FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND SIX: FINALE
these 3 teams of finalists have battled their best, bravest and baldest. they've found alliances, even friendship, as they've fought through the rounds. but now is almost time for their trials to come to an end.
normally, only one team would be able to claim victory. but the union has other plans. they've been able to UNIONIZE every one of their opponents so far-- why stop here? if all 3 teams get within 17% of each other, everyone walks away with a victory.
otherwise?
may the b(ald)est characters win.
THE UNION (CID POLLENDINA (Final Fantasy IV), LORD CRUMP (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door), ROM (Star Trek: Deep Space 9), TINKER KNIGHT (Shovel Knight), THE ENGINEER (Team Fortress 2), ZOTE (Hollow Knight), MELODY (Hunter x Hunter), & COMPTON & DOGEN BOOLE (Psychonauts 1 & 2)) vs ARTHUR AGUEFORT (Dimension 20), THE JUDGE (Ace Attorney), BIDO (Fullmetal Alchemist), & THE ITERATORS (Rain World) vs KAPP'N AND FAMILY (Animal Crossing) ft. KAPPA (Natsume Yuujinchou)
The Union
Old Men & Iterators
The Kappas
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Voting ended onJul 28, 2023
(old man art by @rats2, kappa art by @joelleity!)
(i'm so sorry for how long the poll title is. imagine how i feel having to type all the tags out)
over the last 2 rounds, rom has managed to welcome FOUR fellow engineers into his union, as well as one self-employed(?) bug. but can this union provide for the performing arts? does it have better benefits than the hunter association, which provides its members with a License to Kill With Impunity?
the choice is yours! if rom and his team can successfully finish with a total of votes within 15% of melody's, in either direction, they'll have proven the power of the proletariat and UNIONIZED her, meaning she'll join their cause for the remainder of the poll!
THE UNION (ROM (Star Trek: Deep Space 9), TINKER KNIGHT (Shovel Knight), CID POLLENDINA (Final Fantasy IV), LORD CRUMP (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door), DELL "THE ENGINEER" CONAGHER (Team Fortress 2), & ZOTE (Hollow Knight)) vs MELODY (Hunter x Hunter)
FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND 2, GROUP 1: A MINIBOSS APPEARS!
last round, rom achieved the impossible, rallying all of his fellow workers together under the banner of UNIONIZATION. but there's one engineer who hasn't yet been swayed! it's the one, the only, THE engineer, and he's not so sure he's got any use for this newfangled thing called "dental"...
fortunately for rom, there's strength in numbers-- the power of the union has been buffed since last round! if the final percentages of ALL THREE TEAMS are within 13% of one another, engie will climb on board, accompanying rom and co for the remainder of the poll. oh, and zote, we guess. is he a member of the working class? does "bug with delusions of grandeur" count as a job? it does now!
THE UNION (ROM (Star Trek: Deep Space 9), TINKER KNIGHT (Shovel Knight), CID POLLENDINA (Final Fantasy VIII) & LORD CRUMP (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)) vs DELL "THE ENGINEER" CONAGHER (Team Fortress 2) vs ZOTE (Hollow Knight)
you love to hate them: here's two guys from Video Games who have earned a special kind of notoriety in the hearts of the masses. we're pretty sure who would win in a fight, but fortunately for the literal bug, strength isn't what's being measured here! who's the funkier little bald guy?
that's really unfortunate i know that. BUT it's ok. someone very special will be taking his place
BOB THE KILLER-REMEMBER!
who is he? is zote really dead? IDFK.. but the under cut, i may indulge
SO there's this oc competition (cough cough @original-character-championship) and BOB is in there. FIRST, you wanna know BOB though. so what's his deal?
BOB the KILLER (just a title, NOT a murderer) is a stickman who has a very good memory. he says that was made before forgetting as a 2 billion and 6 year old, and it's so good, that sometimes he forgets anyway. most people know him as memory instead of his actual name (to his frustration) and he is kinda popular as memory, but he went missing for a bit because of [redacted] so most people don't even know what he looks like anymore, so much so that memory is now in the public domain! he makes no money. he doesn't really get technology, either. he's BOB, ok?
also he's kind of a terrible person. his strongest connection is with his mother and other creators, but most of them aren't active anymore. that makes him kind of lose his mind, but it's ok! BOB is very good at waiting.. it just lets him remember better, until that memory has become more of a lucid dream. although many say he is credible because of his long lasting existence, it's more complicated than that. only things that are terrible to think about remain unchanged, and even those are locked away.
BUT it's ok because all the people he's hurt still live with him everyday and it's not his fault and he is perfect. OK? he's like that zote guy but entirely different. OH wait wait..
he has a knife that apparently he made that does nothing. it's just for show. that's why he's called BOB the KILLER! the REMEMBER addendum was because he realized that spanish people have 2 last names without understanding why. also he is spanish, but he doesn't know the culture. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 pride! 😁<- i am also puerto rican. OK bye hope this message reaches you. there's some more BOB stuff on my main (@hellyeahwrathofthedeadrabbit) if you are interested. i hope to do something with him someday BUT this bracket does serve as an introduction
Vash the Stampede (Trigun): "He once got away from being arrested by looking so pathetic people thought he was cosplaying as vash the stampede"
Zote the Mighty (Hollow Knight): "You constantly have to rescue him, he has daddy issues, he can’t fight for shit, and when he’s in a rainy area he’s literally a pathetic little soggy ktten"
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