then because i did not get a notification for it :')]

[zombiescout-lmao]

i will provide no context.

What in the workd is happenin here? I... is- is that the BLU Medic somewhere in there or am i tripping?

[zombiescout-lmao]

have an image of the cat that visits me. my parents call her mun, which roughly translates to ebony in vietnamese :D

(Srry it took me such a long time to answer this i was busy with shit)

Oo! Thasa pretty cool name for a cat! As much as i dont quite know what ebony means

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Dont tell me that @zombiescout-lmao is also one of your sons 💀

Merde. Time to go check.

[zombiescout-lmao]

Aint no way youre my dad

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Well…

Was your father absent during your childhood?

[zombiescout-lmao]

Ehhhh...

Yyyyye...

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Well.

It’s been a while, son.

[zombiescout-lmao]

There

There aint no way youre my dad-

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Dont tell me that @zombiescout-lmao is also one of your sons 💀

Merde. Time to go check.

[zombiescout-lmao]

Aint no way youre my dad

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Well…

Was your father absent during your childhood?

[zombiescout-lmao]

Ehhhh...

Yyyyye...

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Dont tell me that @zombiescout-lmao is also one of your sons 💀

Merde. Time to go check.

[zombiescout-lmao]

Aint no way youre my dad

[zombiesniper-lol]

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiescout-lmao]

Heck yea!! I love burgers!

[zombiesniper-lol]

Noice. I'll find us a place, and I will be paying, alroight?

*he gives zombie scout a kiss on the forehead* Consider this a date, maybe?

[zombiescout-lmao]

Sounds good with me!!!

(Dudes so fking excited)

[zombiesniper-lol]

*and so they got burgers by literally scaring the shit of the employees* So, how's it?

[zombiescout-lmao]

I freakin loved it!!! Did you see the look on the employees? freakin Priceless!

(Zombie Scouts practically shaking with happiness)

[zombiesniper-lol]

*he chuckles as he saw how happy his boyfriend is. He pat his head and continue eating his burger*

[zombiescout-lmao]

(Zombie Scout hugged the Zombie Sniper, kissing his cheek)