hargrievances

no incest; please read my abt + byf | [icon ID: a picture of God (from the show) overlaid with a trans pride flag. /end ID]

[zontiky]

[this blog is inactive]

incest shippers die by my fists

[zontiky]

ok i watched tua4 episode 1 here are my thoughts

man what the hell

i did like how this episode paralleled a lot of s1e1. very nice. id have to check but just going off memory im pretty sure not only did the beats parallel a lot, but specific shots too. eating it up

another cult plot? ok. whatever

10/10 for everyone being joyless and washed up

klaus and claire being close was cute! my dad thought klaus being paranoid about death now that he's lost his powers was cool

seeing viktor/elliot page's transition was. really fucking awesome. his voice especially was really great to hear. happy for him + secondhand euphoria i guess

luther putting on the helmet -> strip club was hysterical unfortunately i was watching the episode with my parents. but it was so good

idk i think the new villains could be interesting but my dad's already watched the whole season and based on his reviews my hopes aren't high

swag. happy that this show is finally wrapping up and i'll be free of it forever

[zontiky]

2023 and some of u still cant spell dolores properly?

[zontiky]

oh what the fuck i havent been on here in ages

[abrilk]

Oh yes! I'm also obsessed with TUA (mostly the comic)

This is from an AU were Five didn't eat Carmichael and he keeps working at the Temps Aeternalis (he needs to release his murderous needings). The only difference is that AJ makes him wear cute outfits for every work, in his own words 'to go disguise as a kid is easier to get the job done'

[zontiky]

[ID: Digital art of Five and Carmichael from the Umbrella Academy comics. Carmichael is drawn from the waist up, one hand behind his back, and the other raised and holding a cigar. Five is drawn in full body in front of him, holding two smoking pistols and wearing a blue and white sailor school uniform. His expression has wide eyes and a pursed mouth. The background is teal. /end ID]

[zontiky]

my follower count has dropped a lot since i last opened this blog... nature is healing ❤️

[non-plutonian-druid]

~I'm baaaaaack~

And as you probably don't remember, I made a poll like... probably over a month ago about which card I should do next. Death won, and i have honored that win.

[ID: a The Umbrella Academy-themed tarot card, illustrated in a way that is supposed to resemble the style of the comics (though how well that is achieved is up for debate). It is Death, featuring an illustration of Hazel and Cha Cha, wearing their cartoon animal masks and each holding a gun. End ID.]

[zontiky]

god all of s3 really fucking felt like a fever dream. i already forgot lila's fake kid existed and then i remembered he fucking died. what the fuck

[zontiky]

u guys better fucking vote five or im going to lose my mind. i swear to fucking god. benoit blanc cannot even compare to the sheer boomer energy five radiates. if they were put in a room together blanc would be flat on the floor trying to protect himself from five's boomer aura. fuck this bitch of an earth five BETTER win

[boomerbracket]

ROUND ONE A

Benoit Blanc (Knives Out) VS Five Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Benoit Blanc

Five Hargreeves

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[zontiky]

[ID: banner with Benoit Blanc on one side and Five Hargreeves on the other side. There's text that says "VS" between them. /end ID]

[zontiky]

this blog is officially going inactive for the time being, im not deleting it yet but thru a series of bullshit steps im removing it from my own account so . see u guys when s4 drops maybe, u can follow my main @ peachygos

[greelin]

best storylines are the ones where the wildest most off-the-wall shit occurs, one thing after another, unrelenting, and then at the end you realize it’s been happening over the course of like.. just a week. everyone’s been having a HELL of a week in that universe. that shit was happening on a thursday. of all days.

[zontiky]

very enjoying all the people in my notes rn silently liking my posts. i feel like a celebrity

[zontiky]

no wait genuinely if any of u are still on the "wah wah this sibling was mean to that sibling so sibling #1 is a terrible irredeemable person and sibling #2 is a poor baby that must be protected" bullshit. grow up. lol

[zontiky]

no im like actually a little disappointed i thought there'd be more cool ben fics :(

[zontiky]

DUDBDUDBJDS NOT PEOPLE STILL BEING STUCK ON BEN BEING A CUNT TO KLAUS, BE REAL!!!!! LMFAO AHIANSJSNA THEYRE MUTUALLY CUNTY PLEASE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS KLAUS IS NOT A PERFECT BABY I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE WE BOTH DIE

[zontiky]

succumbed to temptation went into the ao3 tag etc etc WHY isn't anyone writing ben #6 + ben #2 identity angst or whatever. i thought at least some people would have taste. come on