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TMMGTTB: Dunkirk Edition

Shivering Soldier

Mr. Dawson

Peter

George

Collins

Farrier

Alex

Tommy

Gibson

[incorrectdunkirk]

Somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. Good for them, fuck them though.

Shivering Soldier (via incorrectdunkirk)

[zoori666]

Farrier: Where’s George?

Shivering Soldier: Doing stuff.

Farrier: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Peter?

Shivering Soldier: Trying to stop George from doing the stuff.

Farrier: And Collins?

Shivering Soldier: Trying to stop Peter from stopping George from doing the stuff.

Farrier: I see. And what are you doing here?

Shivering Soldier: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Collins from stopping Peter from stopping George from doing the stuff.

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Ao3 Tags: Dunkirk Edition

Shivering Soldier

Mr. Dawson

Peter

George

Collins

Farrier

Alex

Tommy

Gibson

[zoori666]

Shivering Soldier: So, you're only sixteen, huh? You seem pretty mature for your age.

George: It's the trauma.

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Shivering Soldier: We're gonna die!

George: Think positive!

Shivering Soldier: We're gonna die quickly!

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Peter: Rules are meant to be broken.

Mr. Dawson: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

George: Piñatas.

Collins: Glow sticks.

Farrier: Karate boards.

Shivering Solider: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

[zoori666]

Farrier: Why are you always in such a bad mood?

Shivering Soldier: Experience.

[zoori666]

Shivering Soldier: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

George: What does ‘claustrophobic’ mean?

Peter: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Shivering Soldier: No, it doesn’t!

George: Ho ho ho!

Peter: Stop it, George! You’re scaring him!

[zoori666]

Gibson: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Tommy: Probably Alex.

[zoori666]

Collins: I notice that there are dark circles around your eyes, are you suffering from stress?

Shivering Soldier: Why? No, I, the, eh, I…

[zoori666]

Collins: *peers up behind Shivering Soldier and covers his eyes* Guess who?

Shivering Soldier: It's either Collins or cold hands of death.

Collins: It's Collins!

Shivering Soldier: Fuck!

[zoori666]

Alex: What are you reading?

Tommy: A book of things I love.

Alex: Tommy, that’s just a photo album of Gibson.

Tommy: Oh what a coincidence.

[zoori666]

Farrier: You're smiling. Did something good happened?

Shivering Soldier: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Peter: George tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[zoori666]

Tommy: It's quiet. Too quiet.

*gunshot barely misses them*

Tommy: Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet!

[zoori666]

Mr. Dawson: If you have a problem with the way Peter is being raised then you talk to ME!

Shivering Soldier: I am.

Mr. Dawson: I don’t want to hear it.

[zoori666]

George: Were you ever nice?

Shivering Soldier: 1935. Worst year of my life.