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evilnicegirl

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

murraysiskind-deactivated202406

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

valtsv

good morning girls let's cut off this hydra's head

valtsv

oh no

valtsv

oh no no no no no no no no no

anukfilli

atruedonaldist

bambistjames

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

teaboot

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

calameowri-deactivated20251204

see the problem with saying "addicts could ruin your bathroom" as a defense for paid bathrooms is that

1 paying customers can also do that. they do.

2 employees can also do that. they do

3 addicts are human beings also and are not some unique unrestrained evil

ms-demeanor

I finally reached critical mass and was forced to search the words "angel numbers" and I believe I'm entitled to compensation.

ms-demeanor

wikipedia: "the creator has disavowed the concept, says they are fake and she regrets writing about them"

me: yaaaay

wikipedia: "and become a born-again evangelical christian"

me: noooooooooo

ms-demeanor

this is one of the things that is going to destroy the world and I'm not kidding.

ms-demeanor

Last weekend I ended up talking to several people about the uptick of left-wing conspiracism and the really, really, really frustrating thing about it is that the root of it is the desire to believe that the universe has a will, meaning, or purpose.

Which is incorrect, but people get mad when you tell them that.

(obligatory "your life has a meaning if you want it to and you can live in meaningful ways but that is entirely subjective and there is no plan to fulfill or balance to achieve")

ms-demeanor

This is your reminder that nothing is a sign from the universe because the universe doesn't have the agency to give signs.

If you are waiting for a sign from universe in order to make a decision, try sitting down and writing a pro/con list.

This is, however, your sign from me to unclench your jaw, do some chin tucks, and drink some water because whatever care that exists in the universe comes from us and even though magic isn't real I do still want you to feel well and be healthy and experience wonder and shared joy. Just for shit that's real.

funkyness

performative man, pick me girl, can we go back to calling people pretentious posers

actuallygomezaddams

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

byjove

to raise money, Wikipedia should do that thing CNN did where they sold shirts with headlines on them. I would kill for a shirt that had the article title and Wikipedia layout for Homosexuality in Medieval Europe

evilnicegirl

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

jame7t

women & bitches love my cavern

cryptotheism

Can you shut up about your cavern

jame7t

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

cryptotheism

Dog where the fuck am I

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

we're running out of scenarios I fear

shadow-wizard-moneygang

the booktok scenarios are now becoming.....ADA compliant?

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Let’s bond over OSHA regulations

pope-is-crying

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

jacketslutjayse

gallusrostromegalus

Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.