"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
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this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter
i don't believe such a time ever existed
this is hilarious actually bring it back
tips for studying new vocab
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! I’m back with another post relating to studying, but keep in mind that these tips are not one-size-fit-all, so please feel free to implement if you think it will be helpful for you! I personally don’t like forcing myself chunks of words, so I think that learning through music and any activities you like such as watching movies actively would also be really fun!
Please share below if you have any helpful tips too! 💚🎉🤩
Kaito: *sends Aoko a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*
Kaito, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you.
Aoko: Bakatio, you're in the picture.
Kaito: Did I fucking stutter?
ok but Aoko as Rem and Ran as Misa singing Mortals and Fools from Death Note Musical
like imagine, Aoko has already found out who Kaito Kid is (but probably still doesn't know why he does what he does), and maybe she knows who Conan is, and now can't take seeing oblivious Ran
it may also be vermouth and ran idk
ok but Aoko as Rem and Ran as Misa singing Mortals and Fools from Death Note Musical
like imagine, Aoko has already found out who Kaito Kid is (but probably still doesn't know why he does what he does), and maybe she knows who Conan is, and now can't take seeing oblivious Ran
some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows
some of you have never been painfully disfigured by your own father at the tender age of 14 in response to an simple misstep and it shows
some of you were never forced to invent metalbending as your only escape from a hostage situation and it shows
some of you have never lost your first love when she gave up her physical form to become the spirit of the moon and it shows
some of you have never confronted the man that murdered your mother by turning the rain above him into ice daggers only to give up your pursuit for vengeance out of pity and self-love and it shows
some of you have never been raised to believe that you are an unloveable monster and that your enemy is your own brother rather your evil father who carefully groomed you to be his greatest weapon and it shows
some of you have never lost your entire livelihood due to a group of rowdy teenagers’ recklessness and complete disregard for the value of cabbages and it shows
All I can imagine right now is some future team Avatar finding a story about „a man who was cursed to surfer through thousand livetimes because of cabbages” and then them being like „sounds cool, yeah, but it’s bullshit haha”.
being in love as an academic
gentle kisses before lectures as they walk you to the hall
slow dancing to mozart, vibing to hozier, & dancing wildly to mother mother
sitting in their lap as you both finish work
zoom calls instead of studying
handwritten letters snuck under dorm doors & pressed flowers hidden in books
imagining their soft smiles as you power through a dull lecture
comparing annotations in literature & workings in mathematics
gently holding them when it gets too much, pressing a kiss to their temple & reminding them of the joy you’ll have after graduation
nicknames after niche & unknown scientists, mathematicians & authors
She just wanna cuddle with her tonight :(
No Regrets by Quimkiin
“return to me, my love, again and again”
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one night, floating on a sea of rum and ale the captain looks up at the bard from where he’s laying with his head in the bards’ lap, nimble fingers in his hair says, “i love you” words fail the poet now and nothing escapes but a sound between a sob and a laugh but the captain seems to understand just the same and for this the bard is thankful presses a chaste kiss to the corner of the captains’ mouth and the next day hungover and gripped by panic over a loss not yet happened the bard constructs a balcony around the entire top half of his two story cabin watching from warm, salty waters the siren laughs, insists it’s a widow’s walk and the bard doesn’t give her the satisfaction of an answer, both knowing she’s right there is a walk-way around the lighthouse but it’s not enough it’s just…… not enough the siren watches this all wishes briefly for legs in order to go to the bard hold him in her arms the captain is not there to see this how the bard works with tears in his eyes a deep cut appearing on the palm of his hand and a slash through one eyebrow the bard cries over the hammer and nails, the wooden boards and wrought iron he cries for the captain loving him too much to try and cage a thing so wild that only the ocean can soothe he cries for the sadness in the sirens’ eyes bright red hair fanning out around her in the deep green waves and when the captain sails back into view the widow’s walk is complete and the bard waits leaning against the railing he made with his own two hands bandage on palm and face and he cries again but this time out of relief
Tiny apt. living room with tons of personality.
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This was from September but I only just took nice photos, so here we are!
Hi there. So I'm moving into the first house my family and I have actually owned in years. The only problem is, my room is so small that they're letting me have the spare room as well, which is equally as small. Dorms are usually pretty small, but I'm thinking that these rooms are much smaller. Do you have any advice for decorating or living in a small (set of) rooms? Maybe any useful furniture pieces? (I don't have any. .-.) Any advice or help would be appreciated.
