be humble and happy.

Zooey Deschanel. Zooooooo-ey.

[iaamz-deactivated20180415]

For sure. We’d skip straight to best friends status. And then go to Starbucks in celebration.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I'm probably old enough to be your mother. But yes!

[bendyduckcrumbleface]

So can I! Food is an absolute weakness of mine. I genuinely cannot resist it.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

Sometimes the best part of my day is when my pomegranate opens nicely.

[lovatodemi-deactivated20210531]

Wishful thinking can be a good thing, I suppose.

So how have you been, Anal Girl?

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I have been very, very good lately, Perfectly Adequate. What about you? FIll me in. I feel like you're a stranger.

[iaamz-deactivated20180415]

Best way to start a friendship, just move in with each other. We’d have the coolest house ever.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

Exactly. I think the best way to bond is just move in with each other.

[hciditurncr]

You can’t forget wine or any other alcoholic drink in all honesty.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I cannot forget about wine. Or alcohol. They plague my every day thoughts.

[bendyduckcrumbleface]

So am I! People can convince me to do just about anything, providing there’s something tasty on offer.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I think I can be wooed to do just about anything if someone wags a pastry dessert at me.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

[text]: An actual date where I bring you flowers and hold the door open for you and hold your hand. All the cheesy shit. Not tomorrow though cause what a nightmare that would be. Whenever you want after that though.

[text] A real life date with flowers. That's everything I could have ever wanted, dear.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

[text]: I miss you too babe. I need to take you out.

[text] like a real life date?

[britney-timberlake]

This totally sounds like something I would say. Well, except the last part. The world peace and Starbucks though… yes, yes, yes! Oooh, you know what I think would be really cool? If we could have Starbucks at our own home. Like…. Starbucks robots making delicious beverages and stuff like that. Gosh, that would be so good!

[zoooooeydeschanel]

But I have this theory that one day robots will take over the world. Maybe I'll luck out and get a good robot that doesn't have destructive tendencies.

[shayofc-blog]

  I also want all three. So I’m right there with ya. Haha.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

There's probably more that i want, but, it's really those as my top three.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

[text]: Are you enjoying the week off from filming or do you miss me too much?

[text] I miss you too much.

[hciditurncr]

That sounds like heaven. Good god if there was a way you could get it all for free it would be a bonus. Now you can’t forget wine too!

[zoooooeydeschanel]

Oh, honey, I never forget the wine.

[bendyduckcrumbleface]

I want to know why Starbucks doesn’t deliver. Sometimes I want a really fucking good cup of tea or coffee with little effort on my part, and without having to put trousers on. Is that just too much to ask?! World peace and wine is pretty good too. Especially wine, actually. What does that say about me, I’m more tempted by Starbucks or wine than world peace? I sound like a terrible Westerner. Maybe I am!

[zoooooeydeschanel]

i am tempted by just about everything that tastes good, to be honest. Coffee, tea, pizza, pasta, mm, pasta.

[ninasexytannedbitch]

I support the idea. Why can’t be that possible?

[zoooooeydeschanel]

Because the world isn't fair.

[lovatodemi-deactivated20210531]

You’re asking for too much.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I think it's a perfectly reasonable list.

[iaamz-deactivated20180415]

If you had a Starbucks right outside your house I would have to find a way to move in with you, even if we don’t actually know eatch other. These are just details, really.

[zoooooeydeschanel]

I would definitely take you in, especially if there's a Starbucks outside my house.

[niall-xhoranrp]

Bet the Starbucks people get told that everyday

[zoooooeydeschanel]

From me, probably.