Official z/OS

the OS that nobody fucking knows

[rubylang-official]

@gruvbox-official here. congrats on realizing you're a girl! also I'm pretty sure this makes me the last cis guy with a linux gimmick blog, so, like, there can be only one I guess

... I should probably get around to actually watching Highlander

Yeah, @tmux-official is cis too, but she's a girl, so that would leave you as the only cis guy

However, I've also gotten worse at tracking the blogs over the years ofc, so I'm not even sure at this point

And there's also those who don't explicitly say they're cis, so you can't know really

But for the bit, yeah you're the only cis guy Linux blog, have fun with it >:3

(also someone tell me what Highlander has to do with this, I've never heard of it)

[zos-official]

if @panasonic-toughbook even counts he's cis and @the-real-lenovo is also cis (@lenovo-real reborn) just to help you track some blogs

[busybox-official]

okay am I the only "cis" linux blog for real

[zos-official]

I'm friends with someone who ran @lenovo-real that's a cis blog however he lost the OG account but is probably gonna make another lenovo blog

[isaac--r]

Have a great day everybody

[britain-offical]

"my child is fine" then why are they venting and needing to talk to strangers on the Internet and not talking to you.

I know this has been said before but it simply needs to be said again

[clovermatcha]

[zos-official]

ahh yes nothing like forcefemming one of my friends

[boymoder-sephiroth-deactivated2]

following every single [insert linux distro here]-official blog i see and theres just so many of them. where are you coming from.

[x11-official]

Linus Torvalds joined Tumblr first and then since his blog was open source we all just forked it.

[x11-official]

#wdyt of wayland

It's cool and all. Just doesn't fit my use case yet, and I enjoy wonky old software whose death people have been praying for since George Bush was president.

[sunos-official]

Hi, I'm wonky old software whose death the company who owns me has been praying on for... probably about as long as they've owned me :D

[kde-plasma-official]

I'm the best Desktop Environment, haiiii o/

[btrfs-unofficial]

hi, am the better filesystem :3

[zos-official]

Hai :3

idk lol I'm some kind of unix OS made by IBM

[yiffos-official]

No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in 1 cycle. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

[velourandroses]

since entropy can be at most kA/4L^2 in any given sphere of area A, where k is the Boltzmann constant and L is the Planck length,

and you cannot retrieve information faster than c—

you can only ever search in O(n^0.5) at best because the size of your hashtable chair must grow 🥀🥀

and the moment you begin to attempt to engineer around this—to compress entropy past its rightful bounds—you begin, i fear, to fashion clothes for a black hole.

and you do not want to wear that dress.

[yiffos-official]

one time when i was 12 i ate a quarter and i still dont know what happened to it to this day

[zos-official]

check your pocket

[yiffos-official]

DUDE NO HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT WHAT THE FUK

[zos-official]

magic

[zos-official]

nothing like a late night quake 3 CTF match

[yiffos-official]

No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in 1 cycle. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

[velourandroses]

since entropy can be at most kA/4L^2 in any given sphere of area A, where k is the Boltzmann constant and L is the Planck length,

and you cannot retrieve information faster than c—

you can only ever search in O(n^0.5) at best because the size of your hashtable chair must grow 🥀🥀

and the moment you begin to attempt to engineer around this—to compress entropy past its rightful bounds—you begin, i fear, to fashion clothes for a black hole.

and you do not want to wear that dress.

[yiffos-official]

one time when i was 12 i ate a quarter and i still dont know what happened to it to this day

[zos-official]

check your pocket

[ubuntucinnamon-official]

adobe. how, the... FUCK did you get on my computer????? today i loaded windows and i got a pop-up: "adobe offers! get two months on us!" ive vowed to never use adobe software EVER where... did you come from? acer?? was it you?????

[zos-official]

awww but adobe just wants money :<

[zos-official]

My friend is a bit of a weather nerd, specifically in the radar aspect of it lol.

I have never seen a radar look happy

[nomoretimetodie]

RT-64 Radio Telescope, Kalyazin

[isaac--r]

Have a great day everybody

[r0se1337]

Dollputer 2.0

[steamos3-official]

The List V27

List of tech imitation blogs available at list.linuxposting.xyz:

If you would like to be added to the list, please let me know.

Changelog below the cut

Added

@puppylinux-unofficial

@puppy-linux-official

@q4os-kde-official

@ubuntucinnamon-official

@alacritty-official

@ed-official

@flat-assembler

@floorp-official

@gnome-2048-official

@grep-official

@librewolf-unofficial

@nautilus-official

@podman-official

@qemu-official

@regexkind

@winehq-official

@rustup-official

@vala-official

@verilog-official

@vhdl-official

@spriv-official

@ram-stick

@zram-official

@haiku-official

@sunos-official

@xnu-official

@zos-official

Removed

@glsl-official

Moved

@haiku-official to the non linux section

Replaced links to @steamos-official with ones to @steamos3-official

@ansible-official to @ansible-but-not-official

@arcbrowser-official to @arcbrowser-offical

note: as of publication, the changes have not reached the website and may take some time before they get there.

[zos-official]

look gary there I am!

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[androidtv-official]

go eat rocks.

[ubuntucinnamon-official]

*loud crunching sounds*

[zos-official]

yummy rocks