I am sorry it took so long to respond! This past month a friend of mine moved into a tiny studio apartment, and I wanted her advice before responding to you.
Living in A Small Space
Storage Containers
The right storage containers can make all the difference when living in a small space! Head to your local Dollar Store and get yourself some supplies.
Storage Bins. Go to your local Dollar Store and buy yourself some plastic storage bins. Amazon also sells them, but they’re much more expensive. I’d recommend choosing whatever is the cheapest, you don’t need high quality plastic that was crafted by the indigenous people of wherever. These bins are stackable, durable, and clear plastic makes it easy to locate lost items.
Shoe organizers. Specifically, the ones that hang over doors like this one. These are great for storing makeup, jewelry, writing utensils, cheesy snacks, etc. Drape one over one of your doors, but be sure to consult with any roommates you may have before hand.
Wall Bookshelves. Bookshelves in general make great storage spaces. My old apartment had zero closet space, so my boyfriend and I used a bookshelf to store all our clothes. Since you probably won’t have much floor space, opt for a wall bookshelf instead. I absolutely love the look of a nice wall bookshelf, I have one in my bedroom with some tasteful cacti and my fancy shoes stacked on top of it.
Coat hangers. Might seem like a simple idea, but coat hangers are magical. You can fit multiple coats on one hanger and use the others to hang purses, jewelry, hats, etc. You can also use command hooks if you’re uncomfortable drilling into the walls.
Where to Store
Underneath your bed. As I’m sitting on my bed writing to you, several feet bellow me are two guitars, an emergency kit and several pairs of shoes. Beds are something that everyone has (unless you’re my high school friend Adrienne) so why not utilize them fully? Measure how much space is available underneath your bed frame, and buy storage bins that you can easily slip underneath
Hang it on the wall. Have something weirdly shaped that doesn’t fit anywhere? Hang it on your wall! The only example I can think of right now is something like a bike. Always make sure things are secure!
From the ceiling. Lightweight items can be suspended from the ceiling of your living space. Position jewelry, scarves, and small plants in a visually pleasing arrangement over your bed to save space.
Closets. There’s no guarantee that you’ll get a closet in your dorm room, but most apartment buildings will have one. In fact, I would advise you to not move into an apartment with zero closet space. Stack your storage bins high, place bookshelves in your closet, and if possible use plastic or wooden hangers to organize your clothes. I always think of my bedroom closet as my “disaster zone”. The rest of my apartment can look nice because I have a place to store random things like my porcelain garden gnome and my vacuum cleaner that don’t fit anywhere else.
Decor in a Small Space
These are the ideas I came up with in my cheap dorm decor post, but I think they are all very applicable to your situation.
Plants: Plants are my personal favorite decor (apart from Xmas lights). They’re inexpensive and look great in any location. If watering a plant every day doesn’t work for your schedule, get a cactus! I water my cacti twice a week.
Xmas Lights: I try to distance myself from people who say that Xmas lights are just “seasonal”. I have three different strands of lights up all year long, one in each room and one on my outdoor balcony. These lights are perfect for parties, romantic evenings, etc.
Posters: Posters aren’t as expensive as you think they are, but poster frames are ridiculously expensive. And you can’t buy the cheap ones, they fall apart instantly- you have to buy the $40 ones. My advice to you, buy posters and hang them up carefully with pushpins or tape.
Night lights: I am the sort of person who always needs to pee at 3am. I have always used night lights in my bathroom and kitchen because they’re so much better than blundering around in the dark. Similar to the Xmas lights, they help create that “mood”. I have these cute little lava lamp night lights.
Glow in the dark stars: Just trust me on this.
Chalkboard paint: Dorm room or apartment landlord permitting, chalkboard paint can help turn your room into a perpetual canvas. A friend of mine from college did this to his incredibly small room, and it looked so good.
My friend mentioned that it might be a good idea to make one of your rooms a “bedroom” and make the other your “dressing room/closet/beauty space”.
I hope this helps!
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I like to think one of the things Lily likes about James is how interested he is in muggle culture. And how he’s not even aware he stops her from getting worried too much about the war.