Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict; 41; father to 3; husband to 1. Professional pretender. "It's all muscle, sinew, and wholesome goodness." [RP]

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welp.

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so-gigigaunt:

Janie, she plays the famous cook, is actually a pretty good cook herself, so no worries. Nothing will burn on stage, I can assure you this. Well…if your wife says so there has to be some truth in it, huh? But you know what they say:  You’re as old as you feel. So if you feel like a fifteen-year-old you’re not old. 

I hope she doesn’t, because I’m fond of that theatre. Nah, my wife is totally full of lies. I feel like a 5 year old. My best mate is my 5 year old daughter, because we’ve basically got the same interests.

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hollandjpg:

Mummy dearest loved spending time with me on the press tour, which is why she’s the favored parent here. My actual mum might love you, but I don’t know if she loves you that much.

But I’m the fun parent, so whatever, mate. 

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coltonleeh:

Basically, yeah. Anytime I feel like it would be beneficial to me, I’m busting out the pout.

Feel free to, mate. I’ll try and be ready.

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hqtbells:

Oh, I think you’d kill it in a musical. I think your comedic timing is great, I think you have impeccable vocal range and can pull all sorts of faces. I think you’d be fitting for a musical. What’s Patrick Melrose about? I mean, nothing against it but..I need the new series of Sherlock.

You do? Bless you. I’d certainly enjoy it - I sing along to musicals plenty at home. Well, the main character, Patrick, is a drug addict, and it’s about how he copes with his father’s death, and coming to terms with his past and all that sort of thing. It sounds terribly depressing, but it is also surprisingly funny. The best thing I can think of to compare it to is Trainspotting. You know, the dark subject matter, but it’s lightened by humour, too. So if you want to check it out, I think you should. I know, I know - it’ll happen when it happens, hopefully. It’s not up to me to make it happen, unfortunately.

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xosarahdrew:

More few than a few times, Mr. Cumberbatch.  Even when I only had one child.  So we are done here cause you have never dealt with teething twins.  So bye,  bye, bye!

Sounds fake. I don’t believe you. I have dealt with teething children, though. With other kids running around, too. Way worse.

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ffsgleeson:

Well but you are luckily married and i have learned my lesson. 

Maybe I should set you up on a blind date. I won’t, because I’ll pick somebody even worse. On purpose.

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so-lukehemmings:

Because it’s my brothers car, and I got to drive every car he’s had, and it’s kinda cool, but only because the features it has. 

What you do is get a much cooler car and tell him that he can drive it, but only if you drive his first. It’ll totally work.

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ffschemsworth:

You can do anything at the same time you are perfect man

Finally somebody who realises that I am, in fact, perfect. Please inform my wife of this.

[mvnjeongs1]

Strangest co star you have worked with

@bendyduckcrumbleface. He’s a royal fucking weirdo.

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So clearly perfectly cast as Dr. STRANGE.

[benedictdaily]

Benedict Cumberbatch for Los Angeles Times [x] [UHQ]

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hollandjpg:

Honestly, neither do I because I was so flippin’ nervous the whole time. At least my mum now knows who to call if I need someone to watch me. You got my everlasting love, shouldn’t that be enough? I could tell by your face you absolutely hated it, how sad.

Every moment of it, I hated. No love can make up for it. I’ll have to start charging if I need to look after to you now, though. I hope your mother is willing to cough up the cash.

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coltonleeh:

This is really good information to have but I swear to never use it against you. At least, unless I deem it necessary.

So... you’ll deem it necessary pretty much constantly, yeah? I’m fine with that.

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xosarahdrew:

Excuse me?   The only one whom truly can complain to me right now is Roman and Saoirse.   More her than him cause she carried their twin girls for nine months.  So hush!

Have you ever tried looking after 5 kids at once? All under the age of 5? I’ve done that. It was pure chaos. Still didn’t complain.

[thelostsmiles]

Guess who finally let the dogs out. Benedict on “The Late Late Show” with James Corden. (v)

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sonessmorgan:

I’m counting on you here, you better work on it and you better catch up. You’re missing out on a lot of juicy details and everything. Tell your kids to go play or hand them off to their mother and as for the projects.. well they’ll have to live without you right? Right. I have seen 13 Reason’s Why and it was very good. Although I’ve been told about Stranger Things quite a bit, everyone that I talk to suggests that I should watch it so I’m really thinking that I need to watch it and see what it’s all about.

I will, I will. The kids aren’t so easy to hand off to their mother, especially since I was away for a good few weeks, so they’re expecting me to make up for it by taking them everywhere, and basically letting them get away with murder. You haven’t seen Stranger Things yet? Then... you really need to. As an 80s kid, I could relate to the boys and their innocence in the whole thing completely. And I love all the music, and the hair, and all the 80s references going on - it’s so my kind of thing. But plenty of people love it for loads of other reasons, too